Yesterday I was on a bus headed to my stepfather/lawyer’s office in downtown Silver Spring, when I saw something that saddened me, but also made me feel helpless since it was none of my damn business so I could not offer any assistance. The bus stopped at one of the Montgomery (Junior)College buildings, and these art students got on. This really pretty young lady, 5’4″ dark skinned, nice ass, beautiful smile etc., got on the bus and sat across from me. So before I got a chance to slide across to the edge of my seat and say hello, this Ethiopian guy came and sat down right next to me. I know what you’re thinking: ANOTHER Ethiopian dude was cock-blocking. I don’t think that was the case, though. They were apparently classmates, because the two started talking about school stuff.
Once they stopped talking, I noticed something: Ethiopian guy was looking visibly nervous and started writing on the folded up piece of paper that he had in his hand. Of course, I had to read what he was writing, because someone sitting directly next to me on public transportation looking that nervous was cause for alarm. He might have been trying to take the bus hostage. I had to make sure I wasn’t going to have to whip his ass Harrison Ford style and save the day for everyone.
Thankfully, it wasn’t what I thought. He was writing a note to that girl in his class. The note had her name on it, then it said “Will you have dinner with me?” Right before he could give it to her, the bus stopped, and she jumped off with some of the other women in her class and ran off the bus. Ethiopian man looked so dejected and sad. I felt bad for him, but I couldn’t really say shit to him since I wasn’t supposed to be reading the note. So now, I am going to put my advice here in the hopes that he actually sees this and reads it. Anonymous Ethiopian Art Student, the lines below are for you:
My friend, the first thing you need to do is acquire some confidence. Remember this one mantra: “There is no such thing as out of your league. As soon as you consider a woman out of your league, that is the exact moment that she actually becomes out of your league.” It’s like in sports. If you try to play any game with no confidence, your odds of success are few. You have to believe that you can achieve it. You’re already in there with her part of the way, since she speaks to you. All you have to do now is tell her how much you like her and how you want to lick every inch of her smooth sexy chocolate body.
Ok. Leave out the part about giving her a tongue bath. That only works once she’s already touched your penis. On purpose, that is. I’m not talking about incidental contact, cause that shit does not count.
To acquire the confidence to approach her in a manner befitting a man and not a nervous little beeyatch, remember these two things:
1.) Rejection is not as bad as most people think. Especially if you aim high. Since you’re going after someone pretty, no one will blame you for trying if she happens to say no. They’ll probably respect you more for having the balls to step to her. So don’t even think about how bad a “no” would be, because trust me, it won’t be bad since she likes you enough already to engage in conversation with you.
2.)You gain the confidence to talk to women like that by accentuating your positive attributes and either downplaying the negative ones, or ignoring them altogether. I usually choose to downplay my faults instead of acting like they’re not there. I mean, I’m 5’8″ tall, I tend to talk fast, and my money still hasn’t made it to where it needs to be yet. Despite this, I feel like I have at least a 70% chance with any woman that I am attracted to. 20% of the no’s are either married or lesbians, and the last 10% just flat out has bad taste. I feel this way because I accentuate my positive traits(my sense of humor, infectious smile, charm, great big Wang, creativity, etc.) and use those to increase my appeal.
Hope this helped you, my brother. If not, I will print this out and carry it with me next Monday in case I see you out there again. That said, I’m giving you until then to try your hand with that sexy ass girl with the nice legs and pretty skin, or it’s open season. That should help increase your sense of urgency, knowing that a gentleman of leisure like such as myself is going to get at her if you don’t. No pressure, buddy…No pressure.
Now really, do you think he reads this?? I mean did you tell him about your blog?? Or was this just a way to make yourself feel better because you already plan to be ‘straight up on it’ next week if/when you see the girl?
I know the odds of that guy actually seeing this are pretty of low…That advice actually goes out to any fellow who reads this page and may be having trouble telling a woman that he likes her.
I on the other hand, subscribe to the theory that a closed mouth don’t get fed, so you BETTER tell a woman if you like her LOL.
Seriously, I worte it because I wanted to help. I’m not really going to approach that girl either. I just said that in an attempt to be funny.
Hustleman for humanitarian of the year.
hey leon. i read your blog everyday (make that any day you decide to post-lazy j/k) you are HILARIOUS!! anyway – i was reading the comments in the sex tape section & wanted to let you know that as a Bank of America employee, believe you me they aren’t do nuh-in for this woman’s account either!!
why aren’t you going to approach the girl?
no confidence?
lol
Any tips for the ladies in similar situations? I have this friend who has no game.(No the friend is not me, I do just fine for myself utilizing the “accentuate the positives method” you described earlier.) She’s amazing but has recently come into this beautiful body and her confidence hasn’t caught up to her yet. (She’s always been beautiful, now she’s just a hundred pounds lighter.) The MidWest is notorious for women having to make the first move. From a cool guy’s perspective (that cool guy being you), what’s a great way to ask a guy out without looking too “available”?
amen to midwestern women having to make the first move. how do you do that?
Awwww I think it’s sweet that it’s four days before valentine’s day and you’re playing cupid.
You’re a comic genius. That shit made my weekend. You have an extraordinary understanding of The Game – therefore I recognize.
not…therefore i recognize…that’s funny!!!!
aren’t u just wonderful Leon??
That shit was hilarious! Please bless us with more of your wisdom, for females this time.
Leon…
I LOVE YOU!!! I mean really…
The way you make love to my brain
everytime you post…Hell- I’d do you!!!
p.s
I’m not a stalker… just a fan :*
http://www.sangindiva.blogspot.com
I really don’t agree, especially if she is not in his league! That is a problem. There is nothing worse than being approached by someone who is not in your league. I am not trying to be nasty, but it’s just the way it is. Now if he is a nice guy with a great personality, she may be attracted to that and it may work. But if she is one of those high maintenance chicks and she is looking for a baller to DRIVE her around and not hug up in a bus then he is going to have a problem. BAD BAD BAD LEON! Having the confidence to approach a woman is one thing… but to approach a woman that is out of your league is a whole different story.