Early Morning 06/06/06 Reflections
Posted by ListenToLeon on
June 6, 2006
Ok. It’s a few hours into 06/06/06, and Damian has not fucked me up yet.
To everybody who thought the world was going to end…Joke’s on you. Your ass still has to get up and go to work in the morning. I guess you can go see “The Omen” this evening as consolation for not having to witness anything from the book of Revelations live and in person.
Speaking of “The Omen” movie, what the Hell is up with Damian’s haircut?
What? Satan can’t find a good barbershop? I don’t know about you, but an 8 year old with a Moe from The 3 Stooges haircut does not really scare me. “Mark of the Beast” be damned. The only thing scary about these movies is the music, with all the chants and shit like that. I wish a little boy with a bowl haircut would try to come after me. I’d take my belt off and beat the brakes off his punk ass. Whip the Lucifer, 666 Devil-Child shit outta him.
I’m done now…Happy End-Of-The-World Day!
Leon
21 Responses to “Early Morning 06/06/06 Reflections”
Was the world supposed to end today?? I didn’t get my evite to Heaven or Hell.
By Hostess on Jun 6, 2006
i’ve been visiting this page for a while now, and the ish you write is ridiculous…absolutely ridiculous! please keep it coming!
By Anonymous on Jun 6, 2006
Glad that you haven’t experienced any bad things yet!
I almost didn’t make it to work…
Came close to being in 3 wrecks on the way to work… Was just glad to get there safely.
My boss almost got electrocuted by the copier…
I’m wondering what else this day will have in store…
I hope that your experience with Karma has ended…
You were going thru some shit!
By Miss A on Jun 6, 2006
the music is what effs with you… I will be seeing the Omen though because I have a penchant for horror flicks… I was ALMOST late to work today but other than that, my day has been cool too so far…
By jirzygurl on Jun 6, 2006
Ha, ha, 6-6-6 baby! But for real, this new actor looks as scary as the first demon spawn. I can’t WAIT to see this movie!!!
By double L on Jun 6, 2006
*cues creepy music*
EEE AHH Damien, EEE AHH Damien, 666 Devil Child, Damieeeeeeeeeeeeen
By Nikki on Jun 6, 2006
LMAO! The picture you posted reminds me of my colleague’s son. The same colleague who came into my office yesterday and reminded me about this whole “Omen” thingy.
By Honest on Jun 6, 2006
Like I said in myspace, greatest post ever posted lol.
By Janea on Jun 6, 2006
*lol* Fuck what you talkin bout that haircut is scary….
By Nika Laqui on Jun 6, 2006
@ Honest, tell your colleague to get his or her son a real haircut and stop trying to save money by doing it him/herself.
@ Janea, thanks beautiful :)
@ Bklyn, Glad this made you smile
@ Nsane Lee Sane, good point
@ Jirzygirl, good to hear. You should come down to DC and sleep with me anyway, just in case the world really is going to end :)
@ Double L, this is the one exception to those “scary kid” movies in my opinion. Mainly because it’s the Son of the Devil. I want to see it too.
Don’t do that @ Nikki! That chant still scares me…a little :)
@ Hostess, you’re not cool enough for the original evite ;) I’ll forward it to you later. But for real…I wish I had thought of sending out Apocalypse Evites today…That would have been hilarious!
Thank you @ Anonymous. I will try.
@ Miss A, Karma is still waging a War on Terror against me, but I’m learning how to deal with it in the meantime.
By Hustleman on Jun 6, 2006
That little bastard is scary looking… imagine his little ass standing next to your bed when you woke up in the middle of the night…you’d instinctually get to kicking his ass…he looks troubleseome.
By Jenny on Jun 6, 2006
I don’t know kids with messed up haircuts get into a lot of fights at school, he might be tough.
By Amadeo on Jun 6, 2006
O.K., but how do you sign your kid up to be Damien? Silly mom “Honey look, Billy looks like Damien in those Omen movies…don’t you’d think he’d make a good Satons’ Son…Let’s go put him in the audition”. This kid is now screwed for life! No dates for devil boy so he grows up to be Jeffery D. eating the neighbors.
I think this is child abuse!
By Isha on Jun 6, 2006
Can’t wait to see if the remake holds up to the original. I’m with Isha/Nyamavu…who the heck signs their kids up for these parts? The horror flicks that are obviously fiction are one thing (Freddy, the Grudge, etc.) but who says “Let’s put our firstborn in the Satan movie…He’s a natural!” I know his psych bills are going to be ridiculous.
By B'Write on Jun 6, 2006
When you gon let me hit?
Its 6/6/06.. might as well do it in case the world ends, then at least you can garuantee yourself a trip through the pearly gates, or at least an experience thats pretty close in comparison.
By Rebecca on Jun 6, 2006
@ Rebecca, I will rob a crippled man right now to get money for airfare to come see you! Don’t think I won’t! Sheeeeit. Sexy ass…
@ Jenny, I’d kick the shit outta most anybody who wakes me up from my bed that way.
@ Amadeo, good point. My friend Nathan had a fucked up mullet, and he stayed rumbling with folks.
LOL @ Isha and B’Write. Very true. That has to be traumatic!
By Hustleman on Jun 6, 2006
ok so the world didn’t end…. but can I still come down and sleep with you?? LOL j/k. I am gonna be in the DC area the weekend of the 25th though… heh heh heh
By jirzygurl on Jun 7, 2006
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Rebecca_is_dope@yahoo.com
By Rebecca on Jun 7, 2006
Heynow@ Jirzygurl! :)
@ Rebecca, 82% huh? That many people CAN’T be wrong ;)
By Hustleman on Jun 7, 2006
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Read My Inaugural Address
My Site=http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman
Your jaw will drop!
By Secret Rapture on Jun 24, 2006
dude, you’re stupid after my own heart. good times.
By not impressed unless its $$ signs on Jul 3, 2006