This morning, I went to get some breakfast before work. It was me, this one white dude with a construction jumpsuit on, and the resturant staff. Nobody was really making any small talk, other than the usual “Thank God it’s Friday” stuff you hear folks say every Friday.
Well, in walks this woman who looked to be about 35 years old, Puerto Rican, with a really nice ass. She was wearing jeans that showed it off, as well as her nice legs. As fate would have it, both my order, and the jumpsuit guy’s order came up at the same time. Still, no words were exchanged…Until we got out the front door.
You would have thought we knew each other for years, the way we instantly bonded. He said “Damn, that woman had ASS!”
So I said “HELL YEAH! THAT’S how you start off a Friday!”
To which he responded “Ain’t nothing like a woman with ass. She was nice!” After that, we dapped each other up and went out separate ways. Ass. The Great Unifying Force.
Sorry for my lack of updates, I’ve been pretty busy at work this week. I promise to do better in the week ahead.
when you think about it, @$$ is like mathematics, it’s the universal language.
i’m not sure if this is blasphemous or not, but i will say it anyway. in your instance, that lady’s @$$ brought you and the white guy together, in the true spirit of Mrs. Rosa Parks. so, in your own way, you held a tribute to her much like o.j. does every time he sleeps with another white woman.
if Rosa hadn’t not moved to the back, you would not have been able to joke with that white guy about the rican’s @$$et$.
@ Anonomous…that was suprisingly profound! You actually made a valid point. This could be viewed as a part of that dream that Dr. King had :)
roflmao only you leon i swear and anonymous i must agree with you both as an ass admirer myself
Tee
HOw fat was IT? ……ANyways, Leon, u had me checking in ehre everyday for new posts, u know i need my daily dose…..As an ASS woman myself i whole heartedly agree with you. I wonder what kinda excercises she be doing?
yo, i just remembered i didn’t leave my tag after my rosa parks spill.
esmoore
LOL!!!!! So True, men of all types love tha big bootie!!!!
I’d always look, but keep my feelings/words to myself if a phat female was in the vicinity, and I just so happened to be in the presence of an individual(s) of non African American descent. I mean, I just didn’t think that others appreciated such a thing. Through a similar situation as yours, I learned that for all these years I was being ignorant and most of all selfish…lol. The nerve of me to not share my approval or offer up discussion on the passing/standing ass in the vicinity with my fellow man who stands next to me. lol. A nice ass is appreciated by ALL.
Very true words, amigo.
It’s really quite amazing. I have seen people stop and bond over such things more than most women will ever know.
So women, when you realize you have a nice ass, show it off. You don’t have to be classless… you can always put on that one perfect pair of jeans. You create peace without shedding a single drop of blood. Do something for a good greater than self.
Do it for humanity.
Do it for all mankind…
And Cheryl Swoops and Queen Latifah.
Y’all are ridiculous! LOL! Now I’ve gotta look for that perfect pair of jeans ;)
ain’t that the truth….
ASS … it will even bring females together… whether we’re hatin or admiring that ass!
*lookin’ down at her booty-fied jeans and assets*
Yea, that CAN get a persons attention.
As an avid ass watcher/lover/grabber/smacker/flipper/rub-her-downer (oh no?), I must say that I love admiring a nice booty. Its nothing like it.
Generally, guys who date me appreciate the fact that I’ll say “Ay baby…did you see that girls ass? YES SIR…” and I’ll give him dap like one of the boys. Now, as long as he doesnt get out of hand with the watching and blatantly disrespect me trying to hawk some chick, we’re cool.
Anyway, ‘decent’ post…Ive seen you do better. Step up your game…you’re slackin’ on your pimpin!
LOL @ even white boys got to shout…baby got back (although I, personally, would’ve rather seen a fatty on a sista…)
*sidenote to Tee and Missy…umm..why dont yall post a pic of yalls beautiful bums in some jeans. I mean, just a testosterone driven thought *putting away her penis* LOL!!!!!
She get it from her mama. LOL
Incidentally, ass has always been the great unifying force.
That explains your complexion and the complexion of 95% of African Americans.
ricland
ricland is so full of shit. weren’t you on X’s blog being a self-righteous asshole? It’s ok for you to talk about women’s asses?
@ Anonymous: I was going to say the same damn thing…..That same poster is over at X’s blog talking shit and Im 100% certain that when X reads his entries, she will INTELLIGENTLY rip him a new asshole. Shes good at word play, so he’s got something good coming @ him.
I think that this is a regular blogger who is just trying to drum up some shit. In the expressive words of Leon, he obviously needs the shit slapped out of him b/c hes taking these posts a bit too damn seriously.
I know he better not roll to uncut like that b/c the shits not staying in my blog. I dont have time for that negativity and mess.
To is to Jia:
You need to shut-up.
If it weren’t for your cupsize you’d be the only person reading your silly dog posts.
ricland
LOL @ you sounding so damn juvenile with the ‘I’ll be in Atlanta this weekend, so if anyone has a problem with it….’ bullshit.
Please, negro…No one is trying to catch a murder charge for your simpleton ass.
You came out of the woodworks to post in everybodys blog (and again, Im QUITE sure that you are a regular blogger who doesnt have the balls to post under your REAL screen name) and you think that you’re pre-k insults are suppose to rile up my nerves?
If you THINK so, you obviously havent read my blog deeply enough to know that you have me FULL CIRCLE fucked up in believing that.
Dont let your newfound ‘internet nuts’ make you think that you’re more ‘gangsta’ than what you are.
No ones fooled by your shit…so I suggest you burn it up and keep it moving that way >>>
You know what…I forgot that this is NOT my blog.
Leon, my apologies to you! If you remove my posts, I completely understand.
Oh the hypocrisies of the blog world….
Yea, yea, yea….
Im sure anyone who has read my blog before knows just how ‘out of control’ I am.
Have a good nite…Im done playing blog tag with you.
dang Jia…
I think you have a new fan!!! heehee
LOL…its a huge difference b/w a fan and a clit-flea….
He needs to get over himself.
I peeped his little site where he’s constantly on the nuts of many bloggers, namingly X. If he has so much problems with the conduct of ones blog, WHY CONTINUE GOING there? It makes no sense!
I wish somebody WOULD tell me that should ‘chill out’ with some of the content of MY…(peep the word ‘my’) blog. Come on now…..
He’s a trip. I couldnt do anything but chuckle @ him…
Ahhh…I can hear “Come Together” in the Backround.
GOD DAMN!
DAFUCK IS Y’ALL DOING TO MY COMMENTS SECTION?!?! LMAO
Take that shit somewhere else…You’re taking the focus off my greatness LOL
But yeah, I’m not deleting shit. Hopefully it will spice up my boring little blog for the folks that got mad since I didn’t post much last week ;)
LMAO @ HUSTLE LOVA DA DRAMA MAN! heehee
AND @ “clit flea”… I gotta remember that one!!! heehee
HA! the 30th post……I got u Jia……I hafta find the right pic that shows my “national geographic region”….Naw, it aint that PHAT but its NICE for my size.
Just for Leon courtesy of Eminem
The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she’s like a belly dancer
She’s shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I
Think someones at the door
But I don’t think I’m gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I’m a human being, I have needs
I’m not done, not till I’m finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I’m already on my knees
I can’t get on the ground any further, it’s impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I’m sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
[Chorus]
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin’
Nick I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they’re getting older, they’re starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer’s with Michael, he’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you’ll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
[Chorus]
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don’t think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
[Chorus]
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
For the folks who may have missed the foolishness, I deleted anything with a link to one of that guy’s sites. That’s why the only comments of his still up here are the ones with no links.
Yo a$$ can bring people together like no other unifying force in the world. I believe that if you want to end racism then black, men & white men, should sit down togther and discuss what they love about white women…..lol Just kidding. But booty is a universal topic that all men should enjoy……except the BROKEBACKS!!!