Hey, it’s my blog. If anybody is going to promote their personal agenda on here, it’s going to be me. That said, I want to once more remind folks that I still write the UNCUT, UNCENSORED, UNFILTERED, and UNDENIABLY FUNNY news at www.TheINS.org, so if you like what I do on the blog, go on over there and check out how the news sounds when folks like me present it to the world. I wrote the articles by “Leon LePhonso Ellis” listed on the site. Here are a few links to some of my Pulitzer Prize-worthy triumphs in unfiltered journalism ;)
Now, to other self-promotional stuff…It was re-iterated to me last weekend that my wang is phenomenal. Unfortunately, the person that passed this statement along to me can no longer pleasure me in such a way since she has a boyfriend who might actually smack fire out The Hustleman. I wouldn’t break up a happy home anyway, but especially not a happy home where a crazy person is residing. I ain’t scared…but shit. I know the guy has a MEAN temper. No need to purposely put myself in a bad situation. I don’t want to be out with her somewhere, then turn around the see a giant hamhock-sized fist flying at my head with no time to react. Looking like Zab Judah did back when Kostya Tsyzu laid the smackdown on him and had him staggering around like a cartoon character. For those who don’t remember that knockout, click here. Hell, even those that DO remember it should watch it again. It’s still funny to me after all these years.
Oh yeah…the original point was, my wang is still considered to be among the phenomenal variety. I think I am going to see about getting a Leon Jr. jr sex toy made so I can literally slang ding-a-ling all over the globe. Even have lesbians putting on “The Leon Jr. jr” and using it on their girlfriends. Ah yes…The world would be such a happier place.
Wait a minute…if they all have replica Leon Jr. jrs, then they won’t need the real thing, now will they? Ah well…I’ll be rich, so it won’t matter.
More Self Promotion…Fresh off some inspiration from American Idol and a couple of glasses of E&J, Hustleman’s “Music To Dry Hump Your Lady To, Volume 2″ CD is coming very soon. If Jaimee Foxx and Lindsay Lohan can make albums after being famous for other stuff, why can’t I? I’ll be the next Oran “Juice” Jones out this bitch.
Thank you for your continued support and love.
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you are crazy funny and I won’t mess with your sexy. New to your blog and I have been driving my co-workers crazy ’cause I’m in here crying on the floor.
Love your blog, keep up the good job, and hey nigka STAY FOCUSED!!
Sue, MN
cool points for the audio… that’s my favoritest movie evarrr
u gotta be kiddin me…ha!
that was funny
Me thinks you have issues…
Thanks, Leon…thanks a lot for bringing up Oran Juice Jones. I had a stalker once that told me he knew all about “hip hop” and said, “Well, what do YOU know about some Oran Juice Jones?” I stopped talking to him immediately after he made that statement. Still didn’t stop his ass from trying to talk/get in touch/be with me every second of the day…*lol*
As for Leon Jr. and the millions of replicas that will be roaming the earth…no comment. You are a mess!!!
New link… http://www.stillmissbhavin.blogspot.com
lmao!!!
I’ll buy a Leon Jr. jr. But I want a discount! There’d be a lot of “YES YES YES YES” coming out of my apartment!
I wish I could walk out of my apartment and pull a Coming to America F YOU to the world! AND… walk into my office, look at all the people in there and say goodmorning and fuck you. Man…. that would make my days soooooooooooo much better!!!
Now you got me wanting to watch Coming To America… and yes… I know The Prince did NOT say fuck you first!
I’m just sayin…
BTW… u gonna have to request that the new miss a change her name up in here… I am THE ONLY Miss A allowed up in this piece!~ I’m the original… get ya own shit!
Come on Leon, to keep it special, you have to keep supply waay lower than demand. A billion “made in China” Leon, Jr., Jr.’s roaming the earth might diminish your personal sexy and WE CAN’T HAVE THAT. You don’t want to end up on Overstock dot com, do you? You’ve got to ration LJJ. Always keep ‘em wantin’ more!
this is true. the wang WAS pretty damn good. ur pretty hung for a short guy.
Yeah i said it…your ass is short. WHAT?!
Leon Jr., jr….
You sir, Have.No.Damn.Sense!
@ Sue, Thank you
@ Deah, Mine too!
@ Diamonds, I am NOT kidding…LOL
@ 1Koolkat, methinks you are right :)
@ Miss Rei, Oran Juice Jones’ one hit literally changed the world…LOL.
Thanks @ Tola. I’ll check that out shortly.
@ Miss A, everybody feels that way sometimes. Also, y’all two will have to settle that Miss A shit. That ain’t got nothin’ to do with me lol
Hypmommy, good point. Maybe I should do a limitied edition version then hold an auction and see how much it’s really worth LOL
@ Whatevs, e-mail me at HustlemanL77@yahoo.com when you get a chance.
LOL @ Alli-babe