I was watching the news yesterday and saw that Ricky Willaims reported to the Miami Dolphins training camp. This means his early retirement to become a weed smoking hermit in Southern California is now officially over. This leads me to ponder some fascinating questions…hopefully my non-sports fan readers will take interest in what I have to ask. Ricky, if you’re reading this, I’d love to know the answer to these questions.
Question number 1: Were you boycotting barber shops or something?
There is no excuse for this. You look like the negro Unibomber. Groom your shit. You knew you were going to be on television…Yet you still went on there looking homeless. Times could not have gotten that bad for you, my friend.
Question number 2: We’re all pretty sure the fact that the team wants their $8 million dollars back weighed heavily on your decision to return to football, but while you were gone, what did you do to piss away your money other than smoke weed?
I’m sure the world would love to hear about the Adventures of Ricky Williams. That shit would be better than anything on televison. THAT reality series would be even wilder than the Whitney and Bobby one. Imagine watching a muscle-bound hairy black hippie blow all his cash on weed smoking trips to Amsterdam, X-trewe sports, college classes in herbal medicine, house parties with guests like Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson, and all kinds of legal hassles from he NFL. That would be better than any season of the Real World.
Question number 3: How are you looking at that 4 game suspension for failing that drug test?
I think you should thank the league for that shit. It gives you more time to get in playing shape and bulk up again. Plus, it’ll give you time to recover from the many ass whuppings I’m sure your teammates are going to give you for leaving them hanging last season. Maybe you can stop by the barber shop or pick up a razor and some shaving cream while you’re at it.
Ass whuppings and haircuts aside, welcome back, Ricky. I know you march to the beat of your own drum, but hopefully you’ll be able to return to form as one of the best running backs in football. Also, seek therapy. Rehab might be in order, too…unless you’re finally over that getting high thing.
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Ricky looks like Bill Cosby from Let’s Do It Again in that pic.
We’ll see how this plays out. Supposedly, all of his teammates have “forgiven” him, but we will see how blocks for him during the games…
I think he is still high…
“You look like the negro Unibomber”
LMAO…. that was to funny!!!!!
I would not feel safe with him on my team. Isn’t anyone worried?
I think Rick will be ok as long as he stays off of the drugs. I might pick him up on my fantasy team if he is doing ok by week 10.
Ditto what Nikki said…I just want to see him in the black leather and big shades.
He looks real crazy in that pic. Oh yeah… still mad at you for taking me to all time lows in primetime t.v. viewing :)
LAWD… LOL.. somebody please help Ricky.. *still laughin at the negro unibomber*
LMAO @ Nikki and Amadeo…he does look like Bill Cosby in Let’s Do It Again
@ James, I agree
@ Foxy…My bad.
@ 1koolkat, e-mail me at HustlemanL77@yahoo.com, cause I am curious to know if I actually know you in real life or not. Your previous comments in here lead me to think this is someone I know LOL
Ricky Williams does need therapy. That cat has been throwed ever since he was here playing for tha Saints. The sad thing about this cat is that he does have athletic ability, it’s just that he’s so throwed off that his issues get in the way of his full potential.
Damn, Leon…you are nicer than I thought, because saying Ricky looks like a bum is a gotdayum COMPLIMENT. You would THINK the man would use $15 out of the MILLIONS he has to get a decent haircut and his face done up.
He better not fuck it up this time!
I’m still gon have to see him actually play a game before I believe it.
Maybe was stranded on an island and he only asked for a toothbrush!! You did notice his teeth were clean right??
I heard someone on ESPN say last night that he looked like he had termites growing in his beard. Very fitting.
If nothing else, Ricky’s return should make for an interesting football season. BRING IT ON.
LMAO @ Kajuana…Maybe I should re-think my answer to your question…LOL
@ RPM, fitting indeed.
@ 2Hot, exactly.
jeez louise. I didn’t know he was back. we shall see. I hope he blows everybody’s mind on the field. He’s a headcase, but I bet he BRINGS IT.
Hey Leon,
All of us down here (S.Fla) thinks he’s weird,(like that one cousin your grandma won’t let you pick on) but brotha man is gifted, sorta like a football playing rainman..As for the money, he gives it way, to anyone, if the mood hit’s him, he just gives people stuff, cars, money.. weed…
BTW, did you notice that he didn’t have on any shoes at the interview?
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/sports/football/12223455.htm
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… black Unibomber! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NEVER JUDGE UNLESS YOU HAVE WALKED IN ONE SHOES. NO ONE BUT RICKY KNOWS WHAT HE’S BEEN THROUGH. LET’S JUST THANK OUR LUCKY STARS THAT HE FEELS HE MADE IT THROUGH “THAT” TIME IN HIS LIFE.