Comments on: Mother F-ckers

By: TQB

TQB — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 15:37:01 +0000

LMAO!!! Tito’s response is HI-larious!!!

Note to all the single moms out there: I know you need to get your freak on just like everybody else, but PLEASE, don’t bring the freak back to your house if your kids are there!! PLEASE! I beg of you!!

*this message was brought to you by a Jaded NYer who unfortunately met EVERY dude her mom “dated”…*

By: Hollywood: Stop Being Greedy | Yeah…I said it

Hollywood: Stop Being Greedy | Yeah…I said it — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 15:08:53 +0000

[...] foot in the door writing for television. Yeah…I said it. Nickelodeon. The Hustleman, a.k.a. Mr. Mother F*cker himself, applied for a job at the world’s most famous children’s network. I’m [...]

By: Peach

Peach — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 18:04:26 +0000

im a single mom too…finding a dude that is decent enough for my situation aint easy…hence the my being single…most of em just cant handle it

By: Black Ambition

Black Ambition — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 01:08:31 +0000

Kajuana said what I wanted to say: the kid is probably use to it by now. He probably just glances up to see if its a repeat offender then goes back to Spongebob.

I laughed out loud though. Thanks!

By: Dina

Dina — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 05:31:22 +0000

This entry had me cracking up. Like always the post was on point. Keep the stories rolling.

By: Dayrell

Dayrell — Fri, 15 Apr 2005 11:20:16 +0000

Tito? Sex with baby mama? Kid in living room watching cartoons while Tito lies in the other room butt ass naked, 3 ft way from kids's bowl of fake Lucky's?

Damn?

Well Tito sure had himself a night. Lmao!

By: Liza Valentino

Liza Valentino — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 22:05:26 +0000

lmao…that is all.

By: Miss Rei

Miss Rei — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 11:31:23 +0000

Leon, this post was too damn funny…

As a mother of a 5 year old, I can honestly say I have never brought a man home to my house for some late night or even daytime action. If I’m not serious with a guy, my daugthter does NOT need to see him. Personally, I think any woman that lets a child meet any guy she’s playing “hide the sausage” with is nuts. Kids shouldn’t be subjected to figuring out why Mommy has a million um, boyfriends.

So…I say, any woman with kids should keep the bedroom business OUTSIDE the bedroom (in her house, that is). Take it to the telly, take it to ol’ dude’s crib…just don’t bring it home for your kid to see. That’s just nasty.

I’m glad you didn’t tell the little man anything that would’ve left him scarred for life…but I’m sure seeing you there was enough to do it.

By: Shan

Shan — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 04:17:55 +0000

i hate to break it you hustle, um..uh i mean to tito, but if HE was too drunk off his ass to remember the sex-capades, then its no telling what the kid witnessed without HIS knowledge….the kid prob caught moms ass up in the air and all undetected, or at least heard the rukus…but, you tried!!HUSTLE LOVES THE KIDS!!

i had to swear off men with kids. extra drama is a given, but its just something i prefer to share with my husband for the first time, together!!

By: Kajuana

Kajuana — Wed, 13 Apr 2005 21:47:07 +0000

Leon, uh, I mean Tito doesn’t have to worry. If he brought the mother home from a party and had hot monkey sex with her, he’s probably not the first to have to do the walk of shame past the kid siting in the livingroom. The kid is probably already messed up. All Tito’s being there would do is add another therapy session on to the kids already needed 24 sessions.