I saw the perfect ass today.
It was attached to some lady that works at the U-Haul on Central Avenue(yeah bitch, I made you famous…LOL).
I won’t go into specifics, other than to say it was not too small, and definitely not to big. But JUST big enough. Perfect circumference, awesome curvature, and had a statuesque grace to it. When she walked past me, she kinda brushed it on me too…I felt like a grade school kid copping a cheap feel, but what a magnificent little booty rub it was. Only problem is, her face didn’t do anything for me. Ah well…Since I swore off “Brown Bags” back in college, I think I did the right thing by letting her and her backfield blessings pass by. Even if her ass made me start thinking “Real Big” like Mannie Fresh.
“House real big/Car real big/Dick real big/EVERYTHANG REAL BIG”
Too bad I can only claim ONE of those statements to be true…LOL. I REALLY need to step up my money game. I saw an opportunity last weekend, but I didn’t act on it because of my damned conscience. I met the biggest pimp in the DC area on Saturday(whom shall remain nameless should he happen to read this post and decide to fuck me up). I saw that he was promoting a party, and it took every ounce of strength in my body not to give him my business card and see about designing promotional shit for his next event. I had to think of two things real quick:
Thought 1: I might feel guilty actually helping a pimp build on his empire, no matter how cool he is.
Thought 2: Suppose I end up liking that shit too much. I could quite possibly purchase a pair of pink gators and a mink just like the one dude had on that night. That might not be a good look for me.
Once again…Ah well…Fuck it.
“I’m rich bitch! I’m a Fuckin Big Tymer!”
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Why were you at U-Haul anyway?
So you said she was at the U-Haul on Central huh?
*making mental note to pay a visit*
That would have been a good time to break out the phonecam bruh! LOL
@ Brutha, yeah, that’s the one LOL
@ Mary, I had to get info for somebody. I could’ve just called, but I was right nearby anyway, so I just went by and asked.
Contrary to popular belief, the pimp game isn’t always lucrative. Furthermore, as one of our great prophets said, “Pimpin’ ain’t easy.” It’s not all about the gators and mink. It’s a lot of keeping hoez in line. And it gets difficult rangling more than two hoez which is why a lot of pimps only have a stable of two or three.
“I could quite possibly purchase a pair of pink gators and a mink”
i mean, everybody had to aspire to something right?
“Perfect circumference, awesome curvature, and had a statuesque grace to it….”
Damn. I feel like I’m in Geometry class or something. Oh, ok. So now I know…booty was like mathematics right?
You aren’t pimping hoes and you shouldn’t be opposed to designing for the pimp.
Dumb hoes work free or for meals and occasional gifts, but smart hoes get their cash up front. Would you design for a party where you knew free hoes would be? Why not design for the hookers that are smart enough to get paid.
You can help your business grow and theirs too. The pimp is just the middleman. Congress needs the service he is helping to provide. Give him your card.
I knew, when I read the firt sentence, that Brutha would be in here with his two cents. What is it with men and asses?
….and who needs a real big house or car anyway?
LOL you are a trip.. I see why I enjoy coming here all the time.. Well I too want to know why men are so into butts…
I’m with Elle, I’ll take a studio and a Geo Metro…LOL
Pink gators? Yeah, that could be a problem…as for the pimping though…
You could be non-violent pimp…LOL…
wanna see me and my office-mate act an ass? PLAY THAT SONG, oh-KAY?
Central Avenue, a.k.a. little SouthEast.
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@ Tamara, you sound like my kinda lady :D
@ Elle, Leon Jr. jr. misses your touch…LOL
“Since I swore off “Brown Bags” back in college”MAD at the ‘brown bag’ reference. Wow. So back in the day you were of the “pussy ain’t got no face” mindset??? Interesting.
So let me ask a question, since now I am intrigued… in college did you take the “brown bags” out, or were they relegated to the bedroom only??? Just asking because it always intrigued me to see a handsome man walking PROUD with a ferociously ugly woman, even if she had a banging body.