This entry was supposed to be a lot funnier than it is. Around midnight, I started writing what originally looked like a tribute to Tupac entitled “Pour Out Some Liquor”, but I changed gears and decided to pour out some liquor for a more recent fatality: Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown’s marriage.
I had this really funny thing written up about the First Couple of Crackhead Love, discussing how they were the Prince Charles and Princess Di of the Ghetto. Even touched on what factors could have led to their demise. I’ll recap it real quick.
Whitney and Bobby broke up because:
a.)Bobby smoked Whitney’s rocks.
b.)Bobby slapped the wig off of Whitney for smoking his rocks.
c.)Bobby slept around because he was high off crack rock.
d.)Whitney finished rehab and realized that she was not in love with Bobby, but in love with what he symbolized to her…which is crack rock.
e.)All of the above, which actually could conceivably be the case with those two.
See…I had this masterpiece of modern literature dedicated to the King and Queen of ROCK, but it never saw the light of day. Mainly because I fell asleep while typing it on the bed. It’s still there, and I might even post it later just because I can do stuff like that since I am Leon. Somebody will read it, whether you all want to admit it or not. My voice it POWERFUL, dammit! That is, when I manage to stay on-subject.
The fact that I fell asleep like that concerns me, though. I need to manage my time better so that I can get more done over the course of a day. There is no need for me to be up late doing my creative thing, when I can go to bed earlier, maybe do a little more in the morning, and then be able to relax when I get home instead of trying to do 100 different things every evening. Damn I wish I had listened to that time management lecture I got during college orientation.
Ah well, I’ve recognized the problem and admitted to it. The only step left for me is to solve it.
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you’re the biggest dork i know hehe..well u could have called me…i would have kept u up :)
Lawd!! The King And Queen of Rock have called it quits… damn, man, just when I thought they were really gonna get it together and be alright… oh well, even crackheads break up…
well….. apparently hell has frozen over cause i never thought that they would get a divorce. Oh well.
On second thought….. i did think they would get a divorce, once she got off whateva drug she was on. Bobby is crusty anyways. AND!!! he’s broke. it’s a lose lose situation.
It was bound to happen!! How long can a crack head and a jigga boo co-exsist? It is not a good mix! Now that Bobby has hooked up with the self professed “SuperHead”. Whitney is a thing of the past. What crackhead wouldn’t want a woman who can suck a golf ball through a straw while he hits the pipe at the same time? He is in heaven.
Whitney can do better! I hope she goes gospel! Imagine that! Becasue that girl got a story to tell….hahaha
That just means youre a Type A personality , theres nothing wrong with that !
kikimia
“You’re jsu t a jiiiiiggga boooo, tryna find somethin to do/ You’re just a waaaaannna beeee/ wanna be better than meeeee”
I cannot believe that’s the first thing that popped in my head when reading tbone’s comment… oh, that is so wrong…
miss jessi, u mean THE KANGGGGG!!! LOL!!
LOVE UR BLOG LEON!!!!!