I’m kinda upset at everybody messing with Jadakiss over his song “Why.” The reason it bothers me is because he’s been rhyming about all kinds of negative stuff for years…talking about “why put you in verse whenI can put you in a coroner’s van” and shit like that. The moment he makes an attempt at social consciousness, people want to talk shit have a problem with it. Over the past couple of weeks, I’ve heard Bill O Reilly, and numerous other TV commentators such as the folks on VH1′s The Best Week/Month ever all either talk shit about the song, or make fun of it. I’m pissed, becasue Bill O’ Reilly never said shit when he was rapping about killing niggas and selling crack. Now all of the sudden, when he says something bad about George Bush and the fact that the academy overlooked all of Denzel Washington and Halle Berry’s prior top shelf performances only to give them oscars for playing a crooked cop with no remorse and a helpless needy woman who gave her body to a damn racist white man, there’s a problem. Also, those VH1 people need to shut the fuck up and come up with more than two formats for their programming. Just cause that approach they used on “I Love The ’80s” worked for those series, doesn’t mean you should make every show on your network follow the same format. That shit starts to get schitophrenic and annoying after awhile. I should not have to hear comments from Mo Rocca on every program your network airs…LOL
As a matter of fact, I need to boycot VH1 altogether after watching that Godawful Michael Jackson movie. Just when that guy Flex did enough to make us all forget about “Homeboys In Outer Space,” he fucks around and shoots his career in the foot again with this bitch-ass Michael Jackson performance. That movie was pure crap. The guy that played Joe Jackson did look just like his ass, so at least they got that part right.
Back to my original topic. In honor of my friend Jadakiss, here are my “Why?” questions:
Why do some people try to talk to you while you’re pissing next to each other in the men’s room urinals? That is NOT the time for conversation.
Why did the radio out here pretty much play the same three Rick James songs this weekend? RIP to Rick James and no disrespect, but if I hear Mary Jane, Superfreak, or Fire and Desire one more time, I’m personally going to the radio station to bitch slap a DJ. Rick James had way more than just 3 hit songs. Have some creativity when honoring the man’s legacy.
Why don’t women want to fuck with you while you’re single, but as soon as you start seeing somebody, your stock increases tenfold?
Why do I feel like I’m losing my mojo? Maybe it’s because I’m not in a relationship anymore and women can sense that shit…LOL. Either way, I have to do something about this. I may fall down from the ranks of the Bad Motherfuckers all the way to the level of the Average Joes. I’m not prepared to deal with that LOL.
Why do Jadakiss and Eddie George look like turtles?
seriously, Eddie George looks like he could be the 5th member of this group. He’d be the Negro Mutant Ninja Turtle.
Why was that movie Collateral long as hell(or at least it felt that way)? If I were in the position of Jaimee Foxx’s character, that movie would have been about 20 minutes long at best.I would have gotten away, or Tom Cruise would have killed my black ass. It wouldn’t nearly have taken that long to come to a resolution.
Why am I still posting whys? I really need to get back to work LOL.
Feel free to add your “Why?” questions. If they’re good, I’ll post them, or I’ll get a psychic to give us the answers to life’s mysteries sometime this week. Either way, have a wonderful day and thanks for reading :)
Leon,
a.k.a Hustleman
a.k.a. B.M.F.(Bad Mudda Fuckah)
a.k.a. Neighborhood Slapboxing Champ from 1993-97
a.k.a. Brutus Beefcake
a.k.a. Ravishing Rick Rude
this is Leigh.. that Michael Jackson movie was the worst…but the guy who played Joe Jackson was pure comedy way better than Lawrence Hilton Jacobs!!! Sorry I dont have any why’s..lol
I saw that VH1 Best Month Ever, and their mockery of “Why” pissed me off too… It just wasn’t funny. I think the song is awesome. I didn’t see the Michael Jackson movie, but the commercials for it alone made Flex look like he was feening for a job. WTH? I dunno. Maybe I’ll wait for it to come on again. Anywho, kudos on yet another funny post!
I am ashamed to admit I was probably that one solitary black fan of Homeboys from Outer Space… it was a purely ignorant show, but it made me laugh every time, which is a lot more than I can say for a lot of other shows… including stupid ass Seinfeld.
oh yeah… the answer to why women find attached men more attractive…. well, the answer to what to do about it… grab a female friend and hang out around town with her, be seen with her. ppl will notice you and the effect is the same, even though she’s not actually your GF or smashing you. it works for me!
Just want it to be known that I only want to deal with single guys. *wink* I guess sometimes people want what they “can’t have.” But I think drama comes with that. So I dunno. *shrugging*
hey i have a why for you
why did kamikazee (sp)pilots wear helmets?????
but w/e
love ya blog
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“Why do Jadakiss and Eddie George look like turtles?”Oh lawd… this had me straight rollin. lol. They really do look like turtles. lmbao.
I think women sometimes see “taken” men as a good option because someone IS already with them.. so they can’t be that bad. Plus…you’re less likely to “put on a show”, “try too hard” or really chase a women woman when you already have one. Sometimes when men chase women too much… it turns them off. So this opposite effect could have women wonderering “why isn’t he chasing me”… which will bring forth curiousity and possibly an attempt to seduce you. I dunno… just my thoughts. Even though i agree w/ tha Kid… I’m only interested in single men. lol
Nope. It’s what Chris Rock said . . . the girlfriend cleans you up: she dresses you, pops a tic-tac in your mouth, and wipes the crust out the corner of your eyes. Plus, getting pussy on a regular basis wipes away the strained, horny look that most men have. Women like men who aren’t pressed to get in their panties. And the only men that aren’t pressed are ones that have girlfriends . . . or who are gay.
LOL @ the Kamikaze pilots question. I guess the helmets were in case the pilot punked out and decided that he has something to live for after all…LOL
@ Rainmayun, Pure genius, my brother.
@The Kid and Sway…Looks like I need to be in ATL. You all appreciate a single gentleman of distinction such as myself LOL
Ryan Said:
You are DEAD wrong for that turtle comment. Yeah, I’m pretty ticked at all these folks hatin on Jada’s song. Especially those few lyrics. Is this whole world going to cave in and believe what Jadakiss said and start believing that Bush knocked down them towers. Come on white people…let’s pretend and grow a brain.
Anyway, I know I haven’t been around in a minute…but will be back shortly in good form. Hope you are doing well dear!
I was wondering the samething. I never been a big Jadakiss fan. My bf was, so I happened to buy the cd for him. I listened to the whole cd and enjoyed it. Why is my favorite song, mainly cause of the words and I love Anthony Hamilton. I really enjoyed reading you blog.. I will return soon…
Mahoganydymond
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I DON’T HAVE A WHY. but i do have a question. whatever happened to “Ron Johnson” from Homeboys In Outerspace?
you know… Ron Johnson.
from a Different World.
Light skin from Homeboys in Outerspace.
you know who i’m talkin about.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers with extra Mayo, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of indestructible black box?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put their useless junk in the garage?.
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well?: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’
Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
“Why don’t women want to fuck with you while you’re single, but as soon as you start seeing somebody, your stock increases tenfold?”
women (most) are attracted to unavailable men…when u have a woman you are more of a challenge..women are sick twisted creatures…its a fact!