It has come to my attention, that some dude named Ricland has decided to take creative license with my little celebrity animation and put my head on a photo of Jia from Jia-uncut.com licking her titty. While the concept in itself is funny, I think dude just might have been trying to take some kind of shot at me. Judge for yourself:
Nevermind that being quite possibly the shittiest photoshop job in the world…It is pretty funny. Since I have nothing better to write about today, I’m going to use my blog today to declare a Jonin’ Jihad on that fool. I did not come to this decision lightly. When I crack jokes on people, I tend to say just a little too much and strike nerves. I actually made men cry on two separate occasions, just with words. So thanks to that, I realize that with great power comes great responsibility. I only jone when I feel like the person has it coming to them..In this instance, this guy asked for it…LOL.
Where do I begin…Actually, where else would be more appropriate than on his momma? I’ll start with her stankin ass and work my way from there…
*Ricland’s momma is so fat, she gotta iron her clothes with a hot boat.
*Ricland’s momma got a handicapped nipple and she holds that shit up with a golf tee.
*Ricland’s momma has Black Enterprise Earl Graves sideburns…
*Ricland’s momma should have swallowed him or spit him out in the sink.
*Ricland’s momma’s feet are ashy as fuck. She looks like she been playing soccer with cinderblocks. It’s not just regular ash…but walking on hot coals and stomping out forest fires type of ash. The bitch’s toes look like paper mache`.
As a matter of fact, I don’t even know for certain who that fool is…but if he’s who I think he is, these jokes will apply…Metrosexual ass mofo…Ricland looks like Scottie Pippen’s gay nephew. Ol’ coffee shop negro. Looking like the one black dude you may see in the background on “Friends” sitting in thr coffee shop eating a muffin with his pinky in the air.
Should I continue?
Ol’ Hush Puppies with no socks wearin ass bitch-made bitch.
But seriously @ Ricland, don’t take this personally…I had to go at you since you seem to be taking a shot at me and the innocent little blog photo of me licking Halle Berry. I never did anything to you to provoke that, did I? Besides, I’m giving you an assload of free publicity here. I’m making you famous :)
But for real, just THINK how funny this entry would have been if I knew for certain who you are and had some real material. I would have roasted the shit outta you like some rotisseire chicken at Boston Market. Give me some material, or else I am going to keep on making shit up. Mess around, and I will label you a goat fucking leper from New Zealand.
Oh yeah, I have to give credit where credit is due. The term “Jonin’ Jihad” came from my friend OJ. I didn’t even know people in California used the term “jone.” I thought it was strictly a DC area thing.
Aww Ricland, PLEASE…
First you claim to have information about Leon and his family and NOW you’re basically claiming to have my ‘boyfriends’ number and debating on whether or not to call him to ‘let him know my real reasoning for going to DC?’
I didnt KNOW I had a boyfriend but shit…since I ‘do’ then tell him to get his ass to the house, STAT, b/c I need some ass….
Thanks for keeping me abreast of my life, ricland. *batting eyelashes and smiling deviously* where would I be without you!
And you wonder about Al Gore…hell, I wonder where you’d be had your mother chose to ingest, rather than infest the world with a child full of shit.
You’re absolutely hilarious in your assumptions of Leon and myself; anyone here can think Im going to DC for whatever reason that they want. At the end of the day, I know the real and the inquisitive public is only left to guess.
Even if I were going to DC to jump bones, what is it to you? Are you the internet and MORALS police? Have you not read my blog? Dont worry about my sexual exploits..and NO YOU CANT HAVE any so stop emailing me begging for it.
Jia said:
“…and NO YOU CANT HAVE any so stop emailing me begging for it.”
– Jia
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See everybody — I told you she was trash. I never emailed this woman anything in my life. If I did, she has my permission to reproduce the emails right here, so everyone can see them.
You crossed the line, bitch.
Nothing wrong with having a little fun, but to create such a detailed lie like that should be beyond even a lying crack hoe like you.
And, Leon, I expect you to step to her on the shit. There are limits, even if enforcing these limits stand to hurt your chances of laying pipe once she gets to DC.
You’re not running that kind of party.
Let her know.
Let the lying nigga know.
ricland
@Ricland
Okay, Jonathan Plummer…what are you doing with her boyfriends number?
Who the fuck am I?
Shit….I’m just a blog stalker like you!
@ Ricland…
Right, you didnt like how I came at you sideways with some bullshit lie that I pulled out of my ass, now did you?
You fell right into the trap, idiot, and in the process, got a taste of your OWN medicine. Doesnt taste so good when you have to swallow, eh? Oops, but then again, people in the ‘family’ have no probs with swallowing a thing or two.
If you HAD indeed emailed me, trust with everything you’re worth that I would’ve posted it rather than speaking on it.
Further, you’re further proving your idiocy when you attempt to ‘rip me one,’ but honey, people of the blog world are LAUGHING hysterically at your ass right now (and more is to come…you’ve pretty much pissed off quite a few people…smh @ the egg on your face).
You can call me a hoe if you want..Im not effected. Ive been called MUCH worse. Oh and please…if you MUST refer to me as a bitch, put the word “Miss” in front of that. Show a bitch some respect, Uncle Ben! :O)
Tamara…he didnt catch my entry when I said calling me a bitch makes me feel all mushy and tingly inside…..
But Im sure that the only tingle he’s use to is also associated with a burning and itching sensation in the groin area.
Trifling BLACK bitch!
Hey, Leon, make sure you use a rubber with this one. Knock her up and you wind up with a baby just as BLACK as she is, and you know your mama would disown you behind an UGLY baby like that.
Honestly, Jia, what part of The Gambia did you come from? You make Kunta Kinte look like he’s from SWEDEN.
Tell a lie on me again, Jia.
You don’t know me.
Now get out of my face.
You’re dismissed, bitch.
ricland
*patting you on the head
So not only are you PSYCHOTIC but you’re a self hating heathen as well?
Ricland..you’re clearly darker than I am but you’re assuming that I detest my beautiful, sexy brown complexion when actually Im quite content with everything that IS Jia.
Its really sad that you take comments and things of that nature from the internet so seriously. I bet your dick gets hard everytime you see someone posting to you.
Anyway, you dont have to tell me that Im ‘dismissed’ b/c I dismissed you and your antics at hello. I have just repeatedly come back and commented b/c its pure entertainment for me.
LOL @ you calling ME unattractive!! *gasps* Ricland please…I could take your girl, your man, both your parents and ANY siblings simply by pulling the lent out of my pocket! Everyone has their preferences and everyone on the net or otherwise definitely wont find me attractive. But I have a question for you…Have you peeped a MIRROR lately? Seriously…have you been in front of ANY mirrors lately? If not, it’d behoove you to head thee ass down to your local MAC counter and ask the attendent to let you get a gander of the ‘artwork’ we are viewing. Click HERE. Your parents fucked up BIG time on that look. Whew *praying to all that his Holy that none of my children look that diseased…..
But yet you’re calling me unattractive? LMAOO
I digress…I have a trip to get hopping on and who knows? I just might run into Leon and say ‘Hi.’ If there’s any video footage after my trip, I’ll be sure to send it your way; you’ve already mentioned Leons ass….maybe I can sneak a pic for ya?
Oooh and before I go…can you call me a SLUT BITCH and tell me that you’re virtually pulling my hair when you say it? I swear, it makes my no no area really really tingly (LMAOOOOOO) Fuck you but enjoy your weekend, chimp…..
Look at her people, going on about how she’s almost Vanessa Williams’ complexion when she’s five shades darker than the bottom of Vanessa Williams’ shoe.
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Okay, Jia, you’re lighter than me, but that don’t get you no cigar.
You’re still too damn black for Leon’s mama.
Ain’t that the truth, Leon?
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ricland
Wowzers….
Unfortunately, this is where our interaction stops, ricland.
I dont do the whole intra-racial diss shit…its not my style. I dont get into arguments about complexion and calling some a black this or high yella that. Just cant do it…I love all complexions of people, but cant stand the ignorance that many possess.
And its cool…everyone cant be like me.
*patting you on the head* Have a graham cracker and enjoy your weekend.
Oh, and you can forget about Leon.
You might have had a chance with him before, but now that I’ve pointed out to him how being seen with a woman your complexion might hurt his career, he doesn’t want anything to do with you.
You know, sweetie, Zora Neale Hurston said this about people your complexion:
There’s yellow niggas, seal brown ones, black …and then there’s “damn black.”
Of course, my mama would welcome you with open arms, Jia.
She always hoped one day to meet somebody blacker than herself.
ricland
Click HERE
Gotta give Jia respect — at least she stepped to me man to man.
Leon ran from this comment thread, then like the little faggot he is, started another thread while I was still here dealing with Jia.
But it’s alright.
He can run but he can’t hide.
Next time I’m not going to let up on you, hustleman.
ricland
What in the HOT HAYLE is going on in here?!
RODF!
And NO this fool ricland DID NOT say “Bottom line, clean your house, man. The internet is a family show. Respect it.”
THE INTERNET?!
RODFLMAO!
In a game a fool without the rules
Got a hell of a nerve to just criticize
Every brother ain’t a brother
Cause a Black hand
Squeezed on Malcom X the man
The shootin’ of Huey Newton
From a hand of a Nigger who pulled the trigger
~Public Enemy
For the folks who may have missed the foolishness, I deleted anything with a link to one of that guy’s sites. That’s why the only comments of his still up here are the ones with no links.