I don’t know if you all noticed, but I’ve been beating you all to death with requests for you to vote for me in the 2006 Black Weblog Awards category for “Best Humor Blog.” As you can see, today is no different. Actually, the urgency is heightened, since voting closes in less than two days. So vote often. Did you hear what I just said?! Take yo’ stankin’ ass over to vote! The blog will still be here when you get back!
*Pausing for you all to vote and come back. I can track my web stats, so don’t try to tell me any stories or falsehoods about it..
Ok. Now that the readers out there whose asses DO NOT stink have voted and returned, I have an announcement to make. I am officially telling the world which candidate I am supporting in the race for Mayor of DC. I say “supporting” because I am no longer a resident of DC, so I can’t legally vote there. The person I am supporting: Adrian Fenty.
Sure, he looks like a well-groomed stick of butter in a suit. Still, I trust him way more than I do Linda Cropp. I think he’d be a welcome change for the city.
I almost did not post this, because a friend of mine who works in his campaign office told me that my recommendation might do more harm to his campaign than good. Linda Cropp might start running TV ads that sounds something like this:
“Fenty associates with the infamous ListenToLeon! A man who glorifies his hard drinking and partying exploits. A man who tells the world about the time he shaved the hair on his testicles(which slightly resemble Adrian Fenty with a tan, by the way). A man who has yelled at the homeless…Fornicated all over the city…Peed out a 3rd floor window and written his name in the snow…Sold bootleg DVDs to his dates…Stolen cable, then thrown eggs at the Comcast guy for trying to sell it back to him once it was shut off…And this ListenToLeon has it ALL documented on the web. Do NOT vote for someone who associates with ListenToLeon!”
I decided to put my recommendation out there anyway, mainly because he has handled Linda Cropp’s onslaught rather well, since she began with the smear tactics. Hopefully, others will recognize her actions as those of a desperate woman afraid of losing and not be swayed by them. Not to totally discredit her, but I just do not feel that she is someone I would entrust the city to.
Then again, I live in MD now, so all this is just talk. Still, vote for Lemonhead, I mean, Adrian Fenty. Also, stop by Fleet Feet if you’re thinking about buying some running shoes. I’ve been going there for years, and I never realized that his folks own the place.
Hell, since you read this far, you can go back and vote for me one more time. I won’t be pushy, though…
…but just in case you want to, here you go! 2006 Black Weblog Awards category for “Best Humor Blog.”
Heh heh heh
voted again…damn you’re anoying LOL
Nahhh, he’s an inexperienced dick. I’ll take a haggard old grandstander sooner than an unseasoned buck who makes promises he has no intention of keeping any day.
i voted for the 7th time . . . get off my back. just keep the funny shyt coming, fool.
linda just may use your endorsement against fenty, but hey at least she isn’t going around posting on blogs anonymously, or is she???
he’s got my vote, inexperienced or not . . .
@ Peach, I’m going to d*ck slap you senseless if you keep this foolishness up! Imagine beine hit upside the head with something as hard as a police baton…then possibly have that baton skeet on you once you’re unconscious. Now go vote and don’t give me no more lip woman! LOL
@ Anonymous, I really don’t trust any politicians since they all make promises they don’t keep and tell you what they think you want to hear. My mother is actually going for Cropp, too. I just feel that the city needs to focus on other priorities than it did during Mayor Williams’ last few years in office. I don’t think a thing will change with Cropp as the mayor. I’d much rather entrust Fenty, regardless of his so-called “inexperience.” I do appreciate you stopping by and commenting and giving your reason for not being in his corner. It’s cool to hear both sides of things like this.
@ Nubian, I highly doubt Linda will even see this, let alone leave a comment. This site isn’t THAT popular LOL. Tell Erica to show this to Fenty if he’s in the campaign office this week. And tell him I’m sorry for saying he looks like one of my testicles…lol
voted again!!!if you dont win ill inform the C.I.A bout your website.
sincerly
agent ace
HILARIOUS! I love how you can combine your civic duty and your humor all in one. Its the best of both worlds….like food and sex….but at the same time!
@hustleman…damn i make you that hard?? now is it shaped like a police baton because i dont know if im down with that…kinda slim if u ask me…
@ Peach, Wouldn’t you like to know…Then again, you can just go ask your girl…lol
@ Diva, I try :)
@ Big Ace, thanks for the support
LMAO at the comment about him looking like one of you testicals with a tan! and if i vote one more time, the cia might come and try to vet me for election fixing
As a DC resident I’m voting for whomever will get Ray ray n’em to move out of my neighborhood and to stop robbing my neigbors and breaking into my car. Whomever promises to put a Whole Foods in my neighborhood and a Target within a 5 minute drive.
can crackas vote for black weblog awards?
he almost favors hype williams
I ain’t voting no mo.. I did enough! LOL
Ummm u need to get at me.. where u at now?
@ Misha, thanks
LOL @ Honest…Ray Ray got to set up shop somewhere….lol
@ Easy, voting was open to anybody…white, black, asian…anybody with an internet connection. Hell, a german shepherd with it’s paws on the keyboard could have voted…lol. I do appreciate the support though
@ Christy, I can’t remember what Hype Williams looks like.
@ BK, it’s too late anyway. voting ended at 11:59 last night. Now all we can do is wait and cross our fingers ;) Oh yeah, to answer your question, I’ve been in Silver Spring for almost a year, so technically we’re neighbors, I think…
I can see why you won the humor award. You’re a mess!! lol
I think he looks like Hype Williams. Or maybe I think all bald light-skinned men look alike. I also think that I might have posted my comment about his name (Adrian) on the wrong entry. Oops.