Bout To Make You Famous

Hey everybody! Come here real quick! I have something to show you all!

Jia found a picture of the dude that has been talking all that shit in my comments section. So I figured since he seems to like attention so much, I’d give him EXACTLY what he asked for. Ladies and gentlemen, I present…Ricland

GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING! I can’t believe this Uncle Ben looking bastard is the one making fun of me! Looking like he fell of the front of someone’s rice box. Ol’ crusty ass Danny Glover stunt double muhfucka.

This brother looks like he lived a hard life. Like he lost a fight with GOD. Like our Lord and Savior WHUPPED HIS ASS with the ugly stick, and then dropped a Macho Man Savage elbow on him from the top rope.

Like Daffy Duck with his beak shot off.

Like a black version of The Crypt Keeper.

Like the long lost bastard child of Forrest Whitaker and Alfre Woodard.

That fool is ORANGATANG ugly.

No wonder he’s fucking with the attractive people of the world. If I looked that hurt up, I’d be mad, too. This brother probably has a personal vendetta against every mirror on Earth. Be yelling at them shits like “STOP MOCKING ME!!!”

Look at his nose! That shit looks like it’s about to explode right there on his face. That nigga causes Tsunamis when he sneezes. If he catches a cold, the East Coast is done for.

I could also talk about his fucked up hairline, too. It looks like Stevie Wonder did his shape-up. That’s why he’s hiding in the shadows…Looking like Jay-Z’s uncle on heroin. Ron Carter and shit…

I usually feel bad when I rip people a new asshole like this, but I think most will agree that he deserved every joke in here today, and then some. Honestly, I should have taken some “creative liberties” with photoshop like he did with my photo. I don’t have time for that today since I have a lot of work to get done, but if he is actually ignorant enough to respond, I’ll actually take the gloves off and make an image so funny this fool will go get plastic surgery and enter the witness protection program.

I think I’m going to forward this to everybody I know in Denver so they can laugh in your face when they see you in the street. So congratulations nigga. Now you’re famous.

*Drops microphone*

*Walks offstage as the crowd roars*

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62 Responses to “Bout To Make You Famous”

  1. Mikah! 15. Nov, 2005 at 5:44 pm #

    Oh look! I made he-she-it-they mad! (lol)
    But just in case there was ANY doubt about who he-she-it-they are…why did he-she-it-they get mad about something I said about ricland if it’s not her-him-it-them?… Sad.
    -Mikah!

  2. Elle 15. Nov, 2005 at 5:47 pm #

    lawdhammercy

  3. Jia 15. Nov, 2005 at 5:48 pm #

    I am so disappointed that this blog isnt even about blogging anymore.

    Its being taken over by idiocy.

    Leon would be a pure-bred idiot to continue to allow all this to take place in ‘his’ blog. There is no way Id be up for it at all!

  4. Mikah! 15. Nov, 2005 at 6:08 pm #

    I think he’ll remedy it once and for all once he sees it.

  5. Anonymous 15. Nov, 2005 at 7:07 pm #

    Funny that now people are calling for the “lawd” and hoping the site author will “remedy it.” Perhaps in the future, some of the “regulars” will treat newcomers with some semblance of respect. Don’t dish the shit out if you can’t take it in return. People who try to pile on me get a nasty fucking suprise, as you have learned. Calm down, act respectful, so perhaps I can share this site with people who would really enjoy the author’s writing.

  6. Hustleman 16. Nov, 2005 at 1:12 pm #

    For the folks who may have missed the foolishness, I deleted anything with a link to one of that guy’s sites. That’s why the only comments of his still up here are the ones with no links.

  7. Anonymous 17. Nov, 2005 at 2:53 pm #

    This post is HILARIOUS. But on the serious, this person really needs some counseling/prayer/detox/psychiatric evaluation/anger management/medication/PRAYER . . .

  8. That Girl Tam 18. Nov, 2005 at 7:51 pm #

    LMAO! Dude…you’re funny as hell…yeah, that guy has issues and he’s not even worth the time or energy – but you SURE have made your point! HAHAHAHAH!

  9. Anonymous 23. Nov, 2005 at 7:54 am #

    brothers can be catty too and i always said it. another proof.

    i cant believe you’ve made fun of a black man’s nose.

    petty.

    both of yall should be ashamed.

  10. Foxxy 16. Mar, 2006 at 10:08 am #

    THat is too funny LEON…:)

  11. Troll Patrolman 07. Jan, 2009 at 6:41 am #

    Don’t get angry, get even!!

    riclanders@yahoo.com

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