Vida, If You’re Listening

by on 05. Apr, 2006 in Uncategorized

Vida Guerra,

If you’re out there,

Reading this somewhere,

There’s a guy named Leon,

In the DC Metropolitan area,

That wants to let you have your way with him in bed.

Just felt like telling you that.

HustlemanL77@yahoo.com

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    12 Responses to “Vida, If You’re Listening”

    1. mrs.tj 05. Apr, 2006 at 5:05 pm #

      Now what if she answered…do you think your would truly be up for that adventure? HA! Just kidding. I bet you all kinds of dudes have hit that. Like Buffy the Body…she put out an ad and left fools suck on her and PAY HER for it. Ewwww! Left over juices. Being sucked on by the next man.
      Ok..yeah TMI.
      Holla!

      Reply
    2. Miss A 05. Apr, 2006 at 9:44 pm #

      see, it’s men like you who idolize these women with perfect bodies that makes us unperfect body having females feel inadequate!

      Fuck you and her!

      haha

      Now… back to what I was gonna say

      Can I join?

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    3. DJ Diva 05. Apr, 2006 at 9:44 pm #

      I’m sure your phone will be ringing within 24 hours….now about that bridge I have for sale…

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    4. Abstrak 06. Apr, 2006 at 9:23 am #

      Vida, there is also this woman in DC that will let you have your way with her in bed. I won’t even tell too many people about it. Leon sorry dude I had to put my two cent in this one.

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    5. Hustleman 06. Apr, 2006 at 9:30 am #

      @ Mrs TJ, I’d make that woman see what heaven looks like with her eyes closed…LOL. I don’t know what her sexual resume looks like, so I’m not going to speculate. That Buffie the Body shit is crazy if it’s true. I’m sure all kinds of losers paid for that bullshit, too…lol

      @ Miss A, as much as you come in here sweatting men not named Leon, you can’t talk. Besides, you’re still in trouble for going to the movies near my house and not asking if I wanted to go…LOL. No Vida-sharing for you.

      @ DJ Diva, my phone did ring, dammit. It wasn’t VIDA on the phone, but it rang. So there.

      @ Abstrak, find your own sexy, phenomenal-assed video model to sexually harass…LOL

      Just kidding.

      Then again, I’m no I’m not.

      LOL

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    6. Hassan 06. Apr, 2006 at 9:48 am #

      Only in America. lol

      She’s like the new millenium Betty Grable.

      Reply
    7. Tee 06. Apr, 2006 at 10:32 am #

      damn!!! why cant i stop looking??? eff it tho *drools* please allow be to slide into bama mode and say that vida is finer than frogs hair

      Reply
    8. Jia 06. Apr, 2006 at 1:25 pm #

      Leon

      When my business partner and I got into the escort business, we found out a lot of interesting things…one of which being that many female celebs moonlight as escorts. Vida being one of them.

      With that said, go here

      Go to the 2nd page, 2nd row…last pic

      Its definitely a pic of Vida with a blurry face. When I inquired with an insider at this company if that was just a stock photo or ‘bait and switch,’ she said that many girls come to them but use a different name.

      So just think about it…for 850/hour, you can have YOUR way with Miss Vida LOL

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    9. Hustleman 06. Apr, 2006 at 1:38 pm #

      @ Hassan, I’m too lazy to look up who Betty Grable is…LOL

      @ Tee, I’m with you

      @ Jia, you know I want to find out which other female celebs are doing the escort thing too…LOL. I don’t care if it IS Vida…I’m not paying $850 for some ass. You give me $850 and send me to the club out here in DC, and I’m leaving with 3 drunk, non-famous Vida look-a-likes on Firday, and 3 more on Saturday…LOL. Fuck the bullshit.

      One more thing, don’t rush me to approve my comments…I approve them when I’M ready…lol.

      Reply
    10. Aeshema the Fury 06. Apr, 2006 at 3:32 pm #

      GOOD SWEET LORD JESUS!!

      I loaded up your page in need of a little hilarity in the face of a grinding, frustrating day and damn near fell out of my chair. Im a married man with a little girl so Im not quite as up on the model/video girls and what not as most, so I had heard of Vida Guerra but never really seen her.

      Cause Damn. Damn Damn double damn. What else can you say. I gotta agree with you though. $850 an hour is way too much, no matter how fine she is. You could spread that scrilla in any number of economical ways. It’s like paying so much for a lamborghini when you could get a viper for much less, still be pimp, and have cash left over for a 24-hour poker binge in Vegas.

      Benticore
      Out

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    11. Desert Gigolo 06. Apr, 2006 at 4:56 pm #

      Hustleman that would be one hell of a hustle. That might even make Entertainment tonight!

      Reply
    12. trikjohn 08. Apr, 2010 at 3:36 pm #

      I got with this chick in Atlanta that my boss hooked me up with. She was a high priced latina escort who looked just like Vida. This was about a year ago and I don’t know if she still works with the same agency but hell,,,, check out the website http://www.LeisureLadiesVIP.com or call them 404-456-9800. They alway have hot, sexy girls.

      Reply

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