I don’t know if you all know it, but Justin Timberlake is a bad mofo.
Yeah…I said it. He’s got a wallet with Bad Muddah F*ckah printed on it in his back pocket. The reason I say this is because he is an incredibly versatile talent. Not only is he this generation’s Michael McDonald(white dude with more soul than a lot of the black R&B singers out), but he is also a criminal mastermind. I’m talking Thomas Crown Affair type of crimes. No robbing 7-11s or corner bodegas. The man somehow found a way to break into Paisley Park and jack Prince for one of his leftover beats from the recording session for “The Beautiful Ones.” Listen to this track, entitled
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, and see what I am referring to. It’s track 9 on his new CD.
Before anyone tries to jump on me, let me say that I am not making fun of Justin. I like this song a lot, and the CD definitely exceeded all of the expectations I had for it. Especially after hearing that “Sexy Back” foolishness. Luckily, that is the only song on there which I do not like. Thanks to the CD, you would be hard-pressed to get me to come on here and bad-mouth that punk ass bitch.
Wait a minute…That was easier than I thought. All punk bitches aside, I like the CD. I still listen to some of the songs on his first one every now and again. He is the one product of the “Boy Band” phenomenon from the ’90s who has what it takes to stand the test of time.
Still, Prince is going to beat his ass for jacking that beat out of his vault. Don’t doubt him because he’s little. I heard he’s the real reason Michael Jackson looks the way he does. Prince LITERALLY slapped the black off of Mike. No bullshit. He also slapped the black ONTO Wesley Snipes. Dude used to be my complextion. Justin better watch out, before Prince bitch slaps the soul out of him. Have him sounding like that jackass that sings “You’re Beau-ti-fuuuul!!!”
So Justin, enjoy your success, but watch your back. There is a 5 foot tall man in women’s clothing out to get you. I know that wouldn’t strike fear in most people’s hearts, but in this case, it should.
ROTFLMAO.. ok.. stop bad talkin james blunt.. you are beautiful is hot.. :) and so is my cubicle LOL
anywhoo.. Justin’s album is aight.. but Prince is definitely gone tap dat ass!!!
Now go cop dat Lionel Richie.. its like dat.. :)
Hell, Prince doesnt even need to Beat Timberlake down. He could just get him in a corner, turn those soulful eyes and that voice on him, and turn him bitch. Remember the Jaimee Foxx Standup? Yeah. In fact, maybe THAT’s how Timberlake got the beat in the first place?? He got turned out by the only cross-dressing Jehovah’s witness and is now pimping in Princes name, giving him a cut of whatever he makes, and pining for the few moments he’s allowed back in the house…
Hmmm…makes you think.
Benticore
Out
“Prince LITERALLY slapped the black off of Mike. No bullshit. He also slapped the black ONTO Wesley Snipes. Dude used to be my complextion.” – PRICELESS
Oh! And congrats on the Weblog award!
i got the cd yesterday and i LOVE IT…and no its not just the white girl in me..lol
Ok I almost pissed myself…not cool!! Did you just call Justin a punk azz bytch LMAO!!! I’ll have to pick up the CD tonight. I love me some Justin…and I say that proudly. That little wanna be african can sing and dance his azz off. I ain’t mad at him…not at all!!
He is not gonna beat his ass, he is gonna beat him in basketball while playing extra fruty. And then serve him pancakes afterwards.
“GAME. Blouses!!!”
If I ever buy a Justin TimberFAKE album check me in to Betty Ford because I must be smokin’ that Ice Pepe found at the courts.
LOL!!!
i downloaded the cd this morning.
i can’t really say anything bad, since i downloaded it and didn’t buy it. Didn’t even buy the blank CD i put it on.
but i do like the album. Some of the songs on there are prime “gettin’ busy music”, you know ,for when the drought is over.
leon, i agree with the fact that he did steal that stripped down, echo-ey reverse hand clap beat from some where in the very BACK of prince’s closet (next to the black pumps maybe).
justin is still a weenie, and his bringing sexy back song attests to it. and he better have a good album. Where is Jon B. when we need him?
Now, justin, he has survived. He is making an effort, he’s the “great white hope” of R&B music, but i just don’t think white people should get extra credit for trying. Black folks try lots of things, like non-commercial hip hop, neo-soul, not getting shot, not having 3 baby-mamas by 21, avoiding AIDS each day and we don’t get no extra credit.
maybe i’m hating a lil bit cuz he got to pull out janet’s titty. but then he didn’t even stand up for her and kinda backed away and took his sexy “WAAAY BACK” (i got your back…waaaaay back) — fuck sexy… too much credit…
Yo… I forgot all about Jon B… ot that man is sexy….
@FreshloveINC, I feel you. Sometimes white folks do tend to get a little extra credit when they do r&b or hip hop. I’m guilty of that with Paul Wall…lol. He’s catchy, but all of his rhymes kind of sound the same and are about sex, money and shiny things…lol. In Justin’s case, he’s good at what he does, which is crossover music.
And he did leave Janet and her titty hanging(literally) at the Super Bowl…lol
@ Dee-lish, let’s get together sometime and de-drought each other ;)
LMAO @ “anonymous”! I know EXACTLY who this is, thanks to the Pay-Pay reference!!! Pay Pay finding ice on the playground is still funny to this day. Almost as funny as when he got that mohawk haircut
@ Royce’s Daughter, I’m with you. But he’s still a little on the “delicate” side
LOL @ Peach
@ Aeshema, thanks. That’s an interesting theory. I never underestimate Prince. He pulled Vanity, Appolonia AND Carmen Electra! The man is not to be f*cked with.
@ Bklyn Diva, YOU are beautiful. That song is not…lol. Tell James he needs to go smoke a Blunt and shut the f*ck up.
i keep forgetting we’re not in love anymore…that’s my jam!
When will we get to see you using lame pick up lines? oh yeah, it’s ‘complexion’ or ‘complection’, you combined the two and made your own version ‘complextion.’ I’m not an english major. I just notice random things. Oh yeah, congats on the web award. I voted for you.
uuhmmm, I meant congrrrats.
You’re talking about #10 right? When I first heard it, I was like “dang, he took it Prince-style on us!” lol
The CD is cool, but I won’t play it to death
I love Justin and am picking up his new CD when I get a chance. He did a song on his last album which sounded like he had Stevie Wonder on there instead of him.