It has come to my attention, that some dude named Ricland has decided to take creative license with my little celebrity animation and put my head on a photo of Jia from Jia-uncut.com licking her titty. While the concept in itself is funny, I think dude just might have been trying to take some kind of shot at me. Judge for yourself:
Nevermind that being quite possibly the shittiest photoshop job in the world…It is pretty funny. Since I have nothing better to write about today, I’m going to use my blog today to declare a Jonin’ Jihad on that fool. I did not come to this decision lightly. When I crack jokes on people, I tend to say just a little too much and strike nerves. I actually made men cry on two separate occasions, just with words. So thanks to that, I realize that with great power comes great responsibility. I only jone when I feel like the person has it coming to them..In this instance, this guy asked for it…LOL.
Where do I begin…Actually, where else would be more appropriate than on his momma? I’ll start with her stankin ass and work my way from there…
*Ricland’s momma is so fat, she gotta iron her clothes with a hot boat.
*Ricland’s momma got a handicapped nipple and she holds that shit up with a golf tee.
*Ricland’s momma has Black Enterprise Earl Graves sideburns…
*Ricland’s momma should have swallowed him or spit him out in the sink.
*Ricland’s momma’s feet are ashy as fuck. She looks like she been playing soccer with cinderblocks. It’s not just regular ash…but walking on hot coals and stomping out forest fires type of ash. The bitch’s toes look like paper mache`.
As a matter of fact, I don’t even know for certain who that fool is…but if he’s who I think he is, these jokes will apply…Metrosexual ass mofo…Ricland looks like Scottie Pippen’s gay nephew. Ol’ coffee shop negro. Looking like the one black dude you may see in the background on “Friends” sitting in thr coffee shop eating a muffin with his pinky in the air.
Should I continue?
Ol’ Hush Puppies with no socks wearin ass bitch-made bitch.
But seriously @ Ricland, don’t take this personally…I had to go at you since you seem to be taking a shot at me and the innocent little blog photo of me licking Halle Berry. I never did anything to you to provoke that, did I? Besides, I’m giving you an assload of free publicity here. I’m making you famous :)
But for real, just THINK how funny this entry would have been if I knew for certain who you are and had some real material. I would have roasted the shit outta you like some rotisseire chicken at Boston Market. Give me some material, or else I am going to keep on making shit up. Mess around, and I will label you a goat fucking leper from New Zealand.
Oh yeah, I have to give credit where credit is due. The term “Jonin’ Jihad” came from my friend OJ. I didn’t even know people in California used the term “jone.” I thought it was strictly a DC area thing.
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Leon, I think I LOVE you! That dude pissed me off so bad with his rants, I had to shut down my laptop for few minutes! I saw that picture that he did and I was going to send it to JIA so she could e-castrate him, LOL.
I swear he SOO had it coming!
THANK YOU!!
I’m saying..He tried to employ suicide bomber tactics with that photo
That dude is a member of Al GAY-aida
He’s the TaliBAMMA
LOL
Bullet Proof…since he’s been in my blog like an internet stalker, he should know that I dont slack when it comes to word play and insults.
I dont know if he missed the memo, but he obviously needs that joint faxed or sent by carrier pigeon.
I dont do the whole internet war mess. I really dont. But if he wants to bring it, he should at least have the nuts to come at me under his regular screen name and not some ole made up crap.
Im not good on that at all…I dont know who told him but he has me messed up.
LOL! Ghetto Trash?
Oh please…like I said, clit-flea. I dont do internet gangsta two steps…thats just not how ‘ghetto trash’ gets down.
As I dismissed you yesterday at the ‘period’ (remember, that signifies the ENDING of a sentence and in THIS case, it signified the end of my discussins with YOU), Im doing the same thing to you today.
So what if you dont like me or how I choose to carry myself; unfortunately, I dont seek out the approval of online gangstas. Am I supposed to be threatened by you and your lame attempts at word play? Further, what are you going to do to me? Type me a concussion and hit the escape key to make me comatose? Come on now….
You sound like many of the peole I dealt with in Jr High and beyond..b/c you cant accept rejection in your personal and online life, you resort to ‘attacking’ others who dont give a damn about you.
Pick up a book, take a class, learn to crochet and knit or better yet, talk to a doctor about your issues.
Again, Im not the one…whatever ‘gripes’ you have with me, Keep them, boo! Im not online to please an adoring public…Im here to pass time and if I fuck up someones head in the process, its no longer a Jia-issue.
Check yourself….
I dont know if I missed the memo…
But if we’re now actually going from blog to blog and then creating forum topics about said blogs visited, just to drum up some hits..let me know. Im going about gaining internet fame the wrong way.
Although Im 100% positive this ricland person is a regular blogger who WILL (LOL) remain nameless….Im just wondering have things changed.
If so, where do I create a forum…I wanna be like ricland when I ‘grow up.’
Ok, for real, I’m going to have to kindly ask you both to take that shit elsewhere. I’m starting to miss the good ol’ days…Back when my blog used to be about me LOL
*sigh
Now the internet has police and shit.
Bottom line is KIDS shouldnt be visiting blogs.
If you have a couple of bad-asses of your own, BLOCK MY SITE, PLEASE!
Damn!
And further..Leon doesnt check SHIT with me…Im sorry if bravado has you thinking so. But he clearly does not. He’s a sweetheart *batting eyelashes @ Leon* but I have one father and even HE doesnt control what I do.
Was that ladylike enough for you?
roflmao *Ricland’s momma has Black Enterprise Earl Graves sideburns…
*dead*
ps: Jia i think i lurve you lol
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I have to admit…Ricland’s arrogance is kind of funny LOL. That shit reminds me of me…albeit a less witty version.
@ Ric, where YOU been? that ass post was relatively tame…LOL. Go check out the greatest hits section and you’ll see I am the dirtiest player in the game :)
How about poppin’ a virtual tit in your mouth….
Maybe that’ll make you feel a little better….
*smooches
@ Jia, WHY DO YOU KEEP RESPONDING?!?!
LMAO
This cycle will never end that way LOL
NIGGERS, GET IT TOGETHER!
and yes, I spelled it the Klan way. I needed extra emphasis to get through to you two.
@ Leon….
The word ‘nigger’ wasnt to ME. You may have been talking to Ricland but you clearly were NOT talking to me and I can bet lock, stock, and barrel on that one.
Secondly, you probably know me better than anyone else in the blog world…with that being said, you know that I will defend myself when someone is insulting me AND (here is the good part) I WILL get the last word.
Im not going to sit and let this idiot post slanderous comments about me on a message board and then come here saying the same thing…only to have YOU laughing, co-signing and tee-hee’ing like the shit is funny…but then asking ME to chill out?
Please….
Anyway, Yall have fun. I think Ive overstayed my welcome b/c if this is the type of blog where a dude can say bullshit such as the stuff RICLAND is saying and the best YOU can do is tell me ‘oh this can go on and on…’ then I dont need to be here PERIOD.
Peace!
Holy SHNIKEES!
Ric MUST have a THING for Jia!
That pic was hilarious Leon… ALTHOUGH… Ric’s photo shop lessons musta been from some panhandler on the street, cuz it sucked major clit!
Ric, I don’t know what ya problem is, but I think you need to exit left stage, gain some respect for the amendment that discusses FREEDOM OF SPEECH, and then return when you have a clue about how the internet works.
Jia… stop responding. Ignorance and Misery love company. Ya feeding him, and he’s getting off on it *skeet skeet*
Leon… I wish you had known this cracker… lol… if you had some real shit on his ass… the post woulda been even MORE funny!!!!! hahahaha
Leon, I think you’ve been upstaged like Emimem did Jay-Z on Renegade. This is more entertaining than the actual post!
ROFLMAO@ this post…
And no, it’s not that blogger that you mentioned. LOL Though letting you continue to think that would have been much funnier. I would have chuckled to myself like Muttley as I watched you despise and attack them.
Hold on a minute now?!?!!?! Jia showed off her tits?! Dammit I missed that!
Whoa! okay, well, anyways…
LMAO@”Looking like the one black dude you may see in the background on “Friends” sitting in thr coffee shop eating a muffin with his pinky in the air.”
That made me think of Mr. Bently for some reason.
LOL @ Fiyah…you aint right
Jia if you feel like giving us an instant replay I wouldn’t mind at all. But seriously… ignore the guy. He is clearly just trying to get under your skin.
My bad @ Jia, let me make this abundantly clear for everyone: I was mainly trying to get that bitch ass nigga Ricland to leave you alone…That’s why I typed what I did. Fuck ‘em. That fool has WAY too much free time to be going back and forth all through my shit like this.
On the bright side…It’s been a minute since I had 30 comments on this thing, so I guess beef can actually be a good thing LOL. Ricland must subscribe to the 50 Cent school of Public Relations Stunts…Gotdamn loser.
@ q.b., I wouldn’t say upstaged, but that bamma is DEFINITELY more passionate in his convictions LOL. He has some personal issues. Maybe this is somebody whose girl I fucked back in high school or something LOL
@ X, that’s good to know. The original suspected Ricland seems pretty cool…I was hoping he wouldn’t pull a bitch move like this. If the original suspect is reading this, sorry for calling you a gay Scottie Pippen, bro.
Wow…all that to drum up some hits and HOPEFUL comments on an otherwise bland website….SMH
Stay out of this, Jia.
It’s Leon’s turn in the woodshed.
ricland
PS: I’m waiting for your comeback, Hustleman …
HOw are you going to go about waging a war of words in someone ELSES blog?
How long have you been reading Leons blog? Clearly not long enough b/c if you had, then you’d know that he isnt too shabby on the word play himself…not as great as ME but….it works.
Your word for the day is business….you should get some and learn to mind your own.
No one wants to visit that lame ass messageboard (wait..was that a curse word? Damn….)
Are the Siskel and Ebert of the blog world, going around critiquing and placing ‘parental advisory labels’ on blogs that YOU deem inappropriate? The most SIMPLE solution to things that just irk you on the WWW is that you have the option of either browsing to ANOTHER page or…*gasps for air b/c of all the excitement* click the “X” in the upper right hand corner of your browser.
My mouth is filthy…very dirty…horrible even (X, 2005). But Im not changing that b/c you deem it unlady-like. I just dont give a fuck. Sorry!
Anyway, *patting you on the head* Have a good day.
Say, Jia, why don’t you go in the ladies room and polish your breasts.
ricland
CTFU!
Cute…but not enough!
Anywhoo, Im bored! Again, you have a wonderfully prosperous day.
Mamma Pajamma! What’s going on heah! Why don’t ya’ll have an internet duel…keyboards at 10 paces or something.
I got nothing against Leon — if fact, I want to help him find out who his father is.
If gets the numbers of the 10-15 white guys in DC who might be his dad, I’ll pay for their DNA tests.
ricland
I figured this fool would be back.
I could easily sum this up in 4 words…
GET OFF MY DICK.
Basically, it’s as simple as that LOL. This dude is swinging from my ballsacks. I don’t think anyone’s EVER commented this many times on here. Thanks for your dedication and devotion to counting the hairs on my scrotum. Now get the fuck outta here :)
Ok, bro, I’m gone.
One thing, though …
Just got an email from Hugh Grant.
He’s wants to know where to send you a birthday card.
ricland
Tell him to send it to your momma’s house. I’ll have her read it to me once she takes my nuts out her mouth
“Tell him to send it to your momma’s house. I’ll have her read it to me once she takes my nuts out her mouth.”
– Leon
C’mon, man, you can do better than that.
Go ‘head. I’ll let you have a free one.
ricland
By the way …
That girl in the picture of you in the kitchen — who is she your wife or your mother?
ricland
1. what does CTFU mean?
2. y’all need to make this into a reality show, this would be funnier than ‘the real world’. especially if everyone meets and discovers they are coworkers or something like that.
3. taliBAMMA was funny. i laughed at that one. ‘jone’ is a world-wide term. i was actually about to go to dictionary.com to see if it was spelled with a ‘j’ or a ‘g’ though, “THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HHMM!!”
Leon
You are SO SILLY! LMAOO
As a past victim of a Leon Jonin Jihad, (I ain’t cry though!!! Not the Killa!) I say HAHAHA@this Ricland character!!!
I swear, you have MORE issues than a little bit.
Seriously….
Do you have an issue with blacks who are light complected? I saw your mugshot…not a good look. I can see why you detest Leon so much. You are clearly a decendent of the apes….
Secondly, whats your purpose? Again, if his blog detests you so much, Im not understanding your passion for posting here.
I visited your little website just to humor myself (and to give you the hits you’ve been screaming for for a few days). You’re the only one posting there. With the exception of MAYBE one or two messages, YOU are the ONLY one posting on the site. So do you think that being negative and talking shit to bloggers who ‘just dont….care’ will drum up some hits?
Im sorry but I really dont get you purpose. And please..for the record and for all that is GOOD and HOLY, let me resend the memo on Jia and asslicking..its clearly not my forte. I dont know who told you, but Im here to correct you.
You only make yourself look foolish. You have no real reason to have a problem with anyone in the blogging world, and your posts of the last few days not only prove that you have NO life but also that you’re a sad and loathsome individual.
Its beyond being funny at this point…I actually DO feel sorry for you. I swear, Im so glad that my parents loved me and showed me a LOT of attention growing up. Otherwise, Id be online, acting an ass and picking internet gangsta beefs just…like….you!
*pats you on the head again*
This bamma must still be in Iraq. That’s why he has all this time to type on the computer. HE AIN’T GETTING NO PUSSY, AND HE HAS NO REAL JOB.
Go on back to the desert and make George Bush richer and help him opress other people of color… You’re the prideless nigga if ever there were one. Go slit another black man’s throat. Crab ass nigga.
Also, stop looking at my ass. I understand that you soldiers be around a bunch or other dudes a lot and be tempted to do gay shit like glue feathers on each other’s butts…but yeah. I’m not with that gay shit. Ask your girl back home. She might be able to tell you ;)
If you are really are trying to do something good, go feed the homeless, or volunteer at a rec center or something. You’re not doing any great service by writing in here. The only folks that come here come here to laugh. Or to daydream about having sex with me (re-iterating the theme once again for you). For real, I know I’m wasting my words on this simpleton, but it’s funny, so the hell with it.
Seriously…Stop writing books in my blog. You’re really going to have to make me start deleting them as you type them. I want your voice to be heard, but you’re sounding more and more like an idiot every time you type something. Take that sh*t to your blog and start an “I Hate Leon” campaign. Hell, buy a voodoo doll and stick pins in it. It won’t change shit. I’ll still be here, and you’ll still be bitter.
Oh yeah…on a parting note before I start deleting Ricland’s responses, I want to take a poll. Do you think Ricland is
A.) Some scorned woman
B.) An inmate in jail
C.) Some other blogger with a bunch of free time and some hidden agenda against me
D.) Someone who has a vendetta against Jia and is too scared to bother her on her site since she can trace his/her IP address on her site statistics
E.) One of the celebrities I pissed off, like Mr. Marcus
F.) Just some other random dimwit
You forgot to include the option ‘Some gay dude that chanced upon your site and mine and is just….angry.’
I think that’d be a great choice.
Oh well
*patting ricland on the head again*
On a lighter note…Leon, if you wanna show me your booty, thats fine. I dont put up huge fights LMAO!!
Ricland is a fuckin flaming fag who wants to do Leon in the butt. why you so hard up on another mans ass? fuckin diabetically sweet ass nigga. *smh* LEON IS THIS THE NIGGA WHO SANG PRETTY BROWN EYES TO YOU? BWAHAHAHHAA. lemme find out niggas actin like bitches online. mad cuz some OTHER nigga posted his ass. *dead* Love you Leon. get these faggot ass niggas off your dick pls. its not a good look.
LOL @ Anonymous….diabetically sweet? LMAO!!! OMG, Im SO gonna have to use that one day!
Ricland has no life…seriously. He’s taking the most popular bloggers and posting about them on his…er…um…website (??) and using that to gain hits.
Sad, sad, sad….
But this? This is TRULY not a good look
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Anyway…Im done with this. It was fun (and funny) while it lasted…but I got clothes to pack and DC to get to….
Yo leon that was some classic jonin fo real son! I aint gonna front i was rollin all over the key board i had to get up and shit! Man you crazy!
Peace
Naro%
Ok, while I was going to quietly walk away from this one, I had to point out that….
this nigga stole this story from the movie “A Soldier’s Story”, not even making this up.
You know, during the war we had a grinning, silly bitch nigga like you in our outfit. Well, over at the segregated night club one night, the white boys gave him $50 to glue a tail on his ass and dance on the table.
We caught up with the brother about a week later and just before we slit his throat he says, “But what did I do wrong…?”
That’s right @ passion! That was near the end, huh?
“The day of the geechie is here!” LOL
For real, I would have never known what a geechie was if it weren;t for that movie. I had to ask my boy from South Carolina to clarify it for me.
Wow again @ Ricland…
You have a weird and sordid fascination with almost everything that IS Jia…and thats sad.
Lookahere, I’ll start a fan club. You can be vice president and you’ll be responsible for sending any other net stalkers…I mean…fans their TShirts, laced with my pictures, autographs, and a stick fresh outta my ass, since most people like you seem to love being in it all day.
I dont get it…
Further…who said anything about visiting Leon? While I dont feel the need to explain my reasoning for going to DC, I will say that there are some lines that you dont want to cross. You dont know shit about me; dont make an ass of yourself drawing your own conclusions b/c folks refuse to give you answers.
But if you want to keep patting Leon on the head and continue to practically swing from his pubes, then be my guest. But please, dont involve me.
Niggas and Colorado don’t mix!!!
DAMN, dude is bored as FUCK!! Why is he worried about who Jia is throwing that thang too!?? I’m beginning to think he’s someone she shot down or something. He is obsessed with her!
@Jia, be sure to dance with Leon after he’s been drinking!!;-)
Tamara…OMG, *gags*
I SO dont wanna dance with a drunken Leon….LOL!!
Besides, I think Im taller anyway. What fun would it be for ME if he only came to my breast bone?
*winks
*running
Tamara said…
Niggas and Colorado don’t mix!!!
DAMN, dude is bored as FUCK!! Why is he worried about who Jia is throwing that thang too!?? I’m beginning to think he’s someone she shot down or something. He is obsessed with her! “
Who da fuck are you…?
ricland
I would say he need JESUS, but JESUS is reading this blog right now, like – I don’t know that dude.
Passion said…
” I would say he need JESUS, but JESUS is reading this blog right now, like – I don’t know that dude. “
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There is is, Leon …
A Bible-toting mama who wants to send you her hard-earned money.
Squeeze every nickel out of the fool.
ricland