OK. They don’t really call me that. I’m just saying, my iPod is jamming WAY too hard right now, and I blame Mr. Johnny Guitar Watson. As a matter of fact, let me revise that first statement; most of the women I’ve dated would absolutely call me the “Superman Lover.” They’d also call me other [...]
Morgan Freeman Is Getting Married
I would like to congratulate Morgan Freeman on his upcoming nuptials. A lot of folks are giving him flack for marrying his step granddaughter, and to be honest, it does sound pretty creepy, but he’s been with her for 10 years now. Sure, that means in the early days Freeman’s now fiancee was a 17 [...]
New Header Week Day 2 – Billy Dee Style
Yesterday I pushed the limits of good taste with my Sistine Chapel header. Today, I’m keeping it sexy. Don’t let the smooth taste fool you! Just to clarify, I am not advertising Colt 45 Malt Liquor. Nor am I co-signing the jheri curl belonging to Billy Dee Williams circa the early-to-mid 1980s. I’m just paying [...]
The Obligatory Blake Griffin Dunked on Kendrick Perkins Post
When a man gets dunked on as savagely as Kendrick Perkins did by Blake Griffin tonight, I am required by law to write about it. Blake Griffin just besmirched Kendrick Perkins’ dignity. Ate that man’s lunch. Called his newborn baby ugly. All of that, in one dunk. See for yourself… Even the commentator paused for [...]
New Header Week
Every day this week, I will be trying out new headers on this website and looking for feedback. I have been riding with the Michael Jackson one for entirely too long so it’s about time that I switch things up. Plus, I have been neglecting my talent for Photoshop mayhem. As you can see from [...]
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears Recap
I am proud to announce that You Know What Really Grinds My Gears, my collaboration with DJ Roz of Champion Sounds, was a success. Last Tuesday marked the first open-forum karaoke-style airing of the grievances in the history of..ever. My only fear of hosting what amounted to an open-mic rant session was that there would [...]
No Fingering The President
Everywhere I go, I keep seeing this photo of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer sticking her finger in the face of President Obama. I wish I were a Secret Service agent on the scene when this happened. I would have tackled the f*ck out of her. It’s crazy the level of disrespect the first Black President [...]
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