Comments on: Mike’s Bootyhole Is Safe!

By: the kid

the kid — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 15:25:17 +0000

Why are you so damn silly?!?!?!

By: SweetB..laughing hysterically @ meat curtains

SweetB..laughing hysterically @ meat curtains — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 23:58:27 +0000

…not meat curtains!!!!why I outta…..

By: Hustleman

Hustleman — Thu, 16 Jun 2005 12:28:19 +0000

Ok,I'm FINALLY getting to reply to these...

@ RPM, I use terms like "snatch" "stink box", and "meat curtains" because I know they will illicit a response from readers...LOL

@ Edwidge, I tried to put this on his site, but the official one didn't have a messageboard or specific e-mail address.

@ Zehara, I'm LMAO @ "umbrella man" being a real job...Only Michael Jackson...and possibly Farnesworth Bentley, could come up with a job like that for someone.

@ Jamila, thank you. I'm glad I entertain you that much :)

@ Amadeo, that's brilliant! Get him on the portch and have someone braiding his hair while he sips on a 22 of MGD or Icehouse...LOL

@ Nia, go to my "Greatest Hits" section and readthe entry entitled "Ruler". Then you'll know about my history with German Shepherds

@ Anonymous, thank you. That's about as impressive as compliments get :)

@ Brown Shuga, feel free to forward the link to whomever you want. The timing may be bad now since folks are getting tired of Mike, but still. If you think folks will want to read this shit, feel free.

By: Dayrell

Dayrell — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 21:59:49 +0000

Well although I can care LESS of MJ and his trial anymore…*smh*…

Leon, I must say, you’ve basically said it all man. Point blank. In a nutshell. Good post.

By: Brown Shuga

Brown Shuga — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 16:51:01 +0000

Leon, if THIS shit ain’t the funniest and BEST advice that one could give to Michael, I don’t know what is.
You need to make this a damn forward and let it make it’s way to him via the cyberworld. LOL

By: Herb

Herb — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 13:22:26 +0000

Exxxxxxxxxxxactly!

By: Princess Blogonoke

Princess Blogonoke — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 07:59:47 +0000

I’ll say one thing, then shut my cakehole.

Don’t let Michael name his lady’s pussy “Mikey.” Or if he does, don’t let it ever get out into the public. That’s just really weird to me.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 07:15:31 +0000

i’ve been reading your blog for a few weeks now and i CONSISTENTLY find myself LMAO at the silly shit that you say… boy you are a damn genius!!

By: Furious

Furious — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 00:15:12 +0000

you said tang. *DEAD*

By: sweetB...

sweetB... — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 00:03:16 +0000

I know, I know. it’s rude to add onto someone else’s letter, especially to a celebrity, but you forgot a few things.
1. in terms of plastic surgery, since Mike got the “itch” STAY AWAY FROM LIL KIMS PLASTIC SURGEON
2. Stay out of the vicinity of oh say the South, east and west coasts of the US.