Today’s entry is going to be brief, since I have to finish up another writing project that I have fallen behind on…
Is it me, or does the Red Baron Pizza guy in the logo bear an uncanny resemblance to Tom Selleck?
The artist probably meant to do that shit…she(or possibly he) was probably masturbating to old Magnum P.I. reruns in the art studio and that stroking lead to a stroke of genius. Nasty bastard.
I do have to give Tom his props, though…Dude made it cool to rock a manly moustache…He and Billy Dee Willaims stood out as pioneers of the manly moustache in a era known for glossy men in makeup with no facial hair like Boy George, Tears For Fears, Wham…Hell, even Dr. Dre was wearing makeup when he was with the World Class Wrecking Cru. It was a sad time when brothers like O-Zone from Breakin(whose real name is “Shabba Doo, by the way”) can pull women like Lela Rochon. They were married in the ’80s. Look it up. All this time I thought O-Zone was a gaywad, but he was married to one of the finest ladies in Hollywood…go figure.
But back to the topic…Red Baron Pizza. Tastes good…But I think they put hallucinagens in them. I wouldn’t be suprised if I read the ingredients section and saw some shit like “eggs, flour, pepperoni, angel dust, cheese, etc…”. The reason I say this is because the last time I ate one, I was quite full, so I fell into a niggaleptic coma(thanks Bruthacode for the word niggalepsy) and started dreaming…In the dream I was driving my mom home from downtown Silver Spring MD, and the police started chasing me for no reason. I somehow made it to a side street and let mom out the car to hide, then got back in to get them off her trail. They ended up pulling me over after a high speed chase. I got out the car with my hands upraised, but the cops just started shooting me up like the scene at the end of “Training Day.” That’s the point where I woke up, sweating like an Alabama field slave. I have not messed with Red Baron pizza ever since. Don’t get me wrong, it tastes great…but I can’t mess with another nightmare like that.
The official ListenToLeon Swagger Scale review of Red Baron Pizza:
Oh man … why don’t you tour… you got me no good… with the whold red barron look like tom selleck ……oh.. no good woo….not to mention the artist drawing the picture…. and the pizza ingredients…lol
You have issues!!!!
I wouldn’t be suprised if I read the ingredients section and saw some shit like “eggs, flour, pepperoni, angel dust, cheese, etc…”. That right there is why I take the time to r e a d the ingredients. I picked up two, what I thought were identical boxes of something, only to get them home and one was “vegan” and the other “original.” Roughly translated: one was suspect, the other fattening. I still got the suspect in custody; the other has been through the digestive process.
Until we read again, Tiff’…
Lela Rochon was married to Shabba Doo? The hell! You learn something new everyday.
Yah I’m thinkin you need to stay away from Red Barron pizza… That nightmare is off da hook!
Oh and since Anonymous didn’t want to say who they were… LOL! I’ll say it to, and you know it’s me saying it… You got M.A.D. I.S.S.U.E.S!
HEE HEE J/k!! :)
If I’m not mistaken, Lela Rochon was in both of the Breakin’ movies. She didn’t have a speaking role, but I do remember seeing her. Damn, I guess Adolfo “Shabba Doo” Quinones had mad game back then. Plus ol’ boy choreographed a couple of Madonna’s tours back in the day, so he had a little cake in his pockets.
That is mos def Tom Selleck! As for your dream, what was going on in your life at the time?? Were you trying to excape an issue that would eventually come back to haunt you?? Were you tryna protect mom or some other woman from a truth?
What? You put out a dream and I must-must-must analyze it. Hee-hee.
all junk food, (junk as in food that has ingredients in it that are cheap as shit) gives you the same effects as say weed. Gives you a satisified high while your eating it, then when your done you feel like you lost your puppy.
shit why do you think McDonalds is still in business!!
I know I can always count on you for some out-the-box shyt.
this is how I know you are young… because Billy Dee and Tom Selleck were both holdovers from the late 70s, when the more hair a man had (head, face, neck, back, chest, arms, etc), the more attractive he was to the ladies.
and um… angel dust and all that is fine and dandy, but eggs on pizza? man you crazy!
Pretty face on the outside, nasy-azz pizza inside. I tried it once and deeply regretted I wasted my hard earned money. Like most, I got sucked in by the commericials. I have to give up also: Tom Selleck was the man! Even though he was a hairy beast…
“Tears for Fears??” I loved and still have their 1985 album, “Songs From The Big Chair.” Yeah, yeah, I know they were some pasty faced Brits from the 80′s that looked like choir boys, but I must give them credit-they helped jump start the career of our sister, the singer Oleta Adams. Although Curt and Roland are graying, they have an new album w/interesting site, heavy on the flash, and they show they’re still trying to “Shout.”
mmmmmmm, red baron…. that four cheese be on pernt!
Lela was also hooked up with Bill Bob Thorton, now that’s almost as strange as Tom Selleck with the Red Baron endorsement deal…. bizarre!
Just because he married Lela doesn’t mean the dude from O-zone wasn’t gay…. thats my two cents for the day.
We don’t have Red Baron Pizza but I giggled my ass off when I saw Magnum P.I. Uze stupit, ya know dat riggh?
ROTFLMBAO @ Shabba Doo. Excellent post, Leon
Yeah, Adolfo was married to Lela Rochon, choreographed the “Who’s That Girl Tour” for Madonna, choreographed videos, movies, and stage plays…
Through all of that, he landed me, his “WIFE” Mrs. Quinones… Christy your two cents is exactly that.. two cents.
You crazy!!!!!!!!!
Lmaooo….@ “Shabba Doo”
Look up Monosodium Glutamate.
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Hey man I have to admit that I have thought the same thing since I first saw red baron pizza. Man you are funny as hell too! That pizza must have had some bad shrooms on it or something!
I think this guy is Richard from Friends or maybe this is from the red baron pizza.