Happy New Year, everybody,
I know New Year’s resolutions have become cliche, so I’m going to make mine quick and not go into huge detail over it. Basically, my goal is to at least double my income by December 31, 2006. The sad thing is, I know I can do it, I just haven’t applied myself as hard as I should have over the years. I realize that I’ve been blessed with talent in a lot of areas…The bad thing about it is, I have a bad habit of using just enough of that talent to be where everybody else is at, and not pushing myself as hard as I should.
The funny thing is, it was a line from Spider Man 2 that made me think about it. Dr. Octopus said to Peter Parker “Genius is a gift, not a privilege.” Made me think…Just because I can get away with half-assing and still be as good as everybody else, does not make it right. I also thought about the fact that I could have achieved half of the goals I set for myself by now had I truly dedicated myself 100% to them. Ah well…That’s what the New Year is for. The only reason I am telling this to you nosy bastards out there in cyberspace is so that you all can help keep me focused and on my shit. Feel free to offer encouraging words when you see me in the street…Words like “Leon, get your shit together!” or “Leon, STAY FOCUSED MOTHERFUCKER!” I’ll just take it as tough love. Just don’t put your hands on me, or I may be liable to slap the shit out you.
Speaking of seeing me in the street, I keep getting recognized more and more off this thing. That silly picture of me with the celebrities has actually made me semi-famous. Or infamous, however you choose to look at it. The one thing the female Hustle-fans have almost all requested, is that I post more pictures. Shocked the hell out of me. I guess old broken-down ashy-elbowed black men are starting to come into style or something. But since it’s been requested, here’s the first photo I took with my new cellphone. I was on the way home from work, and pissed off because I was taking a long ride on the metro.
Oh yeah, that reminds me…OJ, I’m gonna kick your 6’6″ R. Kelly on heroin looking ass for saying I look like Tom Hanks in “Philadelphia” in that photo…LOL. That’s some cold shit. How you ‘gon tell someone they look like someone dying of AIDS?!?! You’re my boy and everything, but if you said that shit to me in person, I might have to steal you in the chest or something, just because. Anything less would be uncivilized LOL.
Last but not least, I haven’t talked about anything of an overtly sexual nature on here lately, so the rest of the week is dedicated to those kind of topics. So if you like reading about labias, fallopian pathways, skeet target practice, phenomenal snatch, leather donuts, donkey punches, and various other assorted things that you can’t show or do in public places, make sure you stop through as much as possible in the coming week.
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skeet target practice *dead* i cannot wait to read
Tee
Please no stories of Dirty Sanchezes and the such!! My virgin eyes can’t see such things.
Leon, STAY FOCUSED MUTHAFUCKA!!!
Figured I’d get that out now since I am bound to forget you said to remind you in July or something… Just looking out for you *wink*
lmao @ Tom Hanks in Philadelphia… dang OJ!
Are you going to try to get a promotion at work or start getting PAID for writing???
I need to amp my game up too.
Thank Goodness I can blog at work.
Hmmm….did that sound right?
Whateva!
Holla!
Ha ha!!! Happy New Year, mOFO! Just Keep Us Laughin’ Like You Did In 2K5 And We Good…
Stay focused and if I see you out and about I’ll remind you of that.
Happy New Year!
I’m afraid to see what Leon will unleash on us for the rest of the week. This post was rather tame.
ummmm… what the hell is a donkey punch?
Like Big Worm said, “I don’t think you applying yourself, Smokey.”
I know what you mean about half assing it. I was the kid who would write rhymes in class instead of taking notes and still get an A on the test. That shit just came naturally. Good luck sticking to your goals in ’06
@ Tee, just remember to check back regularly ;)
@ The After Party, I’ll try not to get too vulgar…but don’t worry. I shall refrain from writing about butthole pleasures. The last time I made an anal sex entry, the damn thing ended up with 50 comments.
Thanks @ Alli…Love ya!
@ Deah, that was harsh, wasn’t it? LOL
@ Mrs. TJ, all of the above, and then some.
@ Ill, I’ll try to keep up this level of ignorant, beligerant shit talk and utter disregard for all things sacred.
@ E to tha dwige, thank you. Happy New Year
@ Nikki, I think Aaron Hall said it best…”Dont be afraid..Dont’s be afraid…Don’t be afraid, Don’t be afraid baby”
@ Rainmayun, a donkey punch is when dude is hitting it from the back, and right when he feels like he’s about to cum, he punches the woman in the back of the neck and knocks her unconscious. It supposedly makes her stuff contract and tighten up, which supposedly makes the orgasm better. It’s some sick, crazy act of sexual deviance…but it sounds funny when you mention it in casual conversation lol.
Thanks @ T. Casanova
Good luck with that :) Imma hold u to it. I got a bad habit of throwing ish in ppl’s faces….
Sounds like I would end up in jail if I ever tried that Donkey Punch!