Happy Saturday, folks,
I’m pretty sure that no one reads this thing on a Saturday night before going out and partying, but I felt like writing a little, so if you’re here, say hello or something.
Ever see something so funny or clever that it made you wish you had thought of it first? Well, I have, and that’s what led me to write between sips of my pre-made Long Island iced tea. In case you haven’t heard, my boy Samuel L. Jackson’s new movie is titled “Snakes On A Plane.”
Guess what it’s about?
That’s right…Snakes on a motherf*ckin’ plane!
That’s not the clever idea I was talking about, but I will still go see this movie regardless. If for no other reason, to see Sam Jackson yell and curse out a bunch of snakes. You can best believe I’ll be sneaking a Long Island in the theater with me too, because this movie may require me to be in an “enhanced” state of mind to fully enjoy it.
Since I will be at the theater on opening night, I really wish I had thought of this idea before these folks did:
I would have made a KILLING selling these things outside all of the movie theaters in the area on opening weekend! Too bad the folks at T-Shirt Hell beat me to it. I want one for myself now.
That’s all I had to say today. I would apologize for this entry being so short, but like I said, nobody reads this thing on Saturday night any damn way. So the Hell with it.
Though its Saturday, I still look forward to reading your blog. I’m a faithful and dedicated reader. As I’ve said before, you are a hilarious mess with yourself, but in a good way. *smile* I dig your sense of humor. 90% of the time I can either relate and/or agree with what you’re writing about. As long as you write, I’ll continue to read.
Kimmey
hey dude! I’m home sippin on some henny and cranberry….hich i promptly spit out when i envisioned Sam cursing out some snakes…whoooo shit that was funny!
Hello or something…let me quit! This Saturday it looks like I have nothing else to do, so thanks for the blog! Always a good read. :-)
I didn’t even know about that site! haha Glad to know it exists! I just found a baby shower t for a friend! “They Shake Me” That is some funny shit!
lol..Man I done bought so many shirts off of tshirt hell, it ain’t funny. They have the funniest tshirts. The next one I’m purchasing is “Abortions tickle”.
I was driving down the street the other day and saw a personalized tag that said “CAR TAG”. I almost ran off the road…ok no I didn’t, but still..it was funny.
Oh my god, you know this movie is gonna be stupid but i just looooove to hear Mr Jackson yell and say crazy shit, plus hes a good actor – i love his movies. I’ve loved him since I saw him on Coming to America!!
lol first timer to your blog .. (well first time actually reading ANY blog)
You’re pretty witty ! Had me definitely laughing and going “WORD!” lol
Are you going to buy the “Words on a Shirt” shirt ?…Like for real ?
Cause like Im tempted to buy it but u know.. strength in numbers ! lol
Damn that I already got my shipping confirmation lol Im sure I can pull it off at synth pop clubs with skinny jeans and polka dot shoes ..
Yea ..word.