Hello everyone,
I don’t know about you, but I had a really nice weekend. My week is starting off right, too. That said, circumstances have given rise to a feeling…of confidence. Great confidence. I feel like I can conquer the world right now.
EL CONQUISTADOR!!!
Since I am once again approaching un-fuckwittability, I feel as if I should let my ego once again speak for me in unrefined, uncensored fashion, like I did a couple of months ago. So once again, MY UNEDITED, UNADULTERATED EGO:
What’s happnen’ Captain! I see you all are here checking me out again. Can’t say that I blame you…Hell, I’d check me out if I weren’t already me.
I was reading Jet Magazine this afternoon, and between the advertisement for Duke hair care products page and the uppity negroes getting married page, they ran a story on Halle Berry The story said that Halle never wants to get married again, she’s single with no relationship prospects, and wants to get pregnant and have a baby within the year. So yeah. You probably already know what I was thinking when I read that.
Halle, get at me. I have no problem fucking you continuously all over your luxury home. I’ll even do it to you raw and impregnate you, since a child is what you’re missing. Imagine the possibilites…Me, you, my wang…I’d do things to you that would make that sex scene in Monster’s Ball look like an episode of Sesame Street. I’ll whip out a camera, the wang and we can easily outdo that Billy Bob Thorton shit. Can’t nobody fuck with THESE Monster’s Balls.
Even if Halle is too blinded by fame to fuck witm me and my anonymous greatness, then I’ll be more than happy to share that illuminous wang with non-celebrity women. Yes, I said illuminous. I got the glow like Bruce Leroy. That could be cause I’m so lightskinned, but I just think it’s that real n*gga aura that I give off. My light saber will have you feeling the power of THE FORCE. But no jedi mind tricks…Just all sorts of freaky-deaky sordid, tantric, erotic, sexual energy. Fuck the Bullshit.
But back to Halle. If I had to choose a baby’s momma, I’d love for it to be you. Fine, rich, and..well, fine and rich. Fuck it. I’m too arrogant to lie to your stankin ass. Quit lying to yourself and come get some of this.
“Iknowyouwantitgirldon’tactlikeyoudon’twantitgirlIwantitjustasbadasyoudo”
Oh yeah…to the one dude that hated on me Saturday because the girl he had sitting on his lap got up to talk to me…Ah fuck it. No need to even acknoledge him any further. He has proven himself to be beneath me…Fucking peasant. LOL
Signed,
Leon’s Uncensored Ego
aka The Almighty King Beef
aka Lord Of The Wang
aka Mr. Slap The Shit Out You
aka That Nigga In That Picture On Your Girlfriend’s Dresser
P.S., Sorry for cutting your head out the picture @ Tamara. You looked great and everything…but I needed something to illustrate my signature…LOL
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Can’t nobody fuck with THESE Monster’s Balls.
bwahahahahaha.
And SO mad at the Boosie/Webbie rendition.
Im sure Halle will come around eventually.
classic material… lol
No you DIDN’T put Bruce Leroy’s name up in there! IMROTFL
Leon, you need a professional help. You are killing me with your ego……lol
As I write this, I am truly sure Halle is looking you up under the white page directory. You know her ex b/f Michael Ealy* was from Silver Spring, MD….., so give her time, she will eventually come around.
*You look way better than him.;)
LOL. Ok? I’ll get you some help Leon?
Quote: “Can’t nobody fuck with THESE Monster’s Balls.”
*DEAD*
Youse a wild boy!!
I was dead @ “Fine, rich, and..well, fine and rich. Fuck it.”
And after you get that tape made of you and Halle, let me know. We could get rich on the internet with that shyt… LOL
you go hard in the paint like carmello.
Your brain is really really off the chain – I[‘m glad you decided to pour that on paper or rather screen – granted if you kept it inside you’d probably implode – cause of your phyne-ness of course! Keep writing – I’m fo’sho gonna keep reading!
From da Lou
Okay… see THIS was the Leon I thought I was going to meet!!! LOL
Oh and thank you and your ego for gracing my lowly blog with your presence. LOL =)
lmfao, your ego is HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh…I’m SOOOO with Grayse. I’m mad about those monster balls! hahahaha Can I see ‘em tho? LOL I wan to see how monstruous they are! LMAO!
“Can’t nobody fuck with THESE Monster’s Balls… had me rolling!
Now you scared the shyt out of the girl……
Leon, your ego is ALMOST as big as mine…we should get together. LOL!!!
Damn you love you some you Leon!! Are you the pres of your own fan-club or did you out-source that?
hello. enjoyed your recent post. had me cracking up at work. keep it up.
Peace
I’m not really that arrogant…really I’m not…LOL
Man, you look very scrumptious in a suit…
You straight foolish…I LOVE IT!
Now this shit is KILLING me!!
*laugh*
*laugh*
*choke*
*gasp*
*flatline*
I think Leon has double personality issues between him and his ego.