Today’s entry is dedicated to YOU, the reader.
Ok. I’m lying. It’s all about me again. I’m just doing this to show off how nice I am with this writing thing. So get ready to be a part of this collaborative effort I have in mind.
Today, I want everyone to come up with a topic or subject that I should write about on here tomorrow. I will use what you all submit and see if I can come up with an entertaining concept or remember a funny story that relates to what you all submit. I don’t care if I only get 1 topic, or 40. It can be about anything.
- You like Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal? Tell me to blog about it.
- You sold your soul to Satan for a carton of “Kool” cigarattes? Tell me to blog about it.
- You don’t give a crap about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Tell me to blog about it.
- You have the whooping cough AND typhoid fever? Tell me to blog about it. And don’t stand near me.
- You know who really killed John F. Kennedy? Tell me to…Actually, don’t tell me ANYTHING. Please refrain from confessing to felonies on here. I don’t want this blog to go from halfway famous to all-the-way infamous. Especially if they involve Presidents or Heads of State.
I take it everyone gets the point by now. I will blog about whatever you, the people, want me to blog about tomorrow. Thanks for reading.
I saw the neighborhood kids playing dodgeball with a basketball yesterday. Brought back all kinds of middle school gym class memories. Do you have any you’d like to share?
Talk about the duke lacrosse thing…
Have you ever been “molested’ on the train to work by a skanky chick…but you let her touch you because it was morning rush-hour and the train was crowded?
yea…i know….my mind is stuck on….but you like how it works *wink*
Tell me stories of light-skinned discrimination. I am the brother when all that, “Blacker the Berry the Sweeter the Juice” was going around was most heard saying, “My juice sweet too.”
my topic: the fear of going to jail and dropping the soap.
I’m trying to make it a little hard for ya!
Holla!
@ Mrs TJ, that’s a legitimate fear…lol
@ Anonymous, good topic
@ Blah Blah Blah, check my “greatest Hits” section, or just go to this url:
http://listentoleon.blogspot.com/2005/05/dry-humped-on-green-line.html
I already wrote about that, and it’s was one of my most memorable ones.
@ Amadeo, that’s a good one, too
@ Mellow, I have WAY too many memories like that. I’m thinking about those kids, though. You can f*ck someone up with a basketball…lol
i’m really curious to hear your word on what’s better: cool ranch or nacho cheese doritos. not reall, but really.
write about why even though I have a flat, white woman’s behind, my draws still manage to find their way in my crack everyday. Isn’t this supposed to be an issue for bigger booties? lol.
i second anonymous . . . what happens now with the lack of DNA and what role does the media/race in the south/perception/etc. play . . .
http://nubiantales.blogspot.com/2006/04/now-what.html
kicks
message board freaks (lol)
delivery people
pets
-uncle mikey aka moodydodds
I want you to write about the ass phenomenon that is going on right now, it seems like everyone has a phat ass now, back in the day some people had phat asses, now everybody has one. Dammit I want one too, sure my ass is nice, but I want a Buffy ass, I want a Ki-Toy ass, I want a ass so nice that when i look at it in the mirror, I go “Gotdamn, that’s a nice ass”
What about this topic? Have you ever dated someone and they had everything you were looking for in a significant other but the sex was whack. What do you do? Do you stay because there cool and have someone on the side? Or do you just dump that person, and find the total package?
Yeah I think light-skinned discrimination is a good topic. A friend of mine from school told me that his grandma used to treat the lighter skinned grandkids better than she treated the darker ones. That’s fcuked up shit right there.
Or talk about that bangkok whorehouse with the hookers smoking cigarettes out of their hoo has, those stories never get old.
yeah! i wanna know about the light skinned women thing too.
write about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. (you gotta do the research though, cause I still haven’t gotten an accurate answer after all of this time)
I have one too….maybe not JUST like your story.
http://allison1970.blogspot.com/2005/09/freaking-perverts-on-a-train.html
@ Heart Girl, that’s a good one, too. I actually do prefer one of the two.
@ The Stiltwalker, I might not be able to answer that one, but we’ll see.
@ Nubiantemptress, interesting…
@ Uncle Mikey, I see you have a lot on your mind…lol
@ Anonymous, the color complex thing is an age-old problem, but it’s still very prevalent today. Good choice.
@ Passion, not everybody has one. I’m going to need to see yours so I can tell you just how nice it is. HustlemanL77@yahoo.com
@ Kris, never really had that problem, but it’s an interesting one, too.
@ HomeImprovementNinja, what is it with you and Bangkok hookers smoking cigarettes out their hoo haas?!?! Hilarious…lol
@ Pink Cashmere, I see this topic is a popular one
@ Anonymous, I think I may have the answer to this one…lol
@ Blah Blah Blah, I can;t believe you’d never read “Dry Humped On The Green Line” before. That’s the entry that made me halfway-famous…lol
@ Bklyndiva, I am definitely not out of topics. I just wanted to see what YOU ALL want to hear me write about. Also, if I do an ode to beautiful asses, I’m going to need a photo of yours since it’s on my all time list of nice ones.
*Having a “Stans” flashback…lol*
my topic: an experience you had with meeting a fellow blogger (not me) AND how this OH.SO.Sexy female (moi) is able to attract the finest of FINE while driving a 15 passenger STATE van. hahaha
NOW… my response to your last blog’s comments! *ahem* Who said you had a choice in showing me jr. jr.? *wink* AND.. who the hell said I wanted to tate him? hahahahaha I ain’t no porn hoe! *wink*
Holla atchya girl!
If the plural of the animal ‘mouse’ is ‘mice’, then what is the plural for your ‘computer mouse’, mouses or mice?
I’d like to know how crazy women always seem to have a man… even seemingly sane, attractive, upstanding men
i’m feeling anon #3 – as a fellow dark-skinned sister i feel that elemetary school complex coming back. for a minute i was like that, then i moved down south and only light-skinned dudes from the south would holla, now i’m back here and nobody’s showing the love anymore.
well how about discussing black women who date white men. there was that movie “something new” of course, but why do people think the concept of white man/black girl is so wrong?
Ok, I got one I am sure will prove to be a great blog.
“Which is worse: Being dissed by an ugly virgin or a fine hoe?”
I mean the virgin might not be a virgin by choice, but the hoe sleeps with EVERYONE, why not you?
Your opinion on how it feels being a poor white woman in a predominately rich black neighborhood
@ Miss A, you’re going a little too far now…You’re taking shots at someone who hasn’t done anything to you at all. It’s totally unnecessary. Besides, you’re being a bit presumtuous, aren’t you? My body is a TEMPLE! You have to earn the right to worship there…lol.
See, you’ve succeeded in confusing me @ JLewis79…lol
@ Deah, I actually know the answer to this one.
@ NubianTemptress, I think I might have to listen to you and everyone else and give my theory on that.
@ VP of Dior, that’s a good one, too.
LMAO @ J-Bigg, I might have to save that one for another time…That’s almost TOO good…lol
Anocsanamon, That’s interesting. I have never ever put myself int he shoes of someone in that perspective before.
You should do a post on the celebrity that you would smack the shit out of (if you could)if you saw them on the street. I think about that type of funny shit all day, like I would want to do with Star and Al.
A few years back, a guy that I used to talk to was reading a book called “Good Pussy”. I can’t remember the author; but he’s some street genre writer. It made me think: What is good pussy? Talk about “good pussy”. What is “good pussy”? What is the criterion for having “good pussy”. How do you find “good pussy”? Have you ever ran in to any “good pussy”?
Blog about how the fashion industry is dominated by gay men and how their domination is why all the models look like 12 year old boys.
hahahaa… lol… ur funny… u betta be glad I got love for you… or I’d have to drive up there just to beat ya down *wink* and drive all the way back here in one day! SMoochEZ!
and went a lil too far where? who hasn’t done anything to me? *looking innocent*
Whitney going back to rehab and your view whether she will stay clean or not.
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/04/whitney-goes-to-rehab.html
The topic section is now CLOSED. I have a 11:00 meeting, and when I get done, I’ll find some time to respond to what folks wrote to me. Thanks for your participation.