Dick goes hard. Pause.
Upon logging into my Yahoo email tonight, I look at the news headlines and see an article titled “Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter”. Now, I know this is our country’s Vice President, so if he says it was an accident, we’re supposed to believe it was an accident…But damn Dick. I know you and your people were out hunting quails in Texas, but since when did quails start looking like rich white lawyers in bright orange hunting suits? This does not quite add up.
Excuse me for thinking the thought that I am thinking right now…And that thought is, Dick Cheney is a muthafuckin’ gangsta. Big OG DC. Got Thug life printed on his pacemaker. I think he bullies George Bush behind closed doors. I can see it now…
Bush: Whew…rough crowd tonight..Hey!
Cheney looks at Bush…Stands up…
*SLAP*
Cheney: Dude, what the fuck?! How hard is it to give a speech and not mispronounce words?! You’re fucking up my shit man. Really fucking up my shit. Halliburton is supposed to rule the world. To Hell with Microsoft, Google and Starbucks. I’t MY time. Now…Do your job, puppet, and dance for me when I pull the damn strings. Don’t make me fuck you up for real next time. Have you telling folks you fell of your bike again. Bitch.
Ok…maybe that was a bit of a stretch. Still, I believe Dick Cheney is harder than Mr. T AND John Wayne put together.
They say Dick Cheney eats broken glass sandwiches and washes them down with motor oil.
They say Dick Cheney wipes his ass with sandpaper.
They say Dick Cheney once put James Carville in The Million Dollar Dream sleeper hold, rendered him unconscious, then stuck a $100 bill in his mouth and said “Everybody’s got a price” while standing on his chest.
Dick Cheney is the wrong dude to piss off. So if you all do not hear from me over the course of the next few days, I’ll probably be laying low, hiding somewhere hoping that Dick Cheney and his boys don’t attempt a drive by shooting in retaliation for this entry.
Yeah, but Dick Cheney couldn’t beat Chuck Norris….in ANYTHING….Chuck Norris is the greatest
Nah…Dick Cheney don’t want no parts of Chuck.
damn I was going to make chuck norris comment
Oh no Hustleman…looks like you bout to have a Dick after yo ass…Dick Cheney = Brokeback Gangsta!
Hilarious! Dick = Brokeback. LMAO.
Hmmm no one found it strange that they waited 24 hours to announce the “accident” and that they refuse to release the names of the other folk with them? hmmm.
@ Honest…I told y’all…shit don’t add up.
@ the Future, Chuck Norris would not have needed a shotgun. Chuck would have stabbed him to death with a blade of grass. Then brought him back to life LOL.
@ They’re already watching me, I’m getting paranoid already. I saw a newspaper article titled “Cheney’s Got a Gun”
Now I got that damn Aerosmith song in my head…LMAO
lmfao!
I was going to post on this… but you beat my ass to it!
lol
Well they don’t call him Tricky Dick for nothing. Wait.. that was Nixon.
Well, at the very least, shooting your friend definitely gives you Dick of the month status.
Oh yeah…I happened to dig up a file photo of the homie Dick Cheney putting in work over in East LA. Sorry I didn’t have time to post this last night…Had to confirm my sources…LOL
I’m surrounded by Bush/Cheney supporters. Nobody has brought up Cheney’s latest ‘uh-oh-oops’!! How do you just make a mistake and shoot someone? As a VP?
@ The After Party Hostess, you can’t do something like that as a normal person. Let Elroy the farmer accidentally shoot someone in the face with some buckshot…He’d be explaining himself down at the local police station…LOL
This was hilarious! All morning I’ve been watching the press core reem the white house staff on why it took so long to report it and fox news just did a hunting demo. Hilarious! Your post was too funny!
That’s why it took a day…Dick was down there on some Wayne Brady, “Ya’ll making me think you gon snitch, you ain’t gon snitch are you?”
Ha! This was classic, just the best :)
d. cheney is alright but chuck norris can unscramble a egg…
laughin @sylvamoon: Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg…CLASSIC!
Hustleman: Being watched isn’t so bad…I’ve been on a list since college (you participate in one Anti-Bush demonstration, okay so maybe it was more like eight and a couple of sit-ins)…it’s the going to GITMO that sucks. Just keep doin’ what you do cause you do it so well. Don’t be skeered.
LOL
MY THEORY…
DICK CHEANEY WAS LISTENING TO HIS iPOD AND “TOUCH IT” BY BUSTA RHYMES CAME ON… HE JUST DID WHAT HE THINKS CAME NATURAL…
OUCH…
u r crazy leon!
my exhusband tried to tell me it was no accident, as Cheney has been a hunter for years..why he gonna just all of a sudden foul up???
who knows…lol
Bush administration are all off!!
oh and happy V-DAY!!!
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