Hey everybody! Come here real quick! I have something to show you all!
Jia found a picture of the dude that has been talking all that shit in my comments section. So I figured since he seems to like attention so much, I’d give him EXACTLY what he asked for. Ladies and gentlemen, I present…Ricland
GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING! I can’t believe this Uncle Ben looking bastard is the one making fun of me! Looking like he fell of the front of someone’s rice box. Ol’ crusty ass Danny Glover stunt double muhfucka.
This brother looks like he lived a hard life. Like he lost a fight with GOD. Like our Lord and Savior WHUPPED HIS ASS with the ugly stick, and then dropped a Macho Man Savage elbow on him from the top rope.
Like Daffy Duck with his beak shot off.
Like a black version of The Crypt Keeper.
Like the long lost bastard child of Forrest Whitaker and Alfre Woodard.
That fool is ORANGATANG ugly.
No wonder he’s fucking with the attractive people of the world. If I looked that hurt up, I’d be mad, too. This brother probably has a personal vendetta against every mirror on Earth. Be yelling at them shits like “STOP MOCKING ME!!!”
Look at his nose! That shit looks like it’s about to explode right there on his face. That nigga causes Tsunamis when he sneezes. If he catches a cold, the East Coast is done for.
I could also talk about his fucked up hairline, too. It looks like Stevie Wonder did his shape-up. That’s why he’s hiding in the shadows…Looking like Jay-Z’s uncle on heroin. Ron Carter and shit…
I usually feel bad when I rip people a new asshole like this, but I think most will agree that he deserved every joke in here today, and then some. Honestly, I should have taken some “creative liberties” with photoshop like he did with my photo. I don’t have time for that today since I have a lot of work to get done, but if he is actually ignorant enough to respond, I’ll actually take the gloves off and make an image so funny this fool will go get plastic surgery and enter the witness protection program.
I think I’m going to forward this to everybody I know in Denver so they can laugh in your face when they see you in the street. So congratulations nigga. Now you’re famous.
*Drops microphone*
*Walks offstage as the crowd roars*
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Hilarious.
I guess this means this episode is done? While totally inane…all said, it was pretty funny.
True…This whole episode was beneath me. I really stooped down to his level, huh?
Ah well…fuck it.
“Like the long lost bastard child of Forrest Whitaker and Alfre Woodard”
*dead*
Tee
Like on Friday: DAYUM! He got knocked the F* Out!
This post was soo funny. I’m proud to say I know you!
lol…
Leon…
like you told Jia…
time to leave it alone…
howeva… there were some eggcellent cracks up in there!!!!
Now you gotta get right with karma.
Danny Glover stunt Double!!! That’s killin’ me.
You’re just so wrong…you couldn’t possibly be right.
I’m afraid.
WOW…I wonder how stupid he feels now.
LMAO. It’s sad that people have to troll the internet to make themselves feel important… then again, them being so pitiful makes me feel pretty good about myself… oh the conundrum… *bangs head*
I miss reading your blog for 2 days and look what happens–WWIII. I am salty over missing the tty pic AND not being able to read the 57–yes all bow down–57 comments it generated.
“…a$$ b_itch-made b_itch”? You have got to admire literary skills like that.
Leon, you are the master.
As for Zo, how many other player do you know who can turn in that caliber of performance with missing body parts?
GEORGETOWN!!
HOYAS!!
–Hypmommy
ahahahaha
GET EM!
-teh danchris
Dang, you’re so mean.
okay, so i haven’t been following all previous comments. what did the guy do/say to you?
How come y’all ain’t say nothin about that crooked @$$ Dolla’ store mirror on his wall? How hw gonna act like he distinguished when he got all thta cheap shyt in his house? And how you know he was gonna look EXACTLY like that pic of the dude with the sideburns? That could honestly be his daddy or uncle or something…I’m trippin out!
@ Diva, glad you liked it
@ Miss A, I’m done for good. I promise ;)
@ RPM, pray for me ;)
LOL @ Honey
@ qb, he kind of slightly resembles a poor man’s Danny Glover. Not “Lethal Weapon” Danny Glover, but “Beloved” and “Color Purple” Danny Glover LOL
@ Hambone, it is sad. Especially since I did noting to him at first. He totally started it.
@ Hypmommy, I’m still a Georgetown fan. I grew up rooting for them.
LOL @ DanChris
@ Angry, this was kind of juvenile, even for me. I’ll make up for it by writing something intellectually stimulating next.
@ Jacquelyn, you need to read my last few entries to understand why I made fun of him…Starting with the “Ass” one that has about 29 comments. He came in here and started attacking folks. Then he made a borderline pornographic image on his site with my face on it. Dude went above and beyond the call…That’s why I clowned him today.
@ Mikah, I was going to talk about his place, but I figured I’d done enough damage already LOL
So let me get this right..
The dude that hands out the free papers at the Metro is attacking people on blogs he would not recognize if they came up and slapped all the tastebuds out of his mouth.
I mean hey – that nicca is entertaining himself – in his own mind.
Wow…that was a classic diss post. Saying “Ricland” is one ugly mufucka is a compliment, for real. Seeing his picture almost makes me want to switch teams!!! There are men THAT hideous out there? Good GOD! I need Jesus after seeing that mess! And to think he was trolloping around on several blogs talkin’ all that shit when he looks like that? Now I know why his stupid ass was talking about who’s a ho and who’s wrong for doing this or that. If I looked like that, I’m sure I’d never get any ass and would be angry as fuck, too. He’s pathetic!
But it all boils down to this, Leon…he’s just mad cause all the girls think you’re sexy. He doesn’t understand the feeling…LMAO. Who knows, maybe HE thinks so, too. *hides*
In any event, I hope Ricland goes back into the closet where he belongs. He don’t want none!!!
*sigh*…simply beaming with pride.
I am a Cancer, I usually take up for people…but like I said, he soo had it coming.
and did you happen to see the background of that picture? heh heh
Way to dog his dumb ass. Oh, he looks more like a broke ass Geoffrey Holder than Danny Glover.
P
The entire shit was funny, but I’m still LMAO at “GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING!!!”
Classic.
“Like our Lord and Savior WHUPPED HIS ASS with the ugly stick, and then dropped a Macho Man Savage elbow on him from the top rope.”
that was just genius Leon…
ha! i guess u scared dude away…and with his OWN pic…who’da thunk it??
lol
U-L-G-Y…
(Thanks, OJ!)
But yes, this is gutty shit.
Wow… I can’t believe I just spent a half hour reading that WHOLE exchange between you, Jia and ol’ dude… Two words…
Straight comedy!
This brother probably has a personal vendetta against every mirror on Earth. Be yelling at them shits like “STOP MOCKING ME!!!”
I am still laughing at that one.
Anyway… for every comedic blog that some might find offensive, there are 20 that aren’t. The quest to rid the blog world of humor that anyone finds distasteful is futile as long as there is such a thing as free speech.
If dude doesn’t like your blog, he is free to stop frequenting it. Its that simple.
But then… maybe I am ghetto trash too cause I think all this shyt is HILARIOUS!! lol
So ricland, come on back! This exchange is funny as hell… lol
OMFG!!!!!! lawd.. teheeeeee..breathe.. OMG.. I can’t leave you alone for NOTHING
I’m still mad that you dropped the mike and walked off stage like Randy Watson.
You know… Randy Watson from the What’s Happening episode of “That’s My Momma”
This is quite hilarious. Are you always this real? LOL
LMAO, now that’s the Leon we’ve all come to love!!
How come every nigga in Denver look like Terrel Davis ugly cousin?
LOL…all the stuff he was talking the last entry and no response this time!
LMAO@Tasha..
and Hassan…it’s the “what’s going down episode”…he was Joe the Policeman….
My, my, my …
You see, nobody told me you were talking about me behind my back, Leon.
I was still in the comment section of your Jihad post getting Jia straight.
That’s the thread you broke and ran from, remember …?
My, my, my …
Well, you know there’s going to be some payback, don’t you?
You do know your ass is mine now, don’t you, son?
My, my, my …
Start another post with me as the subject so you and I can do the thing one on one.
Don’t punk out on me now, Leon.
ricland
LOL @ ‘your ass is mine…’
Im almost afraid that you mean that LITERALLY…..
Anywhoo, you’ve been punked.
CLICK HERE
See this is why I remember my manners.
This is some bullshit. Obviously, ricland, you need:
1) Help
2) Jesus
3) Medication
4) A life
5) Friends
6) Therapy
The lengths you are going through is just indicative of the fact that people need to move away from their computers and stop being social deviants. The effort to create 2 blogs to make a point is just beyond crazy.
hustleman: still trying to find out how you got hold of the picture.
lmao@ this ENTIRE post…
Leon, you have a WAY with words….
Soulfularies
YOU ARE TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!
YITIDEE :)
@Prince Alexander,
This dude needs all the above!!! 1 THRU 6! LMAO
@Ricland, if you’re going to quote me….GET IT RIGHT!!! I said, Throwing that thang….NOT selling that thang!!!
Can’t we all just get along? This is a great blog, and I have been extremely entertained by the archives section. Leon, you have a real gift. It’s not often that someone can write about jacking off, being color struck, and having one of the largest egos I’ve ever encountered yet seem sort of…nice, kind, lovely human being-ish at the same time. You might have a real future in writing. You should consider sending your work around and pitching yourself as a columnist for a black magazine (you’ll have to dump all your colorstruck bullshit beforehand, though).
I see nothing wrong with ricland’s picture. But of course, I don’t care for men who are vain or consumed with their own looks, just doesn’t seem right, seems a little sweet.
To end my boring ass, unentertaining, probably won’t be read comment, great blog, Leon. Lay off the judging other brothers by their looks and shit like that, and you’ll probably quardruple your readership.
@ Anonymous: And what entry was this where he talked about being color struck?
I have never read that…..dates, please?
Jia,
No disrespect because I truly like this blog, but you’re kidding, right? There were several “revenge of the high yellas” entries. Not exactly productive with respect to moving the African-American community into the post-plantation mentality. Hands down, this is an extremely color-struck blog. Again, I like it all the same, but no need to front here…
Jia, that ain’t nobody but ricland, can’t you tell? He can’t get a response any other way and he’s so desperate for SOMEBODY…ANYBODY to talk to him that he had to try another approach. Sad.
-Mikah!
Jia, that ain’t nobody but ricland, can’t you tell?
Excuse me? I’m actually a female who also went to Hampton, likes this blog, thinks Leon is selling himself short by not pursuing a writing career, but has problems with the color struck aspect going on here. Not suprised (again, I went to Hampton), but I have problems nonetheless. I haven’t read through the entirety of the conflict with Ricland, but it does appear that Ricland is his own sort of hater, albeit one who seems really lonely and doesn’t deserve to be called names because he isn’t plantation light-skinned and “pretty” (really, dudes considering themselves pretty is kinda off, but to each his own).
See Jia! What did I I tell you…”he” even used the quotes at the top like he normally does (lol!) C’mon…who else would say they see nothing wrong with his picture besides him. I guess that’s his OTHER personality coming out.
-Mikah!
C’mon…who else would say they see nothing wrong with his picture besides him.
Me. Why are you so insulting? Seriously, sister/brother/whatever you are. Just out the box insults for a new commenter; calm the fuck down, deep breaths, relax, relate, release…
Do you see who it is NOW Jia, like I said his “OTHER” personality…sad.
-Mikah!
I see that, Mikah..
My comment was actually in sarcasm though. I have read all of Leons entries from start to finish…and Ive never noticed anything color struck about them.
I knew that whoever ‘anon’ was, they wouldnt produce any dates b/c Id quickly go back and re-read just to make sure I didnt miss anything.
But thanks for looking out….Ricland needs to build a bridge and get over it.
Tried to be nice; people insist on rudeness. Wanna tangle with me? Let’s go.
The trick to writing well is holding on to an audience; do this, and all the other writing rules are just conversation.
WTF? I was going to let you slide with you calling someone a “hoodrat” or some such thing on your blog. No mas. Take your fucking platitudes and shove them up your ass. In your profound hypocrisy, you call others out (correctly, I must say) for their color-struck ways. Yet you persist in cloaking yourself with an air of superiority by insulting the black vernacular. I’ve dealt with cats like you before, “power to the people” until your profound self-hatred pokes through, like wire, when your rhetorical back is against the wall…yawn.
Do you see who it is NOW Jia, like I said his “OTHER” personality…sad.
-Mikah!
Had you any coding skills whatsoever, it would not be a challenging task to decipher the off-screen identities of anyone posting to this blog or any other. Take your Inspector Gadget shit elsewhere, ma’am. You’re just not good at it.
I have read all of Leons entries from start to finish…and I’ve never noticed anything color struck about them.
Then you’re just not too fucking bright, are you (no pun intended in this hyper-color conscious environment)? Anyone who feels the need to repeatedly post lists of high-yella sex symbols in order to validate his spot in the niggerachi pecking order is colorist, in my opinion.
omg…he is having conversations with himself.
Elle, you took the words right out of my mouth…especially when he-she-it said…
“Anyone who feels the need to repeatedly post lists of high-yella sex symbols in order to validate his spot in the niggerachi PECKING order is colorist, in my opinion.”
You notice how riclandish that sounds…I bet his female personality kickin’ all their @$$ by now! (lol!)I went to his blog and on some entries this dud (yes I said dud!)got as many as 17 replies from his “OTHER” personalities (himself!), cussing his own self out… This dud has issues, and has had issues LONNNNNNG before Leon. Sad.
-Mikah!
omg…he is having conversations with himself.
Fuck you too. You don’t know me, If God’s smiling down upon me, I don’t have the displeasure of knowing your ass, either, and if I’m truly blessed, we will never cross paths. Let’s leave it at that and not create a conflict out of thin air. My temper’s short these days…used to be, I’d never argue over the fucking internet. What are we to each other than semi-anonymous bits of code?
Back to my main point, and the only substantive one in this thread: Leon, you have a career in writing just waiting to happen. You should truly consider writing a freelance piece, and floating it around.
You notice how riclandish that sounds…I bet his female personality kickin’ all their @$$ by now! (lol!)I went to his blog and on some entries this dud (yes I said dud!)got as many as 17 replies from his “OTHER” personalities (himself!), cussing his own self out… This dud has issues, and has had issues LONNNNNNG before Leon. Sad.
And a fuck you for good measure. Just how in the hell do you assume that you know shit about me, bitch?