Saturday, I took what was supposed to be a leisurely trip to the zoo. The “leisurely” part did not last long, as I was forced to chase down and intimidate an 8 year old. I know it sounds evil, but once I explain why I did it, you’ll understand. I was enjoying an afternoon with [...]
What In The Leatherface Hell?!
Yes, this woman is real. Her name is Patricia Krentcil. She is facing criminal charges for allegedly taking her 5 year old daughter into a tanning booth with her. Judging from her char-broiled appearance, I doubt that any jury on Earth would believe a word she says. The only thing missing from this fool’s face [...]
Welcome to DC RGIII
Non-Redskins fans; Let us have our moment. Robert Griffin III has been a Washington Redskin for less than 3 hours now, and I have already seen more than my share of ‘Skins-bashing on Twitter. Is it too much to ask for you all to let us have a moment in the sun? We haven’t won [...]
That Wasn’t Peaceful!
I tuned into the Lakers game just as the player formerly known as Ron Artest, a.k.a. Metta World Peace went upside James Harden’s head. I love Metta, but that wasn’t very “peaceful” at all. In light of recent actions, he should change his name once again to Metta World Cheap Shot, or Metta World Bitch [...]
My Sideways DC Improv Video
Yes, I realize this video from my show at the DC Improv is sideways. No, I do not care to fix it. Watch it lying down if you have to. My cousin filmed this video, so blame him for it being shot this way. Blame him from a distance however, because the man is a [...]
A Tupac-o-gram?!
I can’t lie; if I’d seen the Tupac Shakur hologram performance at Coachella in person, my head would have probably exploded. It was THAT impressive to me. All obvious ethical issues of using a dead guy’s likeness aside, the technology behind this performance was amazing. As much as I like this, I’m already dreading the [...]
Cory Booker is a Hero
In an era where words like “hero” are overused, Newark, NJ Mayor Corey Booker is a true example of one. Aside from his already impressive political accomplishments, the man ran into a burning building and rescued His neighbor. Part or me thinks that I would have done the same thing in that situation. The other [...]
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