I had a great day yesterday. It started off with what seemed like bad news, but that soon flipped around into great news. From that point on, good things just kept falling my way. Kind of like dominoes lined up next to each other. I was crip-walking on rays of sunshine! Shoulder leanin’ for the Lord! Harlem shaking on a cloud! Crumpin on a magic carpet! Chi-town steppin’ on water! Doing the Kid n Play with Sasquatch! Salsa dancing with the Chubicabra! You all get the idea.
My thing is, what about the next day? That great day hangover is something else. So far, today has been cool, but nowhere near great. I knew I should have bought a lottery ticket yesterday. I was thinking to myself, “With luck this good, it’s got to be some carry-over tomorrow morning.”
No dice. I bought a scratch-off ticket, and basically just gave the state of MD a dollar for absolutely nothing. Ah well…Maybe something else great will happen. It’s only 10:30, and this was around the time that my streak started yesterday. We’ll see.
So everybody, here’s to having a great day! “No barking from the dog, no smog, and momma cooked the breakfast with no hog…”
Actually, I have to take exception to that verse by Ice Cube. Mainly because my momma hasn’t fixed me breakfast since the day before forever. Then again, I don’t live with her so I guess that’s understandable. Secondly, I need my bacon. Gotta at least be that little bit of hog on the breakfast table. I can live without it, but if bacon is there, I’m smiling.
This is a more fitting verse from Cube, since I may try to return to the basketball court again this evening:
“Get me on the court and I’m trouble! Last week messed around and had a triple-double. Freakin’ brothas every way like MJ, I gotta say, today was a good day”
Then again, who am I kidding? I’m out of shape. I’ll be too tired to get a single-double, let alone a triple double. Let’s try this verse instead:
My jimmy runs deep! So deep! So deep, put her butt to sleep!”
That Ice Cube verse gets the Leon Jr. jr. stamp of approval! I haven’t mentioned the wang on here in a couple of weeks, so I was about due for some shameless self-promotion. Hope everyone else’s day today is a nice as mine was yesterday.
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The dollar to the lottery was not wasted; you just help to pay your childhood friends hefty salary. And for that I thank you……. and “THE WOOOOOORLD”.
LOL!!!!!
Oh yeah Play LOTTO!!!!
Shot out to high heel huzzy you help her salary too. LOL!!!!!
i always buy lottery tickets when im having a really bad day LOL when im having bad luck i buy a lottery ticket…im backwards…did leon jr. get past his dry spell yet???
Morning Leon!DId u come up wit a name yet?
That whole first paragraph did it for me.
“I was crip-walking on rays of sunshine!”
After a comment like that my day has to be great! And on top of that it’s National Talk Like A Pirate Day the day has to be hilarious.
“Shoulder leaning for the Lord?”
That done it for me…
Ok, so i’m nosey. what made the day so good?
Did you finally get some or what???
Yao!.
That cube jawn is my sh*t too.
uhh nope didn’t have a good day yesterday and today isn’t going as I planned but I’m alive so I guess I can lean a shoulder for the Lawd.
Shoulder leaning for the Lord…always! But that is a little reserved for me. These days I am doing “The Chicken Noodle Soup” up in the temple. Cause a child is quiting the child and moving to Atlanta in 30 some odd days! So I am freakin stressed!
@ Anonymous, glad I could help out and give back
@ Peach, I’m pleading the 5th :)
@ Negropino, I went with http://www.listentoleon.net
@ Amadeo, I try brother. I try.
@ Jenny, I actually saw people walking around in pirate clothes that day!
@ Miss Jessi, I was feeling good!
@ Dee-lish, a bunch of different things. Mainly money stuff.
@ 1969, once again, I plead the 5th, 6th and 7th.
@ Ms Fierce, that song is a classic
@ Honest, always count your blessings
@ TBone, good luck with the move