Broke As HELL
Posted by ListenToLeon on
September 13, 2004
Man, my money is looking really funny these days. Ever been so broke, that you had to water down your water to make it last longer?
Seriously. I have a big ass container of cold spring water in my refeigerator, but in a cost cutting measure, I was tempted to pour half a glass then pour some tap water in the glass to make the container last longer.
Yeah, I’ve hit a new low LOL.
For real, I am accepting donations, dinner dates, head, ect…whatever you want to contribute to help ease my struggles and make me smile :) If you want to donate to the “United Buy a Nigga Some Food Or a Table Dance” Fund, feel free to contact me at HustlemanL77@yahoo.com with your proposal and if you like, your credit card numbers LOL.
Thanks in advance ;)
Leon
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12 Responses to “Broke As HELL”
Damn… as spoiled and stingy as I am, I don’t think I could let a brotha water down his water. That’s a little too severe. But if I donate to the “UBNSF” fund, you’d better not take my money to the club with you, LOL.
By MiniMee on Sep 13, 2004
You don’t have to worry about that @ Misty…LOL.
Plus, I just got a new part time job today. That now means I have 3 part time jobs…LOL. The bad thing is, two of them are only 1 day a week. But still…I have more jobs than one of those Jamaicans on “In Living Color” LOL
By Hustleman on Sep 14, 2004
damn kid – half on the water? email me – let me order you a pizza online or something :)
By girlwonder on Sep 14, 2004
@ Girlwonder, e-mail me. Pizza sounds good right about now :D
HustlemanL77@yahoo.com
Shit, I was about to hook up some Ramen noodles and throw some fake ass crab meat in there to make it almost take like a seafood dish LOL. Not having money will make you a creative motherfucker in the kitchen. Ever tried Teriyaki Steak-Ums? I’ll post the resipie on here one of these days…LOL
By Hustleman on Sep 14, 2004
ROFLMAO… damn homie! Ramen and fake ass crab meat??? Teriyaki Steak-Ums???? I hope you get paid really soon, Leon.
By MiniMee on Sep 14, 2004
Dude, call me so i can take you out to lunch cuz this is the saddest shit in the world. You got Ethiopians willing to share their dirt pies with you.
By Resha on Sep 14, 2004
not teriyaki steakums! JESUS PEAS, duke! THAT made my bronchitis flare up!
shit head!
By Mampi on Sep 30, 2004
I know this is old, but I just got introduced to the site….Teriyaki Steak-Umms tho?! Lmao! That made my morning man!
By Donnie on May 13, 2008
OMG, I was going thru your greatest hits section and found this one. Why, for the love of god, have I never read this? LMMFAO! This shit…I can’t stop laughing!!
By Ms. Butta on Aug 28, 2008
LOL
By modi on Apr 6, 2009