Ever have somebody do something to you first thing in the morning that infuriates you to the point that it pretty much ruins your day? That happened with me today. My roommate got mad and yelled at me for something that she’s been doing the entire time I’ve been there. What’s worse is that she decided she wanted to speak on it in front of some of my guests. Like I’m some kind of little kid she can talk to any kind of way.
I did the right thing and cussed her out in a somewhat civil fashion. I know what you’re thinking: How does one cuss someone out in a civil manner? Well basically, I said that she never expressed that she had a problem with the action in question, especially since she’s been doing the same thing for months. Then I said I would go along with things, even though I felt it was contradictory and quite unfair.
Only difference is, it came out more like “Ok, you made your fuckin’ point. I don’t agree with you AT ALL, but I’ll do it just to shut you the fuck up. I mean, how many times are you gonna say the same shit?! Punk ass bitch”
She walks away speaking French, and I respond with:
“Fuck you and your motherfuckin’ boyfriend. He can’t do shit to me. You were speaking English fine a minute ago. Keep on talking shit…”
The sad thing is, this is the TAME version compared to what I wanted to say. I just didn’t want to seem too mean in front of the folks who stayed the night for the Alpha events going on in town this weekend. Plus, I might have gotten a restraining order put out against me in my own apartment for threatening to kick everybody’s ass on her side of the place or something.
Maybe I’m just not a morning person. I just don’t take well to any kind of disrespect at the beginning of the day. My patience is pretty thin until I get some breakfast in me and get myself situated. So to all of you out there who may be thinking of approaching me in a disrespectful manner: Wait until the afternoon or evening. I may just make a joke or two and turn the other cheek if it’s not that serious. You piss me off first thing in the morning, and we’re gonna have problems.
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from now on, i’ll be sure never to leave a stupid ass comment before 11 amm :)
this post is worthless unless you tell us what the confrontation is about.
Leon I’m feeling you on that. My Friday was almost runined by a fucking voice mail message. Women bosses are the WORST. Especially when you got one like mine, that has no life outside of work. No boyfriend, no kids, never been married, has stayed with her parents all her life…and she’s 55! Because she’s a workoholic she expect for everybody else to be one. Fuck that! I got a life, I have kids, a boyfriend, a dog, lol. She does shit that make you wanna just…as Chris Rock would say “shake the shit out of her”! Anyhow, after I got pass that, she started some more shit, but I think she know by now, that I don’t be “studying” her ass. I do my thizzle and keep it rolling. You have to develop thick skin when you dealing with certain people. I think your roommate was just trying to show her ass in front of her company. You need to check her on that because if she do it once, she’ll do it again.
Yo son, I have been reading your joint for a hot minute, but today that shit was mad funny. So true, people ALWAYS want to put your shit on blast in front of your company. You should have added a pimp slap with a back-breaker in that joint.
Contrary to what anonymous said, the details of what transpired are irrelevant to the point you were making. You intentionally left out the details, and I respect that. It shows class. In any case, I am the exact same way about people coming at me sideways in the morning. Come to think of it, it doesn’t even have to be the morning. On days that I work the late shift at work, I don’t want anyone saying anything to me until I have been at work for a minimum of 30 mins.
I’m the same way, but a nice sausage biscuit as a gesture and you may get away with it in the morning…but not right when I come home from work…I’ll hurt somebody real bad if they come to me wrong after 5! (but I’m liking the civil twist you put on her well deserved cussin’ out) I tend to cuss people out sing a calm voice when I’m at my highest point of pistsivity. (lol)
-Mikah!
poor guy. sorry she ruined your day. you shoulda told her tho hun. :)
@ The Kid, she’s been kissing my ass for the last couple of days. I think I got my point across.
@ Midnite, it’s not that serious on here. I can deal with stupid ass comments. That’s why I moderate them, or clown those who leave ignorant ones lol. Feel free to comment here whenever you like
@ Anonymous, I really don’t need to put EVERYTHING out there, since I told you it’s something she does on a regular basis. I tell y’all way too much about me nowadays as it is. If it’s still worthless to you, look at it this way: it didn’t cost you anything, either…so fuck it LOL
@ Digthis, I think I effectively scared the shit out of her and her anorexic-looking boyfriend. So if this happens again, I’ll be ready for it.
@ Ahmir, as great a story as this would have been with a pimp slap or figure four leglock, I really don’t want to go to jail. So I just cursed her out instead.
@ J-Biggs, I agree with you
LOL @ Mikah! The “calm” cuss-outs are the best ones! Those scare people the most because they don’t know what to expect.
Hmmm your roommate probably said something like “ta mere!”.
What does that mean @ Honest?
I need to know, just in case I need to go back and kick somebody’s ass three days after the fact LOL