Today I was having a discussion online with Domonic, Cal, and Hassan about the inherent sexiness of many Ethiopian women. Then it hit me: I have YET to devote blog space to this topic. Considering that it is definitely one that inspires passion and good memories, I shall proclaim this day “Sexy Ethiopian Woman Day” and write a little something.
Where do I begin? Ah yes…I will start off by talking about the first Ethiopian woman that took my breath away, Rehana. Rehana worked in the women’s section of Hechts department store in the summer of 1999. At that time, I had a part time evening job there selling luggage in the downstairs section of the place. Our paths did not cross my first couple of weeks there, but once I caught a glimpse of her, I was never the same. This woman was as close to physically perfect as I could imagine at that point in my life. Beautiful face, sexy legs, nice breasts, perfect ass, just everything you could want. It was as if the woman from your sexiest fantasies were placed right in front of you, selling overpriced blouses to middle-aged women. I was actually a little intimidated to go speak to her at first, especially since this one brother who worked upstairs in the men’s suits section was always up in her face whenever I would come around. I realized that I would regret it for the rest of the summer if I didn’t make a move, so about after about two more weeks of just smiling at her and saying hello, I approached her. I only had a few days before I was going back to Hampton, so I knew it was now or never. To my suprise, she always thought I was handsome and told me she looked forward to seeing my smile whenever I came upstairs. Plus, that fucker in the men’s suits department wasn’t even her man. He just came over to try to block all the other brothers who might have wanted to talk to her. So we conversed on the phone a few times, but never really got to go out because she had to return to the University of Maryland Eastern Shore before I had to go back to Hampton. We kept in touch for awhile, but then lost track of each other. So to all my readers, if you know a Rehana that went to UMES, holler at a brother. You’ll know if it’s the same one I am referring to, because she is fine as all getthefuckouttatown. If you know how I can reach her and hopefully make sweet love to her after a night of fine dining and smooth jazz, e-mail me at HustlemanL77@yahoo.com
The DC area is blessed with more than it’s fair share of good-looking Ethiopian women. It’s to the point that you don’t really notice the average or the less-than attractive Ethiopian women out here that much, because the superstars shine so brightly. I used to meet all kinds of beautiful ones at Anzu in Adams Morgan on Sunday nights. That place used to be a gold mine. I never wrote about it on here before, because I did not want too many of y’all to come through and niggerize my little spot.
Now I know that sounds fucked up, especially coming from a fellow black person, but let me explain. I know some folks read the site, then see about 10-20 comments after each entry and assume that those are the only folks who looked at the entry. Well, it’s a significantly higher number of people reading here that never leave comments at all. Now, I love ALL my readers, but I don’t necessarily want all you motherfuckers up at the same spot as me on the same night. Some of you might not know how to act. Come in there starting fights and smacking bartenders and shit. Hopefully, you’re all civilized individuals with home training. I’m willing to bet a few dickheads slipped through the cracks, though. Just remember, I still care about you, even if you are a fuckup. Also, telling too many other dudes about a certified gold mine of good looking women almost guarantees that the next time you go, it will be a swordfight. Men always go places where there are women.I actually know dudes that go to this one club in MD, and wait for the male strippers to finsh performing and leave, then come in to party with the drunk, horny chicks that are still there. That alone makes it safe to assume that wherever there is pussy, there will be dudes not far behind in pursuit of it.
But yeah, Adams Morgan in itself is a haven of beautiful Ethiopian women. So is U Street. Downtown Silver Spring, as well. If this area has one natural resource, it is an abundance of beautiful Ethiopian women. To my beautiful Ethiopian sisters, I tip my hat to you.
*Legal Disclaimer*
Before you non-Ethiopian women get up in arms and start talking that “Fuck you Leon” shit, let me just say that I love and appreciate women of ALL races, ethnic backgrounds and social upbringings. I just chose to put this one group in the spotlight today. So get off my gotdamn back. Thank you :) Oh yeah…If you happen to know that girl Rehana, then you’re officially not one of the folks I was referring to in paragraph 4.
I really do not care if an Ethio woman is shagged by different men be it AA or white.I go out with every race I come across and why not my ethio sisters.My principle in life is F*** as much as u can and do not bother who is fucking who.I will never be a good husband.
Ethiopian women have a reputation all over Africa for being desirable but stuck up. Ethiopians see themselves as a unique culture that is apart from other black Africans. To be honest they are right…the food, religion, music , you name it it is not very typically African.
I don’t think your typical Ethiopian woman would be too impressed with a typical AA guy.More likely Ethiopian or white.
whoa. u on point there ma man. Ethiopian chicks are of tha Hizzie. i waz in India 4 some studies n we had this two sisterz who was as fine as WhatThaHellisGoingOnHere! they namez was Hereni n Bethlehem…uh huh…they looked just like they names, word!
What is this obsession of a black man for hooking up out his race? Is it because of lack of self esteem to run after all kind different bitches rather than their own. It really amaze me when I see one rug ass negro man hooking up with some ugly non AA bitch with his half nappy hair brood tugging along and the dude walking with such stagger, he seems to own the world. But then, that slave mentality is what is obsessed him to look outside his race, being ashamed of his own
@kitcho, I don’t even know how to respond to that somewhat offensive, overly stereotypical comment, but I’ll try. SOME people do still carry on that slave mentality and think white(or light) is right. However, I think most intelligent, open-minded folks can see the overall beauty in people and not base that on one deciding factor like race or skin tone.
As far as all the “bitches” and poor grammar in your post, I’m going to assume that you’re not black, & you don’t want to see black guys with Ethiopian women. If that’s the case, I’m sorry, but unless you have a time machine so that I can go back and un-fuck the ones I already have, it’s too late. Far too late. If it makes you feel better though, none of them ever made it to girlfriend status, so they’re still out there for you to go after, lil’ buddy. ;-)