My Holiday Weekend – The Recap
Friday:
Didn’t do a damned thing, other than get a haircut. Rested and relaxed after that…
Saturday:
Saw my grandma and her husband Lesse over at my mom’s house. It’s always fun seeing them. Grandma is probably the single most encouraging and loving person in my life. She always helps me to put my problems in perspective. Her husband Lesse is a character, too. Dude is always trying to get me to drink with him. His preferred beverage of choice is E&J, or as he so eloquently calls it, “Easy Jesus.” I proceeded to drink with him while watching a Clint Eastwood western. Then, when my little cousin came over with his mom and sister, there was more comedy. He’s 15, and his mom mentioned something about his little girlfriend. So once she left, Lesse walks over to him and said “You got a girlfriend, huh? You got you some stank yet?”
He kept on with that line of questioning for about 5 minutes LOL.
Later in the night, I went out with my sister and my co-worker Adam to “Cheers”, or The Common Share, as it’s more widely known. We basically shut the bar down, and along the way, my ex girlfriend, her roommate, and a few of their friends joined us out there. My sister and I are now both on the drunken wall of fame there. The one cool-ass white guy(I think his name was Steve) then mentioned a house party up the street where we could go crash. It sounded like a good idea at the time…
So we all walk in this place, and the first thing I saw as soon as I made it to the living room was two men on the couch with another one sprawled across both of them. I was thinking “WTF kinda party did this fool bring us to!?!?!” Luckily, there were other normal, straight people in there amongst the gay dudes, so I calmed down and gave it a chance. My sister saw some dude in there that she thought was really handsome and wanted to talk to, so my ex walked over to him to get his attention. This dude turned and said “Hello” in a manner that was so effeminate that Little Richard would have looked at that bamma, hit him in his chest and told him to man the fuck up. The night only went downhill from there.
After Steve asked someone “What’s up with the dank?” at an inopportune moment, the gay folks started asking us all who we knew at the party, then telling us that it was over. So as I was leaving, some lady put some mardi gras beads around my neck. I didn’t think anything of it, until one of the gay dudes and this big, pumpkin-headed big butch lady asked me where did I get the beads from. I told them, and they started bitching and having fits over the cheap-ass $2.00 beads that were PLACED AROUND MY NECK. So I gave them back with no problem. Upon me giving them back, one of the gay dudes decided that he had something smart to say…So I threatened to slap the shit outta him in front of his punk-assed houseguests on my way down the stairs. They got scared and shut the door as I started to walk back towards the apatrtment(in a effort to make the dude look like even more of a bitch). I don’t know what pissed me off more…Getting kicked out of somewhere I didn’t want to be, or getting accused of stealing $2.00 beads. Bastards.
Sunday:
Went to a cookout in the rain…Luckily it was under a canopy in this park, so the party went on despite the elements. Paul, D’angelow, and everyone else involved with setting up the cookout proved to be some dedicated, barbequeing mofos. Made me proud to say that I know such men of distinction.
I kinda think my ride there was bitter that she came with me, because she kept threatening to leave me LOL. Ah well, fuckit. She brought me back, so I guess it doesn’t matter. Overall, the cookout was really fun. I even turned folks on to that good Sam Adams Summer Ale :)
Later that evening, I went to a strip club with the bisexual friends I mentioned in my “Resourseful” entry. Let me just say this: You get way more love and spend way less money when you go to a strip club with pretty women LOL. That was a wild evening…WHEEEEEEEEWWWW!!!!!!
Monday:
Rest and recovery from not getting much sleep Saturday and Sunday. Then I went swimming. I need to do that more often. It’s great excercise.
Overall, the weekend was great, save for the house party incident. Hope yours was great, too.
*taking my cue from the title…
“wait, i ain’t neva been thrown outta shit before, but that’s not the point!”
You went swimming? I mean, like, stroke, stroke, kick, kick, breathe kinda swimming?
Excellent…[/end mr. burns.]
Thrown out of a gay party??? Those must have been some snotty bitches! Most of the ones here are usually cool as shit, and the more the merrier!
I think I’m gonna start using “Easy Jesus” and see how many people look at me funny! LOL
Thrown out of a gay party??? Those must have been some snotty bitches! Most of the ones here are usually cool as shit, and the more the merrier!
I think I’m gonna start using “Easy Jesus” and see how many people look at me funny! LOL
-Tasha
Thrown out of a gay party??? Those must have been some snotty bitches! Most of the ones here are usually cool as shit, and the more the merrier!
I think I’m gonna start using “Easy Jesus” and see how many people look at me funny! LOL
-Tasha
*lol* Man.. sounds like you had a pretty cool holiday. I’m too through about ya’ll gettin thrown out of a gay party. *lol* Maybe they were intimidated by your ever-present “straightness” lol. Oh well… all’s well that ends well. :)
It’s Ashlee. I have a question about the white guy that took you to the party. Was it the skinny one with a really low haircut? If it was him then I am not surprised he took you to a gay party. He is gay! He came out of the commonshare bathroom with another delicate looking guy. What straight guys go into a one person bathroom together and stay in there for 10 minutes? Anyway, the next time I saw him he preceeded to tell me that he is not gay…he knows a lot of gay guys…but he is not gay. He decided to tell me all of this after he spent the previous 10 minutes “play flirting” with some straight guys that were not to happy about it…but he’s not gay…whatever…that mofo is gay.
That’s tooo funny Hustleman! You got kicked out of a gay party?!! What’s the world coming to? Glad you had a good weekend! Hey – did you ever get correct payment from that club?
You’re too funny. You had me literally laughing out loud.
I can never complain again about my 4th….I’ll keep you posted
LOL @ Ashlee…It’s not the guy you’re talking about. This guy came in there with Cherisse and her roommate after meeting the roommate at the party they left. He had never even been to the Common Share before LOL. That guy was funny.
BNB
Man your ass is a certified nut!!!! Mebbe Ill have another cookout before the summers over…
lol. she called him delicate!
The beads…did they happen to be rainbow colored? Because if so, it wasn’t the beads that caused the problem. It’s like you were wearing their letters and you weren’t in the “club”. For future reference.
(Yep. I’m reading your archives. Hence the lateness.)
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