Here we go…This entry is going to be all over the place, so bear with me as I respond to the topics readers contributed yesterday.
The Duke Lacrosse Scandal – I knew once the coach resigned that the you-know-what was going to hit the fan. He obviously knew that things were only going to get worse. Rape is one of the most horrible crimes to be a victim of. A rape victim is never ever quite the same after experiencing something so traumatic. I don’t care if you’re talking about strippers that know how to smoke cigarettes out there hoo-haa(shout out to HomeImprovementNinja), no human being deserves to be violated in that way. I’m going to wait until ALL the details are released before totally ripping those rich kids to shreds, but if it turns out that they did do it, I hope they get what is coming to them. Then again, this is America, and the wealthy have a tendency to buy their way out of the system with great lawyers.
Fear Of Getting Butt-Humped in Prison – I’ve seen enough episodes of “OZ” to know that I will NEVER go to prison. I’m too handsome. I’d have to join the Nation of Islam in the hopes that they would look out for me. Hopefully, Jesus would take me back after my sentence is up…lol. But yeah. That’s why I’m not ever going to jail. They’ll never take me alive.
The Color Complex Among Black Americans – This dates back to slavery. When Black people were enslaved, they were repeadedly told and taught that they were inferior. It was a “white is right” mentality that was meant to break their spirits and create a state of mental slavery tho go along with the physical one they already lived in. Although slavery as an institution is over, this mentality remains among a lot of African-American people. That is why some folks have a complex about skin color and love light skin and long hair. It has also led to a reverse form of discrimination among Black people, where some despise Black people with lighter, more Europeean features. Basically, the mentality has worked as a form of “divide and conquer” among Black people in America and around the world. It’s a shame people cannot see that there is beauty in all people, regardless of race and skin color. Then again, a lot of people are weak-minded. If you tell them something is better enough times, they’ll believe you because to them, it’s easier than thinking for yourself and forming your own opinion. Ah well. More beautiful women for me :)
Doritos – I prefer nacho cheese over cool ranch, only because they make your breath stink less.
Kicks – Here comes product placement. I bought this book entitled “Sneakers: The Complete Collector’s Guide” by Unortodox Styles of www.crookedtongues.com, which is a great read. Whether you’re big time into sneaker culture, or just into the creative apect of it like myself, I recommend this book.
Message Board People – I will not bad mouth people that I have chatted with or met from messageboards today, for the sole fact that I still receive free music from a lot of these folks and do not want to fuck up my shit.
Could I date someone that I’m totally into, even if the sex is bad – I could date that woman for awhile, but she’d have to get her act together sooner or later. I’d give her a chance to try to do some of the things that I like. If she can’t get it together, that means she is not really trying that hard. A wise man once said, “Sex is like pizza…Even if it’s not good, it’s still pizza.” So with that said, if she still can;t get her act together after I try the patient thing, they she has to go.
“How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop”? – 412, depending on how big your tongue is, and whether you’re just licking, or licking and sucking. Why do I no longer think that the person who asked me this was talking about candy?
“If the plural of the animal ‘mouse’ is ‘mice’, then what is the plural for your ‘computer mouse’, mouses or mice?” – I think the plural version of referring to a computer mouse is “meices.” If not, than it should be. Anyone else remember that old Hanna-Barbera cartoon where the cat used to always say “I hate mieces to peices!”
“How do crazy women always seem to have significant others?” – This is because crazy people are generally good in bed. Why else would sane people stick around and deal with the foolishness? This is why there are so many dysfuntional families in America. I bet you know someone that will complain about her man all day long, but when you bring up the topic of sex, she’ll tell you he is knocking the bottom out from under her in bed.
“Why do people think the concept of white man/black girl is so wrong”? – Once again, it goes back to the slave mentality for some men. Master could always have his way with a slave whenever he wanted, but the slave was not even allowed to look at a white woman or he risked physical punishment or death. So you can chalk that mentality up as one reason that some people have problems with it. Other folks are just haters, so the’ll use an interracial relationship as a reason to talk trash and pee in someone else’s bowl of corn flakes. In my opinion, that one is on the individual. To each his or her own. Whatever makes you happy.
“Which is worse: Being dissed by an ugly virgin or a fine hoe?” – The fine hoe. She sleeps with EVERYBODY, so why not me?! What’s wrong with me? Why can’t I get my soul pole wet too? The ugly virgin?! Who cares whether or not she likes me. That’s probably why she’s still a virgin. She has bad taste. Oh yeah…that and she’s ugly.
“Your opinion on how it feels being a poor white woman in a predominately rich black neighborhood” – It sucks to be poor regardless. I have no idea what it’s like to be a white woman, but I know as a black man, when dough gets low, life is a bitch.
“The celebrity that you would smack the shit out of (if you could)if you saw them on the street” – All of the members of D4L for making that Laffy Taffy song and having grown adults in the club snapping their fingers like the “Men on Film” critics from In Living Color.
“Blog about how the fashion industry is dominated by gay men and how their domination is why all the models look like 12 year old boys” – I only really notice the female models, so I’m not too sure if I can help y’all out with this one. Only thing I have noticed is no male models everr have chest hair. No taco meat in sight. Makes me feel kind of…inadequate, since I have hair(but not a lot) on my chest. Ah well…I’m going to bring it back. Start wearing open shirts and gold chains so people have to look at my chest. I’m the only man on earth cool enough to do it. Leon, a.k.a. King Beef.
“Whitney going back to rehab and your view whether she will stay clean or not” – I sincerely hope that she is able to kick her habit, but she’s probably going to have to separate herself from the folks in her circle that are not trying to get out of that lifestyle for it to work. If she hangs around the same people doing the same old things, she’ll relapse into drug use.
The ass phenomenon – The only ass phenomenon I see going on these days is that there are more white girls with big asses. I don’t know what that’s about, but I am NOT complaining. Black women no longer have a monopoly on nice asses, but they are still the standard by which all other asses around the world are judged. I don’t ever see that changing.
Childhood memories similar to playing dodgeball with a basketball – Me and my friends used to have “Royal Rumble” wrestling matches in the back of my grandfather’s Ford pickup truck. It object was to be the last one left in the “ring” and throw everyone else out. So if you can imagine a bunch or 8 and 9 year olds wrestling each other and throwing each other off the back of a truck onto an asphault driveway, then you get the picture. We were some savages back then.
The only one I didn’t get to was Sarah’s topic, which deserves a blog entry all it’s own. As for the rest, I hope you all are satisfied with my responses to your topics. If not, go drink some gin & battery acid while juggling chainsaws or something.
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lol, I hadn’t thought about the plumbing aspect of it… Good shit. Gracias.
Funny Stuff!
Throwing each other off of a truck bed? No broken bones?
How about hide and go seek with a B.B gun! HA! And the safe spot was a slab of concrete in the middle of these prickly bushes so you would have to run, jump, land, or tuck and roll! HA! Childhood…I would NEVER go back!
Holla!
Boy, you’re good. How do you juggle the demands of a full time job and a blog? Moreover, how did you find time to fulfill your work duties, attend a meeting and then respond to all of those topic suggestions? You definitely do not suffer from Adult ADD.You have the persistence and ingenuity of a really good writer.
I hope you can get to my topic sometime soon. I don’t usually have time to read your blog daily (wish I could), because I’m so busy at work. But I’ll stop through periodically to see if you’ve made an entry on my topic suggestion.
I’ve always wanted to know, so I thought this was an opportune time to ask and what better person to ask than HUSTLEMAN! I trust that your response will be honest, insightful, expressive, and full of levity. I can’t wait.
Good luck and I look forward to reading the entry!
I was always the kid that used to beat on other kids but run home crying like a bitch when they tried doing it to ME!
I’m glad you made it thru childhood in one peice cause yall were playing some serious games throwing each other off trucks!
No more Mr. CLean…it’s now King Nacho….
Didn’t you shave or wax some hair off somewhere…ain’t that why I’ve been calling you Cool Breeze??? lol
I need to know if ya’ll used to make cardboard Championship Belts…We had them joints when we used to wrestle on our porches…you had fake ropes but you couldn’t throw anyone off cause of the concrete steps and the 6 foot drop to the dirt.
Hold up…..Stop the press!!! I noticed you left ONE particular question unanswered!!! Don’t be skurred!!!
Can’t wait for you to answer Sarah’s question…for some reason dudes can never really explain this. I usually just hear the basics…wet, warm, tight, etc. LOL
Thanks for touching base on my topic, but I don’t you gave the full reasoning to the w m/blk f issue. black women have always maintained a certain level of loyalty to black men and black love. i’d love for you to expound on that idea . . .
i don’t think white women have asses these days. if a white woman has some sort of ass, it’s because she’s fat, in which case her ass is wide, flat, flabby, and subsequently unattractive.
just because some guy saw one random white chick with a tinsy bit of shape does not mean that white women are on some kind of come up.
certain cuts of jeans, poses in pictures, and actual ass implants give the illusion of a big ass, but those are just that, illusions.
black women will always hold the big booty title. don’t throw rocks at the throne.
booooooooooooooooooo
anonymous:
don’t hate cuz white women got booty now a days! Yeah, we got booty, but it will never amount up to the size of phatties that black women have had for centuries! HAHA And it’s not cuz we’re fat either! haahahahahaha I know one white chick that could out do Serena’s ass! Seriously… and she is NOT fat what so ever! She’s not using an ass enhancer and she didn’t have surgery. She was born with it. Her mama got ass too! Don’t be intimidated cuz white chicks can now dance AND got booty… it’s called Evolution! hhahahaaha Nah, seriously… what I don’t understand is why I’m seeing more black females with NO ass. I saw several yesterday and I was like… damn… I ain’t neva seen a black female that needed syrup to go with her pancake ass! WTF?
I’m with anonymous on the ofays with ass thing. It’s not happening. Jessica Alba does not count.
LMAO.. you pulled it off once again :)
Ofays kill me.
Our skin was too brown. Now they’re dying of melanoma to be dark.
Our big asses, big lips, wide noses were ugly and distorted. Well, now the de-melanated bastards are going under the knife and tripple anesthesia to look like us.
Classic case of: HATE ME CAUSE YOU AINT ME.
And No, it’s not called evolution. It’s called: SLAVERY or “master was down in the slave house again”. Modern day example: Duke Lacrosse white rapists types. Thank them for your ass. Evolution? Put the science book down and pick up a history book.
Who cares about a white floozy with an ass? For every white chick with an ass there’s 45,000 hispanic women with ass and 100,000 black women with more ass! LMAO!!!! GETHEFUCKOUTTAHERE WITH THAT SHIT.
So a few of you stank cunts got an ass. Now what? You’re still pale. Your hair is still flank and weak. Your skin is still clammy. Your nose is still beak like. Your eyes are still beedy and bird like. Your shapes are still fucked up as ever. What the fuck do you REALLY have going for you?
In the words of my man Goldie from the Mack: “You need to come on in”.
You ofays all standing around wanting niggas to check for you off of the strength of having an ass? Who in the hell in their right mind would want a big white ass? GROSS. Somethings are better in smaller, ahem, flatter packages. YUCK! Cottage Cheese! That shit is nasty.
You want a black ass, huh? Where the fuck are ya’ll when the police are giving out all of the “black ass whippings”. You don’t want know parts of being black when times are rough, you fair-weather rat bastards.
Miss A – fall back and play your fucking position. You broads are useless. In general, you all are a step up from a crack ho, though equally disgusting; but unlike crack ho’s niggas don’t have to pay and you tend to have good credit.
De nada @ Deah
@ Mrs TJ, no broken bones, but I have scars from that era that you can still see today.
@ Sarah, I use this thing to cure boredom and monotony. I may need to seriously look into a job where I get to write stuff liek this for a living pretty soon. It’s clear that I like this better than what I went to school for.
@ Diva527, I’m glad I did, too
LOL @ Blah Blah Blah
@ Amadeo, I can’t believe we never thoght of making a fake championship belt…lol
@ Tamara, I will expound on that topic at a later date. Or you could just let me go a few rounds with you and I can just tell you how good your stuff is firsthand :)
@ Nubian, I might come back to that subject some other time. I’m too lazy to do it now LOL
@ Anonymous and Troy T, I’m with you on the ass thing. I told you that Black women are still the standard by which asses are judged, and always will be. I just said that there’s more white women with ass now than there used to be. They are nowhere near catching up with black women, or even Latinas for that matter. I believe Sir Mix-A-Lot said it best: “Gimme a sista I can’t resist her, red beans & rice didn’t miss her” LOL
@ Miss A, I think you got a little ahead of yourself in talking up the virtues of white ass on a whole…lol. Troy T ain’t have to be nearly as mean as he was, but seriously, I was going to tell you to slow down with that shit too…lol
Oh yeah @ BklynDiva, did you have any doubts? Now, on to more pressing matters…You feel like going to Stan’s? LOL
I’ll be in your neck of the woods next weekend……..wait……where you at CB?
I’m on a mission…check me out YO!..lol
i have to agree with troy t. white chicks always gotta get what we got NATURALLY. i’m a black girl with a PHAT AZZ. and, no miss a, i’m NOT hating, girlie, just being for real.
@ Blah Blah Blah, I’m in Silver Spring, right outside DC. Send me an e-mail at HustlemanL77@yahoo.com & let me know if and when you’re going to be in the area.
Miss A, I think you got a little ahead of yourself in talking up the virtues of white ass on a whole…lol.
-hustlman
LMMFAO! Yeah, she did get “a little ahead of herself”…LMAO!!!
Troy T. must be an black panther!
“Troy T. must be a black panther”
LMAO.
but seriously…
Miss A. you cool? are you okay?
I was gonna say sum sh*t in disagreement with your ‘white women with ass phenomenon’ misguidedness but then i read troy t’s written assault against you and i’m slightly concerned that maybe you might not be “gracing” us with anymore of your insight for a while or you might decide to not return at all…i dunno.
could you maybe drop a line or possibly a word confirming that you are indeed okay and troy t. has not caused an onset of sudden and severe confidence/image issues coupled with maybe a plunge in your feelings of self-worth.
i’m not even joking, i do wanna know.
LOL.
BTW leon you did good -as always. i too anticipate the good p*ssy blog.
I tell ya this… all readers… You don’t know me. Period. Let’s keep it that way.
And I got a big fat FUUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUUU going out to all the fuckers who ain’t got shit to spit but hate!
Don’t talk the shit until u can handle the shit.
Troy: You sound like some white bitch ain’t give you the time of day AND/OR u’ll be answering to God when you’re time comes. And people wanna scream about WHY racism never ends… hmmm… let’s refer BACK to Troy’s comment. *ahem* and I guess we could also comment on WHY men of color choose to degrade females by calling them bitches (although I didn’t read that word in his comment) and hoes… Hmmmm *scratching temple*
And, Leon… I know damn well ur ass ain’t faking up in this bitch! Holla
forgot to add this in:
I’m sick of hearing about how white people wanna BE black… sheeit… I ain’t the one. I might have a pancake ass, so what? I might have thin lips… so what? I might have a narrow nose? AND??? who the fuck cares? I love me! And so does everyone else I know!!!
So, again….
Here’s my fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu for all u ignant ass fools who think that cuz someone makes a comment related to an African-American trademark wants to be you…
lmfao
and, yes, Leon, there’s some heat up in this bitch now
thank you for that troy. you said what i wanted to say, but couldn’t adequately verbalize, so i took the subject on at face value.
your intellect makes me feel fuzzy inside, pa.
LMAO @ getting your soul pole wet!!
TO All AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMEN ON THIS BLOG – FORGIVE ME FOR MY LANGUAGE. IT IS NOT DIRECTED TOWARD YOU.
@Anonymous – I got your back Ma.
Miss A-
I’m not suprised in the least at your response. It’s so typical. I bet you wanted to call me a nigger, didnt you? CRACK ASS CRACKA!!!
I’m sure someone could call you any time of the day or night and you’d have that weak and very pathetic little sermon ready and waiting. PREDICTIBLE.
Oh, and WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT WHAT A WHITE BITCH IS TIRED OF HEARING? Let me type out a list of shit that minorities of tired of:
1)institutionalized racism
2)media bias (with the proclivity to portray all things non white as either inherently evil or “exotic”
3)police harassment
4)complaining white people (ALL OF THEM)
5)being disproportionately ill effected by everything negative from chronic illness and disease to the rate of marriage
And the list goes on and on, but I won’t use Hustleman’s blog as my sounding board (sorry man, nice blog).
“And I got a big fat FUUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUUU”.
-Miss A
You know what else you got? A big fat flat ass. A big fat stomach. A big fat waist line. And a big fat paleolitic head with stringy oily hair on top! LMAO!
Another inane quote from Miss A:
“for all u ignant ass fools who think that cuz someone makes a comment related to an African-American trademark wants to be you…”
-Miss A
African American trademarks? You white, racist, inbred, cornfed, cheetoh eatin, miller lite pony drinking, “bare foot outside in the front yard with a baby on your hip” having, recessive, depressive BITCH. Don’t you ever…(positioned to back hand your ass)
Insult a wigger and she’ll call you a nigger. Picture that?
“I love me.”
-Miss A
In the words of Slick Rick bitch “Stop Lying”.
Doubt it. You’re fat. You don’t love yourself. Eat a box of BON BONs and then vomit. Stop trying to steal Monique’s mantra. You pale faced culture thief. Fat white bitches hate themselves. Corpulent African American queens “love themselves” i.e., the beautiful plump and pleasing cocoa skinned MONIQUE.
Just like Malcolm X said, “it’s fixed in them as there bone structure”, they will never see you in the same way they see themselves. You made that poignantly clear hear Miss Aryan Nation.
By the way, where in the hell did you learn to speak English? Did your cracka ass drop out of highschool and watch black exploitation films all day? Or are you just trying to impress us by “keepin it real” ignorant.
Infamous Miss A quotes:
“up in this bitch”
“u ignant ass fools”
“sheeit”
You are an imbecile of the worst kind…lmao
CAN’T FORGET ABOUT THIS STATEMENT OF PROFUNDITY!
“WHY men of color choose to degrade females by calling them bitches…”
-Miss Aryan Nation
You mildy retarded cunt. Did you not say this: “You sound like some white bitch ain’t give you the time of day…” (Miss A)
I don’t degrade women. Female is an adjective bitch, not a noun. I would never degrade a woman of color, particularly a black woman, I don’t care what she says or does. You know why? Because whatever she does or say will never be as bad as your sheer existence. Don’t put women of color in a class with YOU. You will never be on their level; they are superior to you.
Furthermore, I WOULD NEVER ENTERTAIN THE THOUGHT OF TALKING TO A WHITE. If I ever wanted a little less melanin, I’d just get a light skinned sister with a FAT ass!
Black men have all we need in the beautiful spectrum of black women.B lack men who fuck whites are similar to necrophiliacs. Nercrophiliacs have sex with the dead for purposes of control. They are too insecure and depraved to have sex with a “real” woman so they get a corpse and do all sorts of ungodly things with them (none of which they’d partake in with a living woman). YOU MISS A – ARE LIKE A CORPSE. REMEMBER THAT WHEN THE NEXT BLACK MAN IS RIDING THAT STANK SNATCH OF YOURS. He’s just fucking you because you let him do “ungodly” things that a “real” woman would never allow.
Take your downtrodden ass on back to your grandma’s trailer park and finish cooking up your crystal meth.
@ Troy T, I had to think to myself for a minute before publishing this comment you made on here. While I’m glad you’re pro-black and all that good stuff, I believe that you went from trying to get a message across to flat-out spewing hatred and personally attacking Miss A. There are better ways to make your point than name-calling and stereotyping. I’m pretty sure that you are well-aware of this, which is why I am also pretty sure that you’re only saying all these things to be hurtful. In all fairness, I published it…but please try to get your point across like an adult next time instead of calling people out of their name. Thanks.
@ Tigerkiss, thanks for your comment ;)
LMAO@Hustleman – I hear a violin playing and as I read your last post…(somber music)
Yeah, I’m sure you had to think for a moment before publishing that last entry. Pretty caustic stuff; but I felt she deserved every morsel of it. And I still feel that way, but out of respect to your blog, the next time she jumps out of pocket I will concede a little (in the usage of words like bitch, pale face, fat ass and the like). As a matter of fact, I have no more to say to Miss A.
I resent her innuendos; that went pretty much unchallenged. You admitted yourself that she “got ahead of herself”. So, I know that you know, what is really up.
Pro black? Why not? I’m black.
Yes, there are better ways to make a point but why use “better ways” when dealing with the an individual like Miss A?
At anyrate, I’m looking forward to the the “good pussy” post. I can’t wait to comment on that one!
Peace
LMAO @ the sad violin music. Nothing wrong with being pro-black at all. It’s that spirit that’s kept us going as a people through all the bullshit America has put us through. I do appreciate you seeing my point of view on the matter, and I’m glad that you like the site enough to come back and visit. Expect that entry on good pussy sometime next week.
Troy T aka Ricland(???)
I’m about to make these quotes FAMOUS:
“mildly retarded cunt”,
“Stank snatch”,”finish cooking your crystal meth” LMMFAO
I like these because they can apply to ALL RACES!!! Well except crystal meth….we don’t really mess with that!!
Troy T- miss a may be a little extreme, but you really just sound like a bitter racist. I enjoy reading this blog and comments like yours make it a lot less enjoyable…
LMBAO@: “The celebrity that you would smack the shit out of (if you could)if you saw them on the street” – All of the members of D4L for making that Laffy Taffy song and having grown adults in the club snapping their fingers like the “Men on Film” critics from In Living Color.
LMBAO@:”The celebrity that you would smack the shit out of (if you could)if you saw them on the street” – All of the members of D4L for making that Laffy Taffy song and having grown adults in the club snapping their fingers like the “Men on Film” critics from In Living Color.
HEy Leon , you wanted to get the best posts by you.. well i will go back to the very first post i had read from your page. Actualy, i have two, i don’t rememer the topic names, but i am sure you will remember them since you wrote them! PLay, one: there was a fight on HBO (i of course am drawing a blank on the guys names) It was a title fight and the guys face blew up ! It was that lil mexican!! W/ the shaved head and the lil bit of hair on his bangs….anyways his face ended up blowing up with this huge bumb. And you wrote some shit that was off tha chain about it! hahah I almost died laughing ! Then under that was some old posting on Michael Jackson you had made. It was funny cause you started to support him at first and then you f**ked him up in the end about all the lil kids. Well, there you go my two top posts. hope it helped! Elle