Comments on: "System Malfunctions"

By: Peach

Peach — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 18:19:19 +0000

haha..ur funny…one time i slept with someone significantly younger than me…dont talk shit men do it all the time..anyway..i guess i made him so nervous (he might have been a virgin) OKAY HE WAS 17!!! i was only 20!!! anyway…the first time we tried…he couldnt get it up…the seccond time…he finally got it up and i SHIT U NOT…two strokes and he was done…it was a wrap…he never came around again..i think he was embarassed. :( ah well hehe

By: Smokeeyah

Smokeeyah — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 22:47:09 +0000

Oh yeah, guys they got some great little pills to make your weanies stiff. Great stuff, so they say. Only one drawback: one of the side effects is BLINDNESS! So, even if you get a hard-on, your dumb, stiff dicked, blind ass self wouldn’t be able to find a piece of ass to hit!!!

By: Miss Rei

Miss Rei — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 11:45:57 +0000

This is the classic out of ALL classic posts. You are just too damn much, Leon…

I don’t know what I’d do if a dude’s manmeat ever went soft on me…it’s never happened to me. Then again, I AM the solution to erectile dysfunction anyway…LMAO!

As for the pills to make Jr. bigger, I wonder if they really work. I doubt it. I don’t think I could deal with someone who took those pills or HAD to take them.

By: RPM

**RPM** — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 04:07:59 +0000

I find this post…sweetly disarming, slightly frightening and as usual, very memorable.

Another classic.

By: Krisha

Krisha — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 01:13:30 +0000

the fact that this man text-ed you in the middle of a session is just pure comedy.

what was he expecting?

backup? moral support? verbal encouragement?

oh lawd.

i'm done.

By: SweetBianca

SweetBianca — Sat, 18 Jun 2005 00:03:37 +0000

ok, now I know what it means to start a story with “so I have this friend”….sike…Great post. tell your boy that it happens to the best of em. Well that’s what they say anyway!

By: Kajuana

Kajuana — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 19:04:44 +0000

Leon: U are one dependable mofo. If I need a chuckle, click on Leon’s page. I’ve been told that whore-bag men have difficulty with their soul poles when they eventually get with someone they really like. Is this true. If so, I guess I’ve never been with someone who really likes me. Hee-hee.

By: Amadeo

Amadeo — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 17:57:47 +0000

My name is Amadeo and I’ve had a system malfunction. Messed up cause I met this girl in the 10th grade and didn’t get at her until I was 25. I don’t know what the deal was but I only had one great performance with her. Sucks cause she was sexy as hell. I over compensated with the next one though…

By: Christy

Christy — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 17:39:22 +0000

i think that LDS is a major problem and its happened to me before. in my case though i think the guy was really gay but thats another story. so anyway but yea LDS affects the ladies too…i dont know about anyone else but i felt like something was wrong with me. did i have bad tang?…certainly not but in that moment i started to wonder then just realized its his problem and not mine. he definitely got cut off…especially after all the shit talking he did….
okay im rambling.
good stuff leon.
u keep me laughing.

By: Furious

Furious — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 01:11:41 +0000

i dont even have anything to say. but i did laugh loud enough to freak out my kids