Have you ever…
Sneezed so hard, you saw stars? This morning, I sneezed really hard and it cought me off-guard. Next thing I know, I started seeing twinkly little lights floating in the air, like in the cartoons. I’ve only seen stars one other time in my life, and that was from getting sucker punched by a 6’3″ dude. Before that, I didn’t even believe the seeing stars was something that coud really happen.
Have you ever…
Had a day where EVERYTHING goes right? Even the things that would normally be bad things? Like today, for instance…A couple of my co-workers wanted to take me out to eat, but then out of the blue, the boss bought lunch for the entire office. So my co-workers moved it to tomorrow. So that means TWO days of free lunches in a row! Hell…this whole WEEK has been kick-ass!
Have you ever…
Walked by a mirror, stopped, looked in it, and just said out loud “Damn. I forgot I was this handsome! Somebody’s daughter is in trouble this weekend!” Or am I just a tad arrogant?
Have you ever…
Gotten a CD and not listened to it for a really long time, only to play it months later and find out that it’s really good? Someone sent me a copy of Marilyn Manson’s greatest hits back in the summer. I only wanted it for one song(The Dope Show), but I listened to it today and that wierd-ass motherfucker be rockin! I was loving the beats and the guitars on most of the CD. Plus, it’s fun listening to the shit he says. I know I’m like 10 years late on my appreciation of that strange, pale, sickly freak….but I may have to check out some of his actual albums now.
Have you ever…
Had people walk up to you and try to guess your ethnicity, only to be totally WRONG? I was in the grocery store last night, and this old man with a nappy grey beard walked up to me like “Amigo! Ay papi, I need a favor! I’m $1 short on my groceries. Can you help me out please?” Since he was actually carrying groceries, and he looked pretty embarassed about the situation, I gave him a dollar. I was just suprised that he thought I was Hispanic, even though my hair is cut low right now. Usually, folks don’t walk up on me speaking Spanish except when my hair is longer.
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Have you ever gotten finished with a rousing session of Naked Gymnastics and looked down at you “Balance Beam” and said, “You’se a bad MuthaFu**a boy!”
Yeah….that’s the sh**
Hey Leon…
Yes, I just sneezed as I was waiting for your blog to load and MAN O MAAAAAN did I see stars! My allergies are KICKIN!
Yesterday must’ve been something special! I got free lunch, more money on my check than I was expecting (about $400 MORE) *wink* and I picked up my first Christmas tree last night…and it’s beautiful. Stayed up til 1AM just to decorate it.
Maybe we’re both arrogant! I always look in mirrors (or windows) that I walk by…although I don’t say it out loud…but I still think I’m lookin pretty damn hot after poppin out two babies and losing all the weight!
I’ve got a couple of CDs that Dallas Penn sent me that I haven’t checked out yet…you got me thinkin now!
And finally…if ONE MORE mutha fucka asks me if I’m mixed with Japanese I’m gonna scream! I tell folks I’m half asian and everyone wants to guess instead of just ASKING flat out – which one? (Chinese btw).
Happy Birthday!
I have to agree with you on the CD thing. I always buy CDs for one song, but then one day I decided to take my one song off repeat and find that the whole CD is good. That does make you feel good. I’m glad you are having a good birthday week. :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!…may this year be the best year EVA. lots of love way back via the ‘burg -TRichardson
Shit at least you only get mistaken for being hispanic, me, I cannot even walk thru the airport without the “random security check”. Or be in a latin neighbourhood without a cabron being thrown my way.
OH SNAP!! I wrote all that shit and forgot to well wish the Birfday Boy!! YAY for you…Happy Birthday!!!!
Happy Birfday TO YOU!
Happy Birfday TO YOUUUUUUUU!
HAPPY BIRFDAY DEAR LEEEOOONNN~
HAPPY BIIIIRRRFFDAY TOOOOO YOUUUUU!
*muah*
man, that ain’t spanish that’s hawaiian silky….
i feel the same way about that dungeon family compilation. i thought it was boo boo until i was driving home (to the A from DC) and i threw it in. i ended up listening to it like 3 times, jamming like a muhf$ck@.
my roommate thinks i’m lame cuz when i be looking at the mirror i blow it kisses sometimes.
esmoore
Happy Birthday Leon!
Sagittarius’ Rule!!!!
:)
Happy Birffday dude.
Messed up and did that with the first Jill Scott cd, and was all late getting up on Jill.
Happy Birthday.
HAPPY BURFDAY LEON!!!!
I already told you that, but not here! heehee
Hope your day continued to go well!!!
Can’t wait to hear all about the “festivities” over the next 4 days!
I’m sure someone’s daughter, sister, mother, aunt, cousin, niece, etc. WILL be in trouble this weekend! Leon Jr Jr knows what’s up!!! heehee
Smooches all ova ya baahhhhdeee for ya burfday!!!
BTW… after our convo earlier today… I saw 4 jags… hmmm… could that be sign?
Happy Birthday!
hey, Leon.
I just wanted to say “happy birthday”. I have been reading your page for weeks now and you are quite hilarious.
Peace & Blessings,
Virgo Pride
Happy birthday! You don’t look a day over 26!! Hee-hee.
hAPPY FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY U PRETTY BASTID!@!!! :)
Happy birthday!
And yes, I blow kisses to myself when I pass mirrors or see my reflection in glass – I am so sexy, I turn myself on!
I also am often mistaken for Dominican or Puerto Rican, because I speak Spanish and my hair is curly. I just laugh and tell people I’m not and keep it moving.
Happy B-day. And yes to a couple of those and to add to that
Have you ever woken up, gotten dressed for work thought you were late and realized that it was the weekend….LOL I have
Dude … Happy Birthday. Enjoy the weekend!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU LEON
Hope you had a wonderful birthday!! I recently started reading your site and I absolutely love it. Keep it up!
Leon, we must be related, because I say “yes” to all of the above…LOL!
Happy birthday!!! I hope this is one of the best.
happy bday…
hope to see u later on!
lol u damn mexican.
sike.
this guy thought i was from ethiopia for some odd reason… i was in a cvs in nw and this guy starts speaking to me in a new language and i go huh? and he goes don’t you speak < insert unique language here >? and i go no and he shrugs it off.
:o) Ha… i walk pass my mirror and stop err’ damn day!!! :o)
Well since you asked..yes, I have definitely walked past a mirror and had to stop and look at that sexy chick standing there.
You’re not the only one who is a tad bit arrogant. HaHa
happy birthday you sexy motherfucker, you.
on the post: yes on all counts… although i never said anyone’s daughter is in trouble, i’ve told my cousin (who’s 9 years younger than me) that when i come to visit her on the yard her male schoolmates will be molested thorougly.
Oh yes Marilyn Manson doth rock!
Happy B-day Leon.
I am always late with the music…that’s ’cause I read too damn much and only listen to jazz
125th sells 2 cd’s for $5 and I still end up not knowing the latest songs…lol
I am half black and half american indian….westcoast:fillapino eastcoast: dominican….down south…sweet honey yella gurl…lol
happy birthday and i had a friend that sneezed and threw out her back!
she was out of commission for like 3 days….from a sneeze. crazy
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