I am a Thespian.
No,I ain’t never been with no other man…I don’t care what Ernest at the bus stop said. Don’t listen to that nigga…LOL
Just playing…I heard Anton the Bum say that on In Living Color once, and it had me laughing. I am claiming Thespianism because I’m going to a movie audition tomorrow and trying my damnest to get a speaking role. Even if it’s a brief one. I just want to get paid more for saying a line or two.
I hope I don’t get cast for some degrading shit, though…They’ll probably want to cast me as “Man Begging For Life On Public Restroom Floor” or some shit like that. I can see it now…Me sweatting like a Georgia field slave, tears in my eyes, talking ’bout “Oh my Sweet Lord Jesus! Please brother! I DON’T WANT TO DIE!!!!”
Fuck it…I may be up for an NAACP Image Award for “Best Death Scene”…or a Black People’s Award or something.
I did some Black MacGuyver shit again last week…I was meeting a friend for happy hour, and the shirt that I wanted to change into after my workout was black and somehow got covered in lint. I was already running late, but I was also right next to a CVS drugstore. To my dismay, there were NO lint brushes in the entire store. So I asked myself “What would MacGuyver do?” Then it came to me. I bought the cheapest duck tape in the store, wrapped it around my umbrella, and made my own damn lint brush.
Y’all might laugh, but that shit worked. No one was the wiser…except for the folks on 16th Street who witnessed me wrapping my umbrella with duck tape LOL.
Now, the free shit. I know someone who actually got a free iPod by getting folks to fill out the survey on this site http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=8085964
The only catch is, you have to sign up for one of their offers after taking the quick survey. I’m reccomending folks sign up for the free AOL trial, then cancel that shit ASAP before they try to charge you. Tell them you don’t like their service and to go fuck themselves LOL. Either way, it won’t cost you shit but a phone call or angry e-mail. Be sure to sign up under the url I posted, because I need my 5 sign-ups to get my free iPod.
thank you kindly in advance, all of my fellow net-saavy bargain hunters :)
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Black people are so creative. I doubt if I would have thought of that. I would have just been covered with lint. *but I keep a lint brush in the car* :)
Good luck on your audition!
Yes we are creative. Now I wouldnt have thought about doing anything of such. I was laughing myself when I read this, cool idea.
Mahoganydymond