Hello, My Name Is…

by on 27. May, 2004 in Uncategorized

I know, I know…I did an entry on http://www.killacal.net with the a similar title. Since I have my own shitty version of a blog now, I figured it was time to for me to make myself known to my new viewers and folks who haven’t gotten to know me yet.

“Allow me to re-intoduce myself, my name is…”

Leon. But I have many nicknames, as given to me by my friends, family, and people who want to kick my ass. Here are a few:

Hustleman – Cause I run and hustle non-stop on the basketball court

L.L.L.L.(Ladies Love Little Leon) – My old boss gave me that name LOL. Mainly because I used to flirt with customers in the store and I’m 5’8″ tall…on a good day…with Timberland boots on.

Niggerache – Cause of my musical gifts(or lack thereof). Here’s a few samples of songs from my debut album “Music To Dry Hump Your Lady To”

William Hung ain’t got SHIT on me

The Ralph Macchio Gangster of Love Theme Song

Bad News Brown – Cause I talk shit like an old school WWF wrestler. Plus, you gotta respect a grown man who would get on the mic in a crowded arena and talk to the crowd like “Shut your mouths you bunch of sorry sharecroppers!” Then kick someone in the head and call it the Ghetto Blaster…LOL

Potty Mouth – For obvious reasons. I’m working on it, though.

Mighty Mouse – Another basketball one. Based on my stature and the fact that I do things that I’m not supposed to do out there due to my height.

I know there are more…but I actually have work to do at the job right now. Hopefully you all enjoyed getting to know me a little better. Thanks for reading this entry

HustlemanL77

a.k.a. Ronnie DeVoe of the Internet

a.k.a. The Black Phil Collins

a.k.a. The Man Sitting Next To The Man

a.k.a. Arnold Drummond II

a.k.a. Sammy Davis Jr., jr.

a.k.a. President of the Black Delegation

a.k.a. Governor of Washington, DC

a.k.a. Pimp by Blood, not Relation

a.k.a. Everyday Avereage Joe just like you ;)

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    Leon, a.k.a. God's Gift to your sense of humor.

    5 Responses to “Hello, My Name Is…”

    1. Anonymous 27. May, 2004 at 5:20 pm #

      yeah leon…slim right here…keep it up u funny lookin muddafucka…*snicka*

      Reply
    2. Jamille 23. Jul, 2004 at 9:18 pm #

      Was that really you singing? If it was, not bad at all homie.

      Reply
    3. TheBlackNewYorker 24. Jul, 2004 at 7:09 am #

      Goodmorning, Mr. FunnyMan . . . your new name, lol
      My Broham, lol

      Reply
    4. MiniMee 28. Jul, 2004 at 1:09 pm #

      ROTFLMAO! Absolutely the funniest damn thing I’ve heard in an eternity. I had to let everyone I know, including my momma listen to the Ralph Macchio Gangster of Love theme song. DAMN that was funny! Thanks, man.

      Reply

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