Comments on: How Long Before That Chicken Will Kill Me?

By: get some sense

get some sense — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 08:13:34 +0000

how far we’ve come. no one knows how to tell if food is rotting? wow! try smelling it!

By: ListenToLeon

ListenToLeon — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:04:33 +0000

LOL I like Bin Laden’s response!

By: Just browsing

Just browsing — Tue, 05 May 2009 16:01:55 +0000

Lesson in humor
I know swine flu is no laughing matter however, no harm in having a humorous perspective on serious topics. So here is my take on famous leaders of the world and their views on the swine flu pandemic.

George W. Bush:
I think we misunderestimated this pig thing. I say we just go and bomb all the pig farms and get rid of all them pigs. I can safely say we will then have the “pig mission accomplished”

Dick Cheney:
I think there is big risk in letting these pigs run amok and wild. Let’s just send them to Guantanamo and water board the hell out of them. If the situation is not controlled Al-Queda is sure to use these pigs as suicide bombers on our American soil. In fact this is the bio terrorism attack I warned would happen due to the lack of proper torture protocol in the current Administration.

Barack Obama:
I say the pork industry needs a stimulus. Due to the lack of stimulus and proper earmarks the pigs have been taxed way more than the pigs that own them. The situation is grave and it needs immediate attention. Yes we can but will not do pork.

Sarah Palin:
I believe we need to teach the pigs safe sex. In fact abstinence is the best policy as far as pigs are concerned. I would say let us just castrate all the pigs. I am not sure how that male chauvinist pig impregnated my beautiful little daughter but he certainly wasn’t practicing safe sex all the time. I know all about them pigs. In fact I can see them in my backyard right now. If I had my ways I would rather be shooting pigs from my chopper with my friend Dick right now.

Rush Limbaugh:
I think this swine flu is all democrats doing. Think about it, who wrote the Animal Farm? It was a democrat. He gave power to the pigs. It’s a socialist agenda. They gave the pigs unbridled authority to shit all over the country and now we are paying for the mess. Besides, the new president’s policies are going to make it worse. Bailing out these pigs and making them part of the large Government is driving this country to a pig pen. I hope these pigs fail and fail big!! Damn it, all this is giving me a headache. Where are my pills for gods sake?

PETA:
More power to the pigs. Those humble creatures are rebelling against thousand years of human subjugation. This is their time to revolt. Let us not sacrifice these noble creatures for the sake of human survival. We should all drink pig’s milk instead of cow’s milk from now on. Effective immediately, Pet shop boys should change their name to Pet shop Pigs.

Reverend Phelps:
This swine flu is nothing but the wrath of God that has been unleashed on the mankind due to the incessant debauchery by the homosexuals. Allowing them to marry would make the situation even worse. They must stop fornicating with them pigs. Let us all pray for the survival of humankind and hope that all homosexual be cured or turned into pigs.

Arnold “Governator” Schwarzenegger:
The pigs will be back. Hasta la vista, Piggy!

Joachim Phoenix:
Hmm. The pigs huh. Flu what you say. Is it the chickens or pigs? hmm …. I am not a pig you know. huh

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (from Iran):
There is no swine flu.There was never a swine flu. It’s a myth. There are no pigs in Iran.

Osama Bin Laden:
Hahaha!! Did I not tell them not to eat pork!!

By: girlie68girl

girlie68girl — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 20:47:16 +0000

When I put frozen chicken in fridge to thaw out, I will not eat it past 2 days due to previous experience ---- it's not worth saving the money, believe me!!!!

Another thing that must be kept properly: GREENS. A friend of mine was catering a wedding and cooked several large pots of greens a day ahead of time and didn't put in fridge (found out later). Let's just say me and the Tidy Bowl Man we're on first name basis for days!!!!

Only leftovers worth eating after 2nd day: spaghetti, chili, casseroles.

Happy eating!!!!

By: Mikah!

Mikah! — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 19:52:57 +0000

“When in doubt, throw it out!” Words to live by!
Your friend’s chicken story reminds me of my mushroom story, I was trying to be a gourmet cook, always cooking with fresh herbs and whatnot, so one day I saw a tv cook cooking with fresh mushrooms, which is something I never tried because I always used the canned ones, so I bought some and nobody told me that fresh mushrooms are a DELICACY and you’re supposed to cook them within’ two days or less…try a WHOLE week, and there I was preparing my CHICKEN BREAST (sound familiar!) and once the mushrooms cooked down there were really not that many so my greedy @$$ only put the mushrooms on MY chicken, later I kept feelin’ like something was stuck in my throat and my chest, and I started to sweat like hell! Buy the end of the night I had thrown up for 9 whole hours and had passed the hell out in the middle of it(yuk!)My 4 year old at the time knew my mom’s number and 911, and I had to be rushed to the e/r to get my stomach pumped but fortunately there was nothing left in there so they flushed out my system and sent me home with some stomach medicine, and some lozenges for my throat because all the vomiting, bruised my voicebox, a sister couldn’t talk for three weeks! So tell your friend, I feel his pain! Man it was years before I could look at fresh mushrooms without getting the beegees! And becaue I was greedy as hell with the mushrooms, NOBODY else who ate the chicken got sick! Ain’t that a blimp!

By: Honey-Libra

Honey-Libra — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 19:20:51 +0000

LOL…well now he knows

By: Positively Cheryl

Positively Cheryl — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 19:06:38 +0000

Hi,
I found your blog by way of someone who told another blogger to stay away from your blog…lol. I have really enjoyed your site…immensely! Your yahoo music station is all that and a bag of chips, and i’m actually here for the second time so I can listen to it now that my lunch is over. Your taste in music ROCKS!

I got sick once from eating potato salad so I know what your friend suffered. Poor thing. I bet he won’t do that again.

I’m from Denver/Aurora btw… ;-)

By: The infamous Jen

The infamous Jen — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 16:31:00 +0000

i think you are fine to eat the chicken. but who cares about the public bathroom. everyone poops

By: Hypmommy

Hypmommy — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 16:24:47 +0000

Not only do I pay attention to the shoes, I listen for the sound of water to make sure they wash their hands afterwards. You’d be surprised by how many nasty so-and-so’s will be in the restroom grunting and straining one minute then walk straight out of the bathroom RIGHT PAST the sinks the next. Those are the same people who’ll be in your office in your face wanting to touch everything…LOL

By: SomeOne

SomeOne — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 14:32:36 +0000

Yalll some fools, and yes leon i know you just protecting your good name…i notice shoes too, lol…i can always tell when someones talking a ish, they flush the toliet five times before leaving the dtall trying to disguish the stinch, my only thing is that they gettin they booty all wet with that nasty toliet water, eeeeewwwww