Over the past few days, I’ve experienced all sorts of negativity directed at me. I wasn’t going to write about this sudden wave of negative energy being thrust in my direction, but since it’s funny, I figure I should share it. I believe the term used for such actions is “player-hating.” Correct me if I am wrong.
The first incident happened on Saturday when I was at the club watching that fight with a few friends of mine. My friend Tamara was in town from Los Angeles partying for her birthday, and everyone was having a really good time. So while a few of us were over near one of the bars waiting for her to finish dancing, this group of three women comes over and stands about 5 feet away from me. A dude walks past them, says something to the cute one who is directly in front of me, then grabs her ass as he walks away. She looked at him, then looked at me.
I stepped over to her and said, “You know that wasn’t me, right?
She responded, “Yes, I know” with a smile.
So then I walk up behind her and start dancing with her, and then say “Ok..this time, it is me” which got greeted by laughter and another smile.
We danced for about 3 songs, and then all of a sudden, this big 6’5″ ex-college football player looking guy with a dingy white polo shirt on came over and stood right in front of the girl I was dancing with staring into her eyes like he was either trying to hypnotize her or intimidate the Hell out of her. He then asked her to dance, while she was dancing with me. She politely declined, and looked back at me like “Help me!”
I leaned over in her ear and said “What the hell is wrong with this guy? He’s acting like I’m invisible or something! Talikng ’bout ‘can I cut in?’ Bitch this ain’t ballroom dancing. You don’t try to cut in on folks in this day and age. That shit stopped being cool after World War II.”
So she starts laughing, and we both somehow forgot that this big sasquatch of a man is still standing right there, still staring in her eyes like he’s trying to take her lunch money. He then asked “Is that your man?”
She actually was honest with him and said “No, but we’re dancing right now.”
So me, being me, I said “Ay man, she’s kind of busy right now…Come back in like, 10 minutes or something. I’ll be leaving soon.”
So she laughs again, and I see one of my people out the corner of my eye shaking his head in a gesture that said “Leon, please don’t talk shit, cause I might not be able to help you take down this Karl Malone sized dude in the dirty shirt.”
So after that song ended, I thanked the girl for dancing with me and asked her if she needed help escaping Lurch from The Addams Family’s clutches. She said that she would be fine, and she managed to get away with her girls without dancing with that overgrown Polo Ogre. He also left without causing anymore trouble. I’m just going to assume that either he was extremely drunk, or he has possibly found success trying to intimidate women into getting with him. Either way, I was a little offended that he did that mess right there in front of me like I was invisible.
Now that was bad, but the next one is worse because it came from a woman. Basically, this lady that I used to go out with a long time ago who happens to be bisexual IMed me back in December after my birthday party to wish me well and apologize for not being able to make it. That was pretty much the last time I was on Yahoo IM, because I haven’t used that computer in awhile and the newer one did not have it installed. So once I installed messenger on the newer system, I see this in my “unread messages” section, or whatever it’s called…
angry_lesbian83 (12/27/2005 1:27:07 PM): can i ask u a ? do u know S****a*?
angry_lesbian83: cuz i found a conversation ya had awhile ago, i dont know if it was w. her or one of her friends, which was disturbing, so i dont know you and ill appreciate if u dont IM her anymore, THANK YOU
angry_lesbian83: i see u scared to answer me, fuck it……….if u do dont write her no more please if u dont, disregard this message
See what I’m saying? I knew she had a crazy possessive lady-friend ex, but I guess they got back together. Unless this is a NEW crazy possessive lesbian chick. Either way, I laughed for a second, and sent this response:
hustlemanl77: I just saw these messages you left me in December…Trust me, you have NOTHING to worry about. I haven’t seen nor heard from her in a long time. So your girl is not on my radar LOL
I wanted to be like “I used to FUCK THE SHIT out your girl back in the day! Knock the BOTTOM out motherfucker! WALK THE DOG on her! I don’t have to strap my shit on, bitch!”
The reason I felt like being mean is because she thought I was scared to answer her little IMs. That is definitely not the case. I will, however, say this: Since she IS crazy, and she HAS attacked someone with a hammer before(if this is the same girl I heard about), I am throwing gentlemanly behavior to the wayside if she ever comes after me. I will beat the breaks off her as if she has a penis and chest hair. No gotdamn mercy. It’ll be a cold day in Hell before I let a lesbian beat my ass.
But you know me…I took the high road. No need to have my friend get in trouble over some shit that happened a long time ago when the angry chick wasn’t even in the picture. Besides, typing this was therapeutic enough. Laugh at her and the sasquatch in the club so I’ll feel better about all the hate in the air.
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lol, mad at the lesbian and the big dude with the bigger eye on yo dance partner…..
oh and you beating her down, classic
Hateration!
They just hatin cuz you so cute! HA! No for real!
I know one time when I was in school and head NO FEAR this gay dude was trying to act all funny with me…I guess I was messing with his man. He kicked the shit out of me in my stomach and RAN!
I was in so much pain I couldn’t chase him down, when my friends caught him, I was still in tears…then I saw his jeans were hemmed to PERFECTION!!! I had to be his friend so he could hem MY jeans…AND he knew how to make clothes.
Okay so I went off on a tangent, and I can’t even remember the point I was trying to make…OH YEAH! Don’t even under estimate the folks that suck on the same juices they produce.
Holla!
Good stuff yo!! As always.
“You Raaang?”
-Lurch
I’m certain the big dummy at the club was off the “love boat”, you know, “dippers”, PCP? Then again he could’ve been mildly retarded. Either way, that story is funny as hell.
Oh, and be careful Hustleman. I used to date a really big dom girl back in college. Some of these broads are ruthless. This one girl was as strong as a man. I watched her bench press 300+ lbs. She was like a line backer. ONe time we went to a strip club and she really put a “hurtin” on this one dude who was trying to holla at me. I’ve seen it with my own eyes, I swear to you. It’s a pretty pathetic sight.
LOL!
Day-um Leon! You getting the hate from BOTH genders? You really get around man, and like to live dangerously. But you did the right thing in both cases…a drunk Sasquatch and an angry lesbian are two people you don’t want to mess with, not because of what you would expect to happen, but for what you DON’T expect, that unpredicability factor. Especially with that lesbian, who sounds like she’s got a bad case of penis envy. I bet she had a whole bag a tricks ready for your @$$ if you chose to mess with her.
I KNEW there was a reason we weren’t able to link up!!!
I can’t take down LURCH!!!! I’ma shawtie!!! hahahaa
I mean, I’d have ya back, and not waaaaaaaaaaay back, but damn….
u start shit without meaning to start shit!
and you forgot my birthday, asshole!
oh, was that mean?
*wink*
Ha
Shake dem hatas off Leon.
Btw, I saw your…uh…contribution to the RPMB…(in my best Joey Tribiani voice)”how u doin?”
The haters are multiplying so suit up there is gonna be a lot of shit to kick to get around them. You did the right thing by not pouncing on that angry lesbian, I hear they can be pretty tough. Not to say that you couldn’t handle yours but you don’t really want to go down in history with “lesbian brake beater” on your record of things accomplished!!
rotflmao.. not the lesbian mad im’s doe!!!
@ Caramel, I changed the names of the ladies mentioned in the IM part.
LOL @ Mikki, yeah, that might actually be my moment of shame
@ blkchynadahl, How YOU doin? lol
@ Honest, glad you enjoyed yourself
Sorry about forgetting your birthday @ Miss A. Happy Belated.
@ Original Sindee, good point.
LOL @ Sara…He might have been off the love boat that night…People do some CRAZY shit when high off that stuff.
@ J-Bigg, Thanks bro
LMAO @ msr. tj. Thanks for the compliment, too.
LOL @ No1special
damn, about to get rocked by Sasquatch and “Missy Elliot-lite”. Did you slap a baby or do something mean to someone recently? Cuz the negative vibes are strong!
I’m glad I was on the dance floor shakin my laffy taffy when all that mess was taking place. I guess that was Ev shaking his head at you, huh? LMAO.
on another note: that is absolutely.fucking.ridiculous!!!!!!(what you called me last night about) All I could say was DAAAAAYUMMMM! LMAO
Miss a and Mikki queen of-whatever the fuck …can his balls swing freely? I mean, with you two hanging from them and all? Get off the man’s nut sack DAAAYUUUM!
@Tamara this pathetic little tid bit wreaks of “nan nanny booism”: that is absolutely.fucking.ridiculous!!!!!!(what you called me last night about…)
Okay, so he calls you on the phone…Now what? Why didn’t you just call him back to tell him how “ridiculous” the phone call was last night. Better yet, why didnt you just tell him that cheesy shit while you were on the phone with him. Why do you choose to go down memory fucking lane on his blog. We don’t wanna hear that shit!
Oh, and funny post Hustleman! Love ya!
@ VP, I’m really going to have to re-evaluate my life…lol
@ Tam, it was Ev and Kenny’s friend behind me. They were like “That’s a BIG dude” lol. Also, I had to laugh with you about that shit LOL
imaprettycrzyazzbroad, why you going after folks? LOL
Also, I’ve known Tamara for years, and since she’s the person I was hanging out with for her birthday in the entry above, one would assume that we have probably talked on the phone before. I don’t think she cares about showing off for the rest of the bloggers reading this page…lol
“Walking the Dog on her” LOL….haven’t been by in a while..figured I’d catch up…
@imaprettycrzyazzbroad
BITCH PLEASE!!!
You’re bullshittin’ right?! I can post whatever I want in here, unless LEON tells me otherwise. Frankly, you don’t need to read HIS comments. Read the blog and then GET THE FUCK OUT!!!:-)
Dang Hustleman it’s like that on your blog huh?!?!
Leon, must you cause drama wherever you go/with whatever you do? Shit, you’ve got drama poppin’ off on your blog now! Get it together! *lmao*
As for beatin’ the brakes off a lesbo manbitch, I support that movement!!!
LOL @ Honest and Miss Rei, I must have a black cloud floating over me, raining negativity wherever I go…lol
I apologize, Leon!!
You know I’m not a negative person. I’ll ignore haters from now on!
LEON, YOUR HUMOR IS DEAR TO ME; I READ YOUR BLOG A FEW TIMES A WEEK, BUT I’M TIRED OF THE GROUPIE-ESQUE COMMENTS! SHIT! DAMN, CAN THESE MTHFCKERS BE CONTRARY JUST FOR READERSHIP SAKE?
TELL HER THE TRUTH LEON: “IT DON’T MATTER JUST DON’T BITE IT!”
@TAMARA-YOU BALD HEADED ANA/MIA LOOKING BITCH. YEAH, YOU CAN POST WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, BUT WHY POST THE SHIT WHEN YOU HAVE HIS NUMBER YOU SIMPLE CUNT.
FROM THE SIZE OF YOUR ANT LIKE DOME I DON’T THINK THERE’S MUCH IN THE WAY OF CEREBRL “GOOD STUFF” (INTELLIGENCE, WIT, ORIGNINALITY) IF YOU WILL, BUT COULD YOU JUST FAKE IT. YOU CAN ALWAYS PRETEND, LIKE WHEN YOU DRAW YOUR “BROWS ON” IN THE MORNING.
“UNLESS LEON TELLS ME OTHERWISE”, LOL…OH, OKAY. I GUESS THAT’S IT THEN. LEON, TELL THIS ULGY BITCH “OTHERWISE”! PLEASE! OH TAMARA HAPPY BELATED B-DAY, HIT ME UP AND I’LL TAKE YOU TO THE STRIP CLUB. YOU’D LOOK SO MUCH SEXIER WITH SOME PUSSY ON YOUR FACE.
YOU’RE NOT A “NEGATIVE PERSON?” YOU FUCKING AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL WENCH. LOL! ONCE AGAIN, WHY ARE YOU ON HIS NUT SACK? STOP APOLOGIZING. “BITCH PLEASE”…LMAO! FLASHBACK TO 1993; JUST LIKE THAT PAGE BOY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT SHIT IS ATOP YOUR SKELETAL LIKE HEAD. LMAO!
OKAY, HUSTLEMAN, I KNOW THAT’S YOUR FRIEND BUT, IS SHE ANA OR MIA? SHE LOOKS ANA…
SEE YA LEON! HOLLA TAMARA, LET ME “GET THAT”?
ALL JOKES ASIDE, TAMARA, I’M JUST FUCKING WITHCHA, ‘CAUSE I WANNA “FUCK WITHCA”…IS THAT COOL? LMAO!
Find a happy place…find a happy place…LOL
oooo mann,can u feel the love in this blog or what?
ITs hard out there for a PPPPPEEEEEYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! I feel for ya Leon..u just can’t go out and have a good time with your pretty ass……..DOn’t worry if we ever go out and there are problems I GOT U!!!!!!!! :) Have a good weekend
I’m going to make a book about club manners. I remember once this dude is STANDING in the middle of a crowded dance floor when my man accidentaly bumps into him. Dude has the nerve to look all mad when he is just standing in the middle of 50 people dancing. Open Handed Slap time.
Very entertaining post! I enjoyed this one a lot.
*thud* < - thats me falling on the floor.
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE TODAY?!!?!?!?!
wassup Leon? ;)
Damn dude, you’re basically battling a guy on PCP and a Lesbian? Where the hell does Satan fit into all of this? I’m glad both worked out especially the club situation. Growing up in DC, I don’t know how many times I’ve seen some poor dude take a beating over absolutely NOTHING. Remember, the next time you step out bring holy water, burbon, a sense of humor, a silver cross, and garlic…it’s the only way to battle HATERS, NUTS, and VAMPIRES
damn. it sounds like you had a bad patch of crappy karma. glad you took the high road although it would have been understandable if you hadn’t.
lurch guy sounds like he’s used to intimidating women into dancing with/and dating him. he must have a small penis.
lol…
i love big dudes.
don’t be hating on his semi-white polo Leon!
u know that ain’t right. hehehe
*no comment on ur groupie drama..lol
I think the following comment is appropriate both in light of tonight’s oscars AND the goings ons in the thread following your post:
“it’s hard out here for a pimp”
LOL…that is all…
LMAO @ post and comments – too much. you may need to have a karma cleansing . . . cause the negativity if fierce.
Damn, are hammers the new weapon of choice for bi women, I swear to beans this chick I know got hit in the head with a hammer- and she still mess with that chick – so my other friend renamed her Clockable, because once someone hit ur azz with a hammer and you still roll with them – ur azz is straight Clockable!