No anal sex for me. Hell, it hurts to take a good crap sometimes, so I damn sure don’t want my man rammin’ his soul pole in my ass. Might as well tack a sign on my ass saying EXIT, cause ain’t nobody entering.

By Nikki on May 26, 2005

I think its pretty good…if you like a “tight fit” then you should try it again.
Alot of guys like it because its a power thing…either subcosciously or not…just knowing that its freaky and taboo and she’ll let you do it is a turn on.
On another note though, I think that shit has lead to men just fucking anything cuz if you can fuck a woman in the ass…u can fuck a dude…and that shit is even more of a domination thing

By Anonymous on May 26, 2005

First of all, I’m dying at multiple shits:
“smiling like that dude Bob from the Enzyte commercials”
“leather-donut look that most buttholes have”
“burnt-up roast beef looking snatches”
LMAO

As for ass thrashin’, I have tried it once. I used damn near half a tube of KY and a lubed condom, and eventually got it in. She was in pain the whole time, so I could only stroke once before the “don’t move, it hurts” started. LOL So I just pulled out.

Let me just say this, looking at the aftermath of a condom that has just been anally inserted will cure any man of the desire to try that shit, pun intended, again. LOL Nas-fuggin-ty.

By The Brutha Code on May 26, 2005

Okay, I’m just MAD MAD MAD because I can PICTURE you smiling like that dude from the Enzyte commercials for one… and did yo’ ass say “meat curtains”? *dead*

I’ve been asked for anal sex only six gabillion times like every other woman with sizeable “ass”ets. My response is usually, “Okay, you first.” Which usually shuts the whole thought process down.

But I have tried it… can’t say I like it. Not much fun for the kid… and when the kid isnt’ having fun… LOL the party’s over.

By Zantiferous3 on May 26, 2005

LOL @ Nikki

@ Brutha, my brother told me about those post-anal visuals the first time this chcik let him do anal, and needless to say, I was disgusted.

@ Xquizzyt1, I bet you do get all kinds of solicitations for butt sex…Your ass is outstanding LOL.
since I didn’t sexually harass you that night, let me go on and do it right now…You have the kind of ass that makes a man want to hit it from the back nice and steady and watch it bounce to and fro…Then slow down, and hit it realfast one good time and just watch the cheeks ripple…LOL

Not that I’ve had impure thoughts about you or anything :)

By Hustleman on May 26, 2005

I have a sensitive butt. Like you, I have issues around tissues–and even sitting too long or wearing thongs is out of the question.

Having said that, all my lovers have been VERY well-endowed, and most of them have asked for some backdoor/crackdoor lovin’. Usually my suggestion of putting a dildo in their asses first kills that suggestion.

For the one who persisted, I let him put a finger in once. It was so excruciatingly painful, I told him if he ever wanted the “meat curtains” (LOL) to come down on him again, he better leave the backstage alone.

By Anonymous on May 26, 2005

Well… once upon a time…. my girlfriend asked ME for it. So… I tried it… and I kinda liked it. It was always weird but it added something new to the mix. I wouldn’t do it with every chick, mind you. Hygene and other factors can make it an easy no. Still, if the lady wants to try it can be rewarding for both sides.

YES, we had to start slow and I had to constantly slow and speed up.

Yes, at first it was uncomfortable for her because her first reflex was to tighten up. After relaxing (and lube) she was much more recepetive.

No, it is not something I would reccomend for everyone. As a tall (and large) guy it helped that the was a taller lady and was very open to experimenting new things.

That said if a chick didn’t want it.. I wouldn’t trip. I’m not into putting things NEAR my ass so I can’t fake like I don’t know where the lady is coming from. But if she was down… I would consider it.

By Hassan on May 26, 2005

First of all LMAO at Brutha Code.

Unfortuantely for me I’m one of those let me try it and see type of mf’s so yeah I tried it. And nah it aint for me. As you so poignantly pointed out (PUN intended) “Y’all motherfuckers must be on some extra strength painkillers or something to be able to enjoy having objects stuck up there.”

If you want a tight fight how about this…I got pussy control and after a hot bath and a few well designed exercises you won’t know that I’m not a virgin. LMAO!!

Aint non need for anonymity…I’m me if you don’t like it then f’ you. lol

By Nia on May 26, 2005

@ Nia…pussy control, huh?

Call me.

:D

By Hustleman on May 26, 2005

I’ve tried it and I like it!;-) I just have to be super wet, then it’s cool! You can’t just go straight to the ass.

By Tamara on May 26, 2005

LMAO @ you & Brutha Code.

I’ve always wanted to try anal sex. I’ve asked a gay male and female friend who takes it there often for advise. Both basically told me to lube up well and relax. I can never seem to relax enough to lube up :-/.

By MsThing on May 26, 2005

Ok, so I am still trying to recover from what I just read. The thought of anal makes me cringe. I had a friend that had to go to the hospital because her man did it wrong. My ass is an EXIT not an ENTRANCE! But hey for those out there that like it, I can’t hate. I hear it’s like climbing a mountain. :)

By SoSadiStic on May 26, 2005

i endured it a few times because the exboyfriend liked it. it’s nothing i’d do voluntarily. bitch hadda be SEDAAAAAAATED.

i’d much rather bang the usual way. and um one time for head on the freeway, son!

By Furious on May 26, 2005

hahaha – im on the floor reading this shit about painkillers.

In my opinion – if the ass is fat enough and you have had enough to drink then things might not be as bad. Otherwise its too much preperation (not as in H) and painfull if you dont know what you’re doing. The back door isnt an enterance – its an exit.

LMAO

By Anonymous on May 26, 2005

The backside is a pleasure spot for women if they can just relax. Relaxation is the key. I would only do it with a trusted partner. Do not try to go straight for penetration. First rub it some when going down on a woman. When she gets comfortable with that try inserting a finger for an inch or so. Then after that go for two fingers and move them around the rim like you are stirring coffee. After she relaxes more you can lube up and go nice and slow. Some women relax faster if you toss the salad. A lot of women can climax from backdoor loving. Get freaky and get a vibrator so that the p don’t feel left out.

A freak

By Anonymous on May 26, 2005

I have to say no to anal sex, especially since I first heard about it from my pops. That pretty much ruined it for me:

“Don’t ever let ‘em put it in your butthole!”

Thanks, Dad!

By Anonymous on May 26, 2005

First, Leon, only YOU can make a topic like this funny as hell. I’m laughing at the blog and at the comments.

For me, anal sex is quite uncomfortable after a certain point so I don’t like it……

I can also agree with whoever said that it CAN be a pleasure spot if the woman can relax….but something going IN is so UNNATURAL that it’s really tough to relax so, it becomes pretty uncomfortable…

The other thing is, my brother once told me that a guy who insists on anal sex would probably stroke a dude….and I’ve kinda adopted his belief.

Who would want to struggle to have anal sex when sex and oral sex are so easy AND enjoyable?

By Keish on May 26, 2005

As some others have stated, I have been approached about having anal, but after saying it was cool but I got to “do” them first the subject was always very quickly dropped. I have tried it once, didn’t like it at all, and will never do it again, EVER…….
Lmmfao about that roast beef looking coochie statement!!!!!!

By thequeen on May 27, 2005

I’m with cos. Sedated, shit. The times I have, I think I was one more shot away from making a nap place on the bathroom floor. Plus it helped that the ex who liked it was um, sorta penile-y challenged.

By Mary on May 27, 2005

LMAO!!!

dude, that was some funny shit right there.

i’ve never tried the analympics. it just aint my thing. I’ve never even wanted too. shit doesnt seem natural (no pun intended). i’m with you, anything you have to prep, coax, coerce into happening (that isn’t a ho) just aint worth my time.

By panama jackson on May 27, 2005

I actually lik anal sex. True, it hurts like a bitch when first inserted, but after you get your groove going it feels really good. But i would only do that with a boyfriend, though. Got to save something for the marriage

By vagitis on May 27, 2005

Okay, so that was a great start off to my holiday weekend. I just have a couple of words…Exit only, Do not enter. I haven’t looked lately, but I am sure there are signs posted there.
Holla!

By mrs.tj on May 27, 2005

fuck wut u heard, that shit is great… you just gotta prepare for it (both people) and not be trying to do it with people you dont know.

By Anonymous on May 27, 2005

I am also a “try it before you knock it” type of person and lets just say….. I am knocking it! Not for me at all!! I don’t know how people do it or enjoy it. When guys ask me if I’m up for it I also one that asks them, if they want to go first. When they say no, I tell them the feeling is mutual.

By lindsay-lee on May 27, 2005

i’m with keish’s theory on this one.

and, i don’t think it’s fair for a woman to go through that much pain…while a man just sits back chillin’. just aint right? LOL.

By Dayrell on May 27, 2005

Ron Mexico says, “leave the ass alone….”

You saw where it took Kobe! THE COURTHOUSE!

By The Killa Himself aka Ron Mexico on May 27, 2005

No entry in the back door for me. One bf said it was his favorite thing. I said Great!I’ll go get a broomstick and shove it up yer ass. His face kinda fell and he said umm no thanks. Anyway My ass is like the highway of life…one way. Exit only.

By Anonymous on May 28, 2005

I’ve nevr had any part of the backdoor business though one of my female friends is always trying to talk em into trying it. I’m scared and damn, can we save SOMETHING for marriage? lol.

BUT, the other night, I had sex and he was high as hell and he slipped into the wrong hole by mistake… yea, slipped. that whole are was… well, undry. IT HURT SO BAD! I SCREAMED! I CRIED. SERIOUSLY. I will not be trying that mess anytime soon- unless there are pain killers and lots of alcohol involved.

By Erica on May 28, 2005

interestin topic … well i ‘ve tried it with almost every girl i met, i can say 80% of them like it ..but you ‘ve to know how to ask about it.

By Anonymous on May 28, 2005

Ay Y0!!! ya’ll are crazy for reals…. For real though, my ass is not an entrance zone… the entrance sign is not tatted on the glueteus maximus… Even thoggh I have plenty of ass to be five feet and all, but HELLS NO… no anal for me… leave it the pillowbiters. Tee Hee…
Pussy Control… got it…Nia. I’m right along with you.

By Jersey Girl on May 28, 2005

I must say…The comments are cracking me the fuck up.

@ Tamara, expect a phone call this weekend…LOL

By Hustleman on May 28, 2005

Stumbled across this post by happenstance. I cannot breathe I am laughing so hard. Between “meat curtains” and the host of candid replies…I am DYIN’.

My opinion…With the right person, at the right time, under the right circumstances. Wouldn’t necessarily say wait until marriage like I read another sister say, but damn sure it pays to know he’s the one you’d want to go down in eternity saying, “I did that. But only with him.”

My $0.02. Thanks for the read. – **RPM**

By **RPM** on May 30, 2005

*yucky*

I guess I’m just not experimental enough, but that’s just not something I’ve ever wanted to try. Just doesn’t seem right. I agree with everyone who said it’s an exit!

By the kid on May 31, 2005

I used to be with you on this, Hustleman. However, I’m glad to hear I’m not the only fool who did it once on accident: a) it was very dark, and b) I was not sober. But also: c) she liked it, a lot, and d) it felt just like regular damn sex…

Okay, okay, it was A LOT BETTER; I should’ve suspected something was up.

Needless to say, I was mortified to discover what had happened, but she was so sweet about it. And we’re still friends! Even if she talks shit about me to her girls, I deserve it. I guess I’m just one of the lucky ones.

So I wouldn’t say I’m a complete convert, but I’ve definitely dropped the stigma about it.

By TGV on Jun 1, 2005

taking deep breath because I’m about to share WAY too much information here Tried it once (after research and advice from some of my “ambiguously gay” friends), but realized QUICKLY that my a$$ was not conducive to sexual foreplay/stimulation/penetration. Mission aborted! The eagle did not land!

I gotta say, you KILLED IT w/ this post! “God was good to a motherfucker”???? “Leather donut”??? MEAT CURTAINS???? FTFO!

You are seriously my new best friend!!

By Beloved on Jun 1, 2005

This is “issues around tissues” anonymous again:

Look, I have read all these posts and am still not convinced that anal sex could be pleasurable for me in any way. I’ll do a man anyway he likes…except for that way. I’ll give him head, he can stroke between my titties–he can have both at the same time if he’s long enough! I can make him come without moving just by milking him wit my pussy muscles. I even give a mean handjob (remember those from highschool?) Why would a guy even want ass (ASS ass) after all that?

By Anonymous on Jun 1, 2005

posting stuff on this site as anonymous

By E_1979 on Jun 2, 2005

That was just about the funniest diatribe that I have read in a long, long time. Roast beef snatches? Wait…leather donut buttholes? Ya killin’ me. LOL

Anal sex. Eh…I’ll say this much for it — it hurts like a muthafucka. I’m lovin’ the HELL outta you if I let you stick your dick in my tail. And I mean some “take a bullet for you” love. I had a friend tell me once that I have to “prepare” the butthole, and use an anal plug first. I don’t have time for all of that. Hey, but I never say never. Fuckin’ one person for the rest of your life is a long damn time, and I’m fickle. I might want some rooter-rubbin’ in about 15 years. LOL

By Nina MM on Jun 3, 2005

I’ll have to leave that to the true, hardcore freaks.

By Cancerian Ascension on Jun 7, 2005

Nikki said “soul pole” I think I’m going to faint. I am a die hard non anal and there has only been one man in my whole life that nearly made me change my mind…notice I said nearly. Gonna die with one part of me a virgin dammit.

You straight dumb Leon but I like it…

By Mala on Jun 10, 2005

Backdoor loving seems to be an alternative to a worn-out kitty. Coochie too loose? Try the booty! Um, no not for me buddy. Exit only.

By Anonymous on Jul 29, 2005

Guys…Don’t act like you don’t like some anal lovin. Spread your legs real wide like a woman. Have your girl push 2 or 3 fingers 3 or 4 inches up there and tell her to mover her fingers like she’s saying come here…just like your rub her G-spot inside her. When she does this to you, you will cum harder than you ever have in your entire life. You don’t even have to touch your cock…you’ll just cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

By BOOTYMAN on Aug 25, 2005

I’ve only done it with my ex and we’ve done it numerous times. He was my first and only anal sex partner. It was great! The first time it was a mixture of pleasure and pain (real pain), but by the second time I was “throwing it back”. We never used lubrication. Note: Anal sex is best when done with someone that you either love or can “really get you open”; which means the woman is like niagra falls (wetter than wet) down there and every orfice is relaxed and “READY”, even the anal cavity. The sweet juices from the vagina and his well performed “cunnilingus” will have you riding it like a true equestrian! With the right one a nigga could stick a mistle up your ass and you’d enjoy it!

Stink? Everything on a woman should smell and taste good enough to eat. No douching, powders and all of that bs either. If not either got to the objyn or use Aveeno/Dove soap atleast after your last dump.

Sweetcncrgrl

By Anonymous on Feb 14, 2006

Ya’ll boring some boring ass people!!! Try something new for a change damn! With a little practice you might enjoy sex more!!!

Mr.Worf

By Anonymous on Jun 12, 2006

I’ve had anal b4 vaginal. Ppl find it hard to believe that some1 can lose their “ass virginity” b4 their “vaginal virginity” (if that makes sense). Anal feels good once you get into it. I guess it all depends on your partner and how sober you both are lol. I’m still not fond of the vaginal but with a combo of both the vaginal can be enjoyable.

By AcuraL on May 1, 2007

no way dude unless you want poop dick…i magine taking the shit covered condom off especiealy if she ate corn

By Anonymous on May 8, 2007

I have tried anal too and I did it just to please the other man. For me it hurt like hell, but I still always said yes because I wanted to pleasure my partner. It made me think that men like anal more than having it in the pussy, which made me disappointed and I started to think that why does the pussy exist then or women anyway if guys only like it more anal?
This sure was a surprise for me to see that there is a guy who doesn´t like that shit. It hurts like hell.

By Anonymous on May 9, 2007

Anal sex is like calamari or grapefruits…it’s an aquired taste (no pun intended). In my earlier years…you couldn’t touch my booty at all…you could lick it though :) but once I got older and started exploring more things…anal sex became one of those things that I HIGHLY enjoyed. I love pain…and once your turn that pain into pleasure…you’ll be bouncing that ass back like a pro. And I betchu ladies, you’ll have his ass whimpering like a bitch if you bounce it back…he won’t believe you took it like that and asking for more.

Lawd I need to go home!!!!

By DaBabee on May 15, 2007

Ok……..haven’t ya’ll ever been inside the porn store lookin’ at anal video covers?? Half of those weman have bungholes that look like the leathery, wrinkled rim of a shot glass……….SHOT GLASS—- Remember….this is an asshole we’re talking about… nuff said..

By Not In MY Ass! on Dec 28, 2007

Leon! This is way better than the first post you had me read!! I sure hope you win! See you @ the house!

By Guess who? on Sep 4, 2008

LOL @ ‘meat curtains”!

By someone on Sep 30, 2008

Tried it several times w/ a guy. He liked it, I liked it. I can definitely see why people would hate it though. It’s…serious business.

By Atyp on Nov 4, 2009

“Besides, that leather-donut look that most buttholes have kinda disgusts me sometimes”, had me dying laughing! I think the anus serves a very unique purpose! Sex is not the purpose! I have never, and will never condone this act! Aunt Flo or no Aunt Flo! You did the best thing in retreating! You are beyond funny!

By Tluv on Nov 4, 2009