Cousin T, Bout To Make You Famous

Today’s entry serves TWO purposes. Purpose number 1: To show the world that unbelievably high amounts of swagger run in my family. I’m not the only one with that certain savior faire. That je nais se pais(or however you spell it). Balls the size of Mt. Everest. That aura of greatness is HEREDITARY! You can’t buy it in the stores!

Purpose number 2: To prove to you that I wasn’t playing when I told y’all that the company I’ve been designing t shirts for, Five-One-Wear, can really customize your apparel any way that you want it. If you can think it up, we’ll find a way to do it.

This is T, posing in his latest Five-One-Wear aquisition. It takes a special type of motherfucker to pull this off. You can’t just have balls. You’ve got to have GRAPEFRUITS to rock something like this successfully.

That is at the same time, the most flat-out creative, yet arrogantly niggerish shit EVER! This gets the hood stamp of approval, yet, it’s funny and lighthearted enough to wear out anywhere and get attention. T, a.k.a. “Larry Love”, is a genius, and a shameless self-promoter, all at the same time. Living up to the legacy set by his older cousin, The Hustleman. That’s me, for all you new readers.

But we didn’t stop there. How’d John Witherspoon say it? “You’ve got to cooooordinate!!!”

THE NIGGA GOT HIS OWN SHOES GOD DAMN!!! THE FIRST 9-5 NIGGA WITH A SHOE DEAL!

For real, you know you’ll never get your shits stolen this way. If someone should be bold enough to take these shoes, they’re getting their ass whipped on-sight. No way to justify getting caught in some shoes with the rightful owner’s face on them! I think these didn’t came out as good as the shirt did, but it’s definitely a start in the right direction. The founder of the company, my friend Montana, is the one who did the technical stuff on these designs. You know I have to one-up this dude now that the creative ball is in my court. My “Frontin’” T shirt was creative,

but these guys have raised the bar. I now have to step my creative game up. If any of you want to see more work from Five-One-Wear or myself, you can contact me directly at HustlemanL77@yahoo.com or you can check out http://www.myspace.com/five1wear to get at Montana. T’s myspace page is http://www.myspace.com/youngbobbydrake. Stop by and say hello to that dude, because he’s one of the funniest and most creative people you’ll ever meet not named Leon.

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17 Responses to “Cousin T, Bout To Make You Famous”

  1. aquababie 01. Aug, 2006 at 1:12 pm #

    dude that’s wild! i love it. shoes with dreadlocks….might be promising :)

  2. Bklyn Diva 01. Aug, 2006 at 1:21 pm #

    lmao.. lawd.. have mercy!

  3. Honest 01. Aug, 2006 at 2:50 pm #

    I think you should wear a “listen to Leon” shirt next them you head to the “house”.

  4. Hustleman 01. Aug, 2006 at 2:54 pm #

    @ Honest, I will, if you and the crew will come with me. We need to take another field trip.

    @ Daddy’s Girl, see, it runs in the family, so now you understand why I am the way that I am :)

    @ Aquababie, we’re working on all the possibilities, believe it or not.

  5. jirzygurl 01. Aug, 2006 at 10:46 pm #

    wait…. PLEASE tell me that is not a 40 on the hood of the car behind your cuz!!! NOW THAT is some niggerish shit! HA!

  6. Hustleman 01. Aug, 2006 at 10:49 pm #

    Knowing T, it’s probably a 22. Still, your description sounds about right

  7. O.com 02. Aug, 2006 at 1:07 pm #

    Fuck everybody else i got me on my shirt!!!!!!!!

  8. Nika Laqui 02. Aug, 2006 at 1:08 pm #

    That shit is tight!

    And cuzzo is a cutie pie!

  9. Anonymous 03. Aug, 2006 at 1:52 pm #

    man,

    on a quick side note, i think my eyesight is good, but it be hard as he!! trying to notice what letters to put in to post anonymously on this sight. i have to guess like 3 times to get it right.

    anyway, them shirts is TIGHT! i gotta come up with an idea for you to design, something flavorfulish.

    esmoore

  10. Mikah! 03. Aug, 2006 at 1:52 pm #

    Man I’m diggin’ this! Innovation at it’s finest! Go head then!
    -Mikah!

  11. NegroPino™ 03. Aug, 2006 at 1:52 pm #

    Yeah T can get it..U know MIssy loves the kids…that shirt seems like something i would rock with my picture of course……..but i was like “no he didn’t” with the sneakers..You are KILLING Em son…

  12. Anonymous 04. Aug, 2006 at 12:29 am #

    Leon,
    You and your cousin are finer than a mutha fucka! xoxox
    Lady-Chi ;-)

  13. Anonymous 04. Aug, 2006 at 11:03 pm #

    DAYUM!!!!! Your cousin is FYNE!!!! I could fuck him right na!!!!!! Let me get some Larry LOVE!!!! LOL!

  14. Deah 05. Aug, 2006 at 6:38 pm #

    Cousin T is cute!!! Heyyyyyy….

  15. tash 10. Aug, 2006 at 12:32 am #

    ok reading the page, eating my popcorn, smiling at the sexy youngster cousin with the pic of himself on his shirt…scrolling down… HELLA spit out popcorn all over the screen for laughing at this nigga with his pic on his shoes!

  16. Peach 16. Aug, 2006 at 6:43 pm #

    good looks also run in the family :)

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