Normally, I would put this random collection of musings on Twitter, but I feel like sharing with everybody tonight. I know a lot of you haven’t made your way over there yet, so I don’t want to leave anyone out. I care, dammit! I am an equal-opportunity type of dude, so walk with me for awhile as I spew off a few random thoughts from yesterday. Read the rest of this entry »
I’m loving this video, for two reasons. The first being, the women are great! There is jiggly-bouncing from the first scene, on. The second reason is because it actually reminds me of something I wrote a few years ago about managing your Summer League team.
Yes, Drake does look like the bastard child of Jason Kidd, but the man’s mixtape is incredible. I don’t know how his studio album can top what he’s already done on So Far Gone, but I definitely expect him to move TI and Lil Wayne-like numbers if he can keep this level of buzz going.
Right now, I’m struggling to memorize something. The most frustrating thing about this situation is that I know that I am completely capable of remembering what I need to. I am like a black version of Cliff Claven from Cheers, because I can recall all sorts of pointless trivia and random facts which I’ll never need unless Jeopardy comes calling one day. Still, I’m having trouble committing the stuff I worked on earlier to memory. Read the rest of this entry »
This morning, I hopped up out the bed and turned my swag on. Then, I took a look in the mirror, and said “What’s up.” It was at that moment, I realized something: It is truly impossible to take a look in the mirror and say “what’s up” to yourself while your swag is turned on, without doing the nigga nod. It’s like your head involuntarily tilts back as soon as the words leave your lips. Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself when you get some time alone. Please don’t do it in front of other people, because they will think you’re an idiot. Read the rest of this entry »
The book has finally been thrown at Bernard Madoff. 150 years worth of books, to be exact. First of all, I want to sincerely and wholeheartedly say something eloquent about the situation from the heart: F*ck that George Washington quarter side-profile having, greedy, heartless, sinister son of a gap toothed bowlegged whore with rabies. The judge should have given the defrauded investors the opportunity to form a line, walk up and take one good swing at Madoff before he goes to prison. Read the rest of this entry »
There’s a time and a place for shameless self promotion of business ventures, Joe Jackson. A tribute to your recently deceased son is neither. As bad as I feel for the Jackson family, I kind of wish someone would whip Joe’s ass one good time, the same way the movie version whipped Tito for breaking that guitar string.
If you don’t feel like watching the whole video, skip to around the 3:05 mark.
During the BET Awards, I decided to share my thoughts and opinions with the world via Twitter. If you’re not already following me, then this is a taste of what you missed. These 140 character or less Tweets are listed in chronological order during the course of the entire show: Read the rest of this entry »
