Who do you look up to? What great men and women have acomplished things that have led you hold them in the higest regard, or whose actions have had a major influence on your life? Today, I shall announce the selections for the ListenToLeon Award in recognition to outstanding achievements in entertainment. This award is slightly less presigious than the Kennedy Center Honors or an Oscar, but it defiitely holds more weight than a Soul Train, Vibe, or Source Award. Plus, we have security checks at our award show, so there will be no shanking people during the ceremony causing me to cut to commercial break and everything…Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit. In typical Hustleman fashion, allow me to name the honorees and explain why these individuals deserve to be held in such high regard.
Chuck D: One of the strongest voices in hip hop history, I feel that he never truly got all of the respect that he deserves. Part of this was due to the fact that he made thought provoking, revolutionary records meant to heighten the awareness of America’s black youth. Although time and trends have changed, Chuck has never stopped fighing for what he believes in…Too bad it was at the expense of making listenable music late in P.E.’s musical timeline. If nothing else Public Enemy can always say that they have one of the coolest logos of all time. Chuck is definitely a deserving candidate for the 1st annual ListenToLeon Award. Congratulations.
Steve Guttenberg: Laugh all you want…Call that man a has-been…but he has been the headling star of six films that each earned over $100,000,000 at the U.S. box office. HE DOSEN’T NEED TO KEEP MAKING MOVIES…LOL. Besides, “Police Academy” alone is enough to get him on this list. His status was cemented after appearing as Officer Mahoney in “Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol”, a modern day classic if ever there were one. It’s too many funny scenes in those movies to name, but the one that came to mind the other day was the fact that they kept on tricking Captain Harris and his boy Proctor into going to that gay bar called “The Blue Oyster”. Those fools would walk in unknowingly and encounter a bunch of bikers in leather and shades, then get snatched up and forced to do the tango to
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That shit was HILARIOUS!!! Congratulations, you rich bastard. By the way, I overlooked those damned “Short Circuit” movies. They almost cost him this award, you know…
Mr. Marcus: It’s been said that this man singlehandedly had sex with 100 women in the XXX film “The World’s Luckiest Black Man.” Now I have no desire to ever attempt some nasty ass shit like that, but I do respect that brother for even being able to make it past woman number 10 without passing out into a post-nut bust coma and being placed on life support. Hell, my record for the most times in one day stands at 5, and that was only with ONE woman. Plus, I had to consume massive amounts of Gatorade to prevent dehydration and to maintain enough electolytes and carbohydrates to keep it going. You don’t even want to know how hard it was to finish session number 5…I think my balls filed a petition with the Dept. of Labor after all the overtime they put in that night. What actually cemented Mr. Marcus’ place on my list of role models is this: THE MAN DOES NOT EVEN TAKE OFF HIS HAT WHILE HE’S FUCKING. Now that’s some real ass shit right there…To just be like “Fuck that. I’ll fuck the hoe, but I WILL NOT remove my hat. My scalp is not for sale. Everything else might go to the highest bidder, but not my scalp, dammit!” Congratulations Mr. Marcus, and welcome to immortality.
*Edit* Since I DID directly link this photo from their site, the fine folks at the Internet Adult Film Database would like it if you click on one of these links:
Mr. Marcus
Lisa Bonet: What the hell…I had a crush on her back in the day. i could totally understand why DeWayne Wayne was smitten with her back on “A Different World.” Lisa Bonet, you sweet sexy thaaaaang, you…Congratulations. Oh yeah, this is based on the assumption that she’s still somewhat hot. If not, I’ll still give her the award based on past hotness. On the off chance that she is still fine, I may have to personally give her part 2 of the award after the show…Heh heh heh.
Stay tuned, as I shop this award show concept around and find some interested networks and sponsors.
mmmmmm… *drooling*
Mr. Marcus…
mmmmm
*pressing play on the DVD control*
If I had to star in a porn… it’d be with Mr. Marcus… and the wesley dude… he could get in too!
5 times Leon? WOW! How long were the breaks? Try… 3 two hour sessions… a sistah was TIRUD!
Lisa Bonet is just str8 CRAZY and DERANGED! She’s short ALL her marbles.
Marcus. Oh Marcus! How do i lust thee. Let me count the ways!
1…
i cant’ go on. my crotch just fell off :-/. *whispering* i love you marcus*.
hey leon
you’re still an ass, tittie head.
lol
“I like Nike, but wait a minute… The neighborhood supports so put some money in it!”
Every week, at least once a week…
“To the poke-a-nose, called a hideaway with a pack of franks and a big bag of Frito Lays.”
Only 5 rounds? You going soft or something?
Oh yeah, I still can’t stand you!
My unsung hero is Pam Anderson. That broad has NO talent. None and look how far she’s gotten. I’m waiting for her to come out with an album!
i heard lisa bonet is swinging to that other side…word is she was messing around with her fellow actress cree summer from a different world. how true it is i dunno but thats what i word…
Lisa was still worthy in High Fidelity…this makes me remember that me and Keisha Knight-Pulliam (rudy) are the same age and she could get it now. I wish I could’a got Phylicia Rashad a few years back…Mrs. Huxtable…hell yeah.
“my scalp is not for sale”
you are straight up stoopid :)
I miss Steve Guttenberg.
@ Miss A, I am never putting another man’s photo in my blog again since that shit took your attention off MY sex appeal…LOL
@ Mampi, nice hearing from you…It’s been a minute. E-mail me at HustlemanL77@ yahoo.com when you get a chance, Tipples, I mean Mampi :)
@ Yes I Am, maybe I need a woman like you to inspire me past 5 rounds…Oh yeah, “I hate you too…Lil’ nigga!” – Snoop Dogg, “Baby Boy”
@ Kajuana, she’s written two books…I guess an album is would be the next move LOL
@ Christy, three words: HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!
@ Amadeo…LMAO @ you plotting on the whole Huxtable family LOL
@ VP of Dior, what’s up lady! Thanks for commenting ;)
@ q.b, I heard he’s doing theatre now or something like that.
My friend, once again your brilliance shines through. With exception to the Bonet chick (I’d replace her with some other replacable 80s or 90s star… the chick that played Myra on Family Matters… God, she was fine.)
On another note.. once I did it 8 times in a 12 hr period and afterwards I was almost in a coma. Best. Almost. Coma. Ever.
Not Mr. Marcus…..I’m mad that I’m actually admitting that I know who his ass is!! LOL Hey erry’body gotta have a hero! LOL But Lisa, though a cute girl is crazy as bat-shit….for real… LMAO
LOL!
This post is a MESS!
I guess Im in the minority b/c IMO, Mr Marcus sucks
As Ive said time and time again, he always wants to make love to his co stars. Who in the HELL watches pornos for love making?
I dont know about yall, but I wanna see a broad get her head beat ALL the way in. Damn all the sweet stuff….sweat a little. Damn all the kissing in the mouth (that is SO GROSS in a porno)…BITE that fool! Forget all the regular positions…..act like you’re on the 10th floor at a condo, throw her out the window, run outside and let her land on your dick!
Anything beyond what Ive described is not for pornos!
Lisa Bonet actually looks really good now that shes aged. I would post pics but Im skerred that the pic nazi will get me! *shaking
Jia Uncut
LMAO @ Jia, Robyn, and Hassan…
But for real folks…visit those links I posted so I won’t have any more trouble…LOL
Mr Marcus. ummmmmm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
eh… I’ve heard of Marcus but I haven’t really seen much porn. lol. This is my first time seeing what he looks like. lol.
*jumps on the Mr. Marcus bandwagon* He’s sexy… Not as sexy as YOU, of course :)… but sexy nonetheless.
Lexington Steele is another one of my porn favs…
P.S. Thanks for stopping by to offer up wedding congrats!
I have to admit I do have a vast porn library…(please DO NOT let that shit get out)…but I have a video of Mr. Marcus WITHOUT his hat…sorta like looking at LL Cool J…please put that hat back on that big ass head!!!…no pun intended..hehehe