March Madness Indeed

First and foremost, I would like to congratulate the George Mason University men’s basketball team on it’s sensational run to the Final Four. this team has proven a lot of folks wrong, myself included. I didn’t even think they were going to beat Michigan State in the first round, but they have seemingly gotten stronger as the tournament has gone on. One thing they’ve proven is that they are for real, and they can play with any team in the country. I thank them for giving me so many entertaining games to watch thus far in the NCAA tournament. I never thought I’d live to see the day that GMU, out of all the quality teams in the area, would be in the Final Four. My hat goes off to those young men.

Unfortunately, I was not suprised by the atmosphere surrounding the Verizon Center after the game. As I thought they would, GMU supporters lost their damn minds. I have never seen so many people running around in green t-shirts in 40 degree weather. The poor field reporters for the news…I actually saw one news lady get bumped off camera by overzealous George Mason fans eager to get on TV showing off their school shirts and posing with their index fingers in the air. The cool thing is, I discovered a new place to snack in that part of town thanks to the crazy crowd, and that place is Lucky Strike Lanes. Or as I now like to call it, “Hoodrat Hooters.” A lot of the waitresses looked like the type of chicks you’d see on a low-budget porn website for the most part, but they had on really short black skirts. This is definitely a selling point, because 3/4 of the wait staff had BA-DONK-A-DONKS. Yes. Tank ass. In a very good way. If you can get past their “I also strip on the weekends” sense of style, you may enjoy watching them walk away to get your food. Not that I did that…But if I HAD looked at the waitress’ ass as she walked away, I probably would have liked what I saw ;)

One more unrelated note…Since you all loved/were ashamed of the Leprechaun video I linked here Friday, I decided to go back to good ol’ YouTube.com and reward you with something different. This clip is the single most CRAP-TACULAR fight scene ever filmed. I think the one guy with less of a mullet was Steve Carell’s stunt double in “The 40 Year Old Virgin” or something. you just have to see it to believe it. A masterpiece in modern cinema. Enjoy!

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18 Responses to “March Madness Indeed”

  1. Amadeo 27. Mar, 2006 at 5:03 pm #

    I always hate the “our school won so let’s go crazy” Especially cause on near a campus that is mainly white they get away with burning and flipping cars. Meanwhile I stand in front of the club talking and cops want me to keep it moving.

  2. Hassan 27. Mar, 2006 at 5:03 pm #

    Dude,

    Lucky strike is like the Prince Georges County embassy. Every time I go there is at least two fights (the last time dude took off his shirt and waited outside for the other guy), someone smokin weed either in the bathroom or somewhere around there, and at least a handful of hoodrats usually one has her gut hangin out in some outfit her girls said made her look like Beyonce.

    They lied! They LIED!!!!

    But yeah, great place to get a drink and watch people after a movie.

  3. Anonymous 27. Mar, 2006 at 5:34 pm #

    @amadeo-LMAO!!!

  4. The After Party Hostess 27. Mar, 2006 at 5:34 pm #

    Last time I went to Lucky Strike, they had a dress code sign at the door. I remember reading, “No large white tee shirts”. I bet they will close and re-open secretly under new management by summer. They have to get rid of the ‘element’ somehow. It scares the good white folks!

  5. Tadia 28. Mar, 2006 at 1:06 am #

    Regentrification is such a slow and grueling process. When will they all relocate to PG County?

  6. Miss A 28. Mar, 2006 at 1:06 am #

    U know… I KNOW… u looked at her ass!!!

    What female you trying to steer wrong??

    hahahaha

    sounds like a bowling alley… did you claim a strike or did you hit all gutters?

  7. Anonymous 28. Mar, 2006 at 1:06 am #

    man,
    i know cats whose girls won’t let them go to lucky strikes anymore, that place is the new trap. you go there thinking you’re going bowling, and you leave with two kids wondering what happened.

    esmoore

  8. Honest 28. Mar, 2006 at 1:06 am #

    When did the MCI center become the Verizon Center.

    Lost in D.C

  9. Hustleman 28. Mar, 2006 at 1:15 am #

    LOL @ Amadeo…Very true

    @ Hassan, that’s funny…The P.G. County Embassy lol

    @ The After Party Hostess, the sign is still there

    @ Tadia, I’m gonna leave that one alone, because I have mixed feelings on a lot of the stuff going on in this city right now.

    @ Miss A, that’s all I did was look at ass, I mean, basketball. Ok. An ass that looked like two basketballs stuffed in a cheerleader skirt. There. You happy?

    LMAO @ ESMoore. I can definitely see that happening. Literally. Like, leave that place and get arrested for back child support payments on some kid who hasn’t even been born yet. Just crazy shit…lol

    @ Honest, they changed the name last month, I believe. Either then, or the beginning of this month.

  10. HomeImprovementNinja 28. Mar, 2006 at 10:54 am #

    Hey that video is awesome! What’s the name of that movie?

    I am pretty sure the chick in it is Cynthia Rothrock, who studied with my kung fu teacher (Shum Leung). So I kicked that guy’s ass by association.

  11. Honey-Libra 28. Mar, 2006 at 4:04 pm #

    I’m am Alumni of Mason and yes they surprised me too….I’m very happy that they have made it this far, now people can stop asking where is GMU again…as far as that ghetto leprechaun…shame, shame, shame LOL

  12. Sincere 28. Mar, 2006 at 4:04 pm #

    Wow so that’s how you get your ass kicked by a women with one arm and before then there was no bleeding by neither one of them. That had to be the gayest fight scene ever. Hot damn…

  13. Rainmayun 28. Mar, 2006 at 4:04 pm #

    um, why you ashamed of lookin at a girl’s ass? That aint the Leon I know.

  14. YouToldHarpoTaBeatMe 29. Mar, 2006 at 10:22 am #

    Woooooow. That really was a gay azz fight scene.

  15. Tenacious 29. Mar, 2006 at 10:22 am #

    Those GM students were crazy…couldn’t even get into Drinks…had to drag myself to Avenue to get my party on….

  16. Raven 29. Mar, 2006 at 10:22 am #

    I’m so hurt and disappointed. I thought you were above ogling a girl. I thought it was beneath you to say something like “Hoodrat Hooters” or “BA-DONK-A-DONKS.” Cmon man, women are much more than that. I’m sorry this is painfully disappointing. I feel like I am on Snoop Dogg’s blog. Oh well. *sadly shrugs shoulders*

  17. prodigalsun 29. Mar, 2006 at 10:22 am #

    That old school saturday afternoon kung fu fight dramaticism is only cool in chinese… with voice-overs and mismatched lip movements.

    And ummm… is it me… or did that ‘girl’ in that fight looked like a man in drag?

    I bet everyone in that clip has a pair of the rainbow nike’s. (hee hee)

  18. Hustleman 29. Mar, 2006 at 5:56 pm #

    @ HomeImprovementNinja, I’m LMAO @ “I kicked that guy’s ass by association”

    @ HoneyLibra, I know you’re enjoying this week with all the talk about your alma-mater

    LOL @ Sincere

    @ Rainmayun, I’m trying to be a better role model for the youth in 2006…lol

    LOL @ Raven…Have you forgotten what blog you’re reading? I am the man who lives by the motto “Carpe Skeetum!” or in English, “Sieze the Tang!”

    LMAO @ ProdigalSun…I’m never gonna live the Rainbow Nikes down, am I?

    You’re right @ Tenaciaous. They were crazy last weekend.

    True @ YouToldHarpoTaBeatMe

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