In my previous post, I mentioned my love of Ethiopian women and told you all about Anzu, where there is usually an abundance of beautiful ones partying every Sunday night. Well, just as I suspected…I mentioned it on here, and the male-to-female ratio ended up being about 3 to 1. That’s not good for a place that usually has a 4 to 1 female to male ratio. I’m not saying that my blog is the reason that the Chicken hawks came out of hiding and swooped down on my nice little spot, but it is a suspicious coincidence. You don’t need to do any “Law & Order” detective work to figure that out.
Still, the night at Anzu started out nicely, despite the overabundance of men there. I even ran into my boy Johannes, one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet in your life. The problems sterted once I got my second Grey Goose gimlet halfway finished.I noticed that EVERY pretty woman had about two dudes talking to her. Even the half-assed, “only cute in the dark ass club” chics had at least one or two over there vying for her attention and jockeying for a position higher than the other fellas in the club. Almost similar to “wild kingdom”. It was like a pack of lions, racing each other to see who is going to get to the gazelle first. Like the lions that didn’t get a piece of any of the gazelle meat were going to die of starvation. Folks were playing themselves…Cats were damn near tap dancing and soft-shoeing for the hoes…Looking like this brother right here
The worst part about it is, one of the prettiest ladies in the place gave me the eye while being bombarded by a brigade of bamma ass buiscuit-head bitch-ass bummy bastards(try saying that one three times fast). I smiled, then she smiled back, so I knew she wanted me to come over. Well, those dudes that were standing near her saw what transpired, said some shit in Amharic, then stood in a line with their backs turned to me, forming a human barrier between me and the lady. I have never seen anything like it. They formed The Great Wall of Cock-Blockers, just to keep me from talking to that girl. It was fuckery in it most vile and putrid form. Tag-team fuckery, even.
The situation reminded me of this one fellow I know. He hated on folks so much, He earned a nickname: Ben Wallace. He was called Ben Wallace because he would try his damndest to keep all the other players from scoring, then try to collect the rebounds for himself. He was without a doubt gunning for the Defensive Player of the Year award. You’d be at the bar talking to a lady, thinking you have an easy uncontested layup, and this fool would swoop in out of nowhere to block your shot. Then he’d wave his finger in your face like Dikembe Mutombo and be like “Uhhh uuh. Get that shit outta here!” Lucky for me, I’m versatile, so I know how to handle myself when folks try shady foolishness like that. Still, it’s hilarious when you run across someone who regulary employs grimy tactics like these just to get some attention from the ladies.
So to the chicken hawks that united in a show of solidarity to keep that woman from talking to someone that she was actually ATTRACTED TO on Sunday, y’all can kiss my ashy black ass. I wonder if one of them got the number…If so, did the rest hate on him, too? Or maybe they’ll draw straws to see who gets to call her. Who knows, who cares. Y’all can tug-of-war amongst yourselves all you want.
lmao… although I already had a feeling of what happened… this creates a better picture of the msgs received on Sun night!
I’m telling ya… u need me in the club with ya so that I can help the females create a street to ya!
*wink*
“The worst part about it is, one of the prettiest ladies in the place gave me the eye” ……. i always feel this way about the guys in a club.. the cutest guys always give me the eye, because im so fine.. just like you.. or at least my momma tol’ me that.. so i believe it…and write it in my blog.. ha!
Too funny!
Maybe the “great wall of cock blockers” was her brothers of something! Yeah right!
Maybe it wasn’t meant to be…it could have been some chick to put woo-doo on ya!
Holla!
Ethiopian men don’t like other men talking to their women.
Oh and an e-mail has been sent.
I knew after getting that text that an entry was forthcoming!
That’s the problem with niggas though man, you can’t just put them on to something because they WILL go overboard and fuck it up! You gotta introduce them slowly so that it still retains the appeal for YOU….I bet not a single one of them gave you dap or bought you a drink or ANYTHING for putting them on!! See how niggas are!!! That’s why I’m Cambodian this year!
The Great Wall of Cock-Blockers is some CLASSIC shit though man! I so visualized that when I read it! Some people have taken hating to an artform! You must counter their hate with LOVE! Buy a not so attractive chick a drink and say it was from that group of brothers who were fighting over which one liked her more!
Ethiopian men are capital H- Hatterz in the worst way. I know I’ve been around them enough to know.They have no shame in it at all.As you can see there very creative in there methods. :)
@ Miss A, you could have served as a decoy and gotten about three of those dudes to go harass you and forget about me while I move it to close the deal…LOL
@ telephonebooth, that’s the only way to approach life! Anything less would be uncivilized :)
@ Mrs. tj, I know. Everything happens for a reason. It wasn’t meant to be.
@ The After Party, a reply has been sent. Feel free to laugh at it…LOL
LOL @ The Killa! That’s funny. But yeah, you knew it had to be something funny for me to send that text out in the middle of the night on a Sunday LOL
@ Bizu-Destiny: Greatness, I need to extend an e-mail offer your way, too. Hit me up at HustlemanL77@yahoo.com because I want to ask you a few questions. I promise they are innocent ones…LOL
hehe…yeah that’s kinda funny
lol @ the soft shoe pic…that bamma’s gettin it, I tell you!
I bet nic.cas was up in the club Danny Gloverin’ it up too huh…flower petals under their top hats and all, trying to win the ladies’ affection.
LMAO at The Great Wall of Cock-Blockers. Only thing worse than cock blocking brothers is some cock blocking females. You know like when her less attractive friends start hating.
The thing about dudes like that is they won’t get anywhere cause they’re blocking each other as well…”The C.B.’s”
Dude this is hilarious I went to Anzu on a Sunday night about a year ago and didn’t notice an abundance of Ethiopian ladies but then again I wasn’t there looking for them. Try going to Dukem on a Monday or Wend night.
your shit got infiltrated *shakes head*. you should have distracted the bammas by flashing an issue of VIBE with Trina on the cover…
I flying into DC in feb but I’ll be sure to stay away from that spot! I can see all those catz doing the “Gregory Hines” (That pic was mad tight) straight blockin. The only question is where am I gonna go now?
Peace
Lawd do men really stress that much about what the other is doing? Yikes… I thought ya’ll were more evolved than that.
Miss A is severely sweating you at every turn, please fuck her and put her out of her misery already JEEZ!!!
Anyhooo… you should bring a gorgeous woman with you to the club, that intrigues other gorgeous women… you’ll find you probably won’t even have to leave your comfortable spot at the bar… they’ll come to you. LOL
Oh and ummm… hope you went to the door and requsted your cut of all the male action that you brought in… and damn that ratio is clearly the bouncer’s fault. The guys at the door usually balance sh*t like that out, and stop letting guys in until it all evens out… don’t nobody want to walk up into a sausage-fest.
And how’ve you been lately anyway??? =)
[[He was called Ben Wallace because he would try his damndest to keep all the other players from scoring, then try to collect the rebounds for himself.]]
Ha! I’m done. C’est fini…
@ Diamonds, I can laugh at it now, but that night, I was like WTF?!?! LOL
@ Trig, that photo is a classic. I need to say a special thanks to you, becausae your shit talk on RPMB is the reason that photo is so funny to me…LOL
@ T.casanova, I call that the “Offensive Line”, because they will block the shit out you and try to keep you from getting to the quarterback(a.k.a. the pretty friend)
Right @ Amadeo. It’s a cycle of destruction.
@ Honest, I have always wanted to check out Dukem, but I ONLY see Ethiopian folks there when I go past. I don’t want to walk in the place and hear the music stop as everybody turns and looks at me like WTF are you doing here?! LOL
@ VP, I’ll have an emergy plan like that in mind next time I stop through there(if there is a next time).
@ Naro, e-mail me at HustlemanL77@yahoo.com and I can suggest a few good places to check out while you’re in the city.
@ X, it’s not that serious to me, but it is to some. I chose to write about it because these bammas went above and beyond the call…LOL. As far as Miss A goes, she’s not sweatting me…LOL. I’ll fuck her anyway since you told me to…but everything is cool LOL. And to answer your last question, I’m doing fine. For everything bad that has happened the past couple months, something great has happened, so I can’t really complain. How are you?
@ Mahogany, you really have to see him in action to really know just how bad he is LOL
Appreciate the info guys, thanks