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My First Television Writing Credit

My First Television Writing Credit

A few weeks back, I mentioned to you all that I co-wrote a sketch with the DC Comedy Writers Group for the CNN-hosted Congressional Radio and TV Correspondents Dinner. I meant to post it earlier, but I managed to lock myself out of this blog while working on technical updates and had to figure out a […]

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“Well Spoken” and on CNN

Greetings readers, As you can see, it’s been a long time since I’ve posted anything. I am writing jokes every single day, but I have been working on various comedic endeavors that have taken me away from regularly updating the blog. This entry is to announce a few of them. Hopefully, you all will check them […]

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The Greasy R&B Valentines Mixtape

The Greasy R&B Valentines Mixtape

I decided to dedicate this year’s Valentines Mixtape to greasy R&B music. To qualify, the songs here had to fit these criteria: The artist performing it had to actually appear quite greasy The lyrical content had to be horny on a cartoonish level. Like, Glen Quagmire’s iPod-level horny The track could strictly have either one […]

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On The Comeback Trail

What’s happening internet! It’s been a long time. I know, I know. It’s almost unthinkable to be in February and realize that this is my first blog entry of 2014. I hope at least a few of you out there still care about what I have to say over here. If so, let me know […]

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Post-Furlough Foolishness

Overheard conversation from yesterday: Woman 1: “I don’t feel right getting paid for all that time we were furloughed.” Woman 2: “You know, you can donate your check to a charity. You don’t have to take the money.” Woman 1: “Err, umm…Uh…I don’t…Uhhh…” Woman 2: “Yeah. That’s what I thought.” People love to talk out […]

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Benverine

Benverine may not beat Wolverine in a fight, but he’ll out dance him any day of the week. Whomever made this Photoshop deserves the honor of having his or her bones coated with adamantium. Only one other image could make me smile this much today, and that’s the photo of the Royal Baby. A PRINCE IS […]

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My Cat From Hell

Jackson Galaxy, I need your help! My girlfriend’s cat, Pepper, is a hater. BIG TIME. Whenever I visit her Pepper waits for me to leave the room then pees in the exact spot where I was sitting. Readers: have you ever smelled fresh cat urine before? It is not for the faint of heart. Cats […]

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