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The Greasy R&B Valentines Mixtape

The Greasy R&B Valentines Mixtape

I decided to dedicate this year’s Valentines Mixtape to greasy R&B music. To qualify, the songs here had to fit these criteria: The artist performing it had to actually appear quite greasy The lyrical content had to be horny on a cartoonish level. Like, Glen Quagmire’s iPod-level horny The track could strictly have either one […]

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On The Comeback Trail

What’s happening internet! It’s been a long time. I know, I know. It’s almost unthinkable to be in February and realize that this is my first blog entry of 2014. I hope at least a few of you out there still care about what I have to say over here. If so, let me know […]

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Post-Furlough Foolishness

Overheard conversation from yesterday: Woman 1: “I don’t feel right getting paid for all that time we were furloughed.” Woman 2: “You know, you can donate your check to a charity. You don’t have to take the money.” Woman 1: “Err, umm…Uh…I don’t…Uhhh…” Woman 2: “Yeah. That’s what I thought.” People love to talk out […]

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Benverine may not beat Wolverine in a fight, but he’ll out dance him any day of the week. Whomever made this Photoshop deserves the honor of having his or her bones coated with adamantium.¬†Only one other image could make me smile this much today, and that’s the photo of the Royal Baby. A PRINCE IS […]

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My Cat From Hell

Jackson Galaxy, I need your help! My girlfriend’s cat, Pepper, is a hater. BIG TIME. Whenever I visit her Pepper waits for me to leave the room then pees in the exact spot where I was sitting. Readers: have you ever smelled fresh cat urine before? It is not for the faint of heart. Cats […]

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Top 5 Church Fan Illustrations of All-Time

Top 5 Church Fan Illustrations of All-Time

Due to popular demand, I’ve created actual blog entries for the tweets I posted under the #BlackBuzzFeed hashtag last week. First up is the Top Five Church Fan Illustrations of All Time since it was featured on¬†Complex Magazine‘s site, Hip Hop Wired, and possibly other places I’ve yet to look. Without further adieu, let’s get […]

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Game 7 and Other Assorted Thoughts

The NBA Finals are going to a decisive Game 7. This is all that a basketball fan could ever hope for. Two evenly-matched teams putting it all on the line, with everything at stake over the course of 48 minutes. That felt dramatic just typing it. I had a chill run through my body. Then […]

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