My roomate had some guests over today, and someone broke one of the cardinal rules of manhood. That rule: Don’t piss on the shitter.
If you’re peeing and all of it does not make it into the stool, for God’s sake, clean it up! That’s just common decency! This also goes for the floor but mainly for the toilet seat. At least with the floor, you can act as if you didn’t notice that some of the pee went flying elsewhere. With the seat, it’s right there in front of you. In plain view. That means, you know you pissed on the seat, and still didn’t take the time out to clean it up. It’s a slap in the face to the next man who may have to do number 2 in that bathroom. Just plain trifling.
People who do this deserve to be banned from the house where the incident went down for at least 6 months, maybe longer. Back when I was in college, I had two floor neighbors, Dallas and Reggie. They were adamant about the enforcement of this rule. At every floor meeting, they reiterated this rule numerous times. To quote Reggie, “There is nothing worse than pissing on the shitter! Well…I guess if someone shitted on the pisser. But that’s just disgusting.”
Fellas, don’t piss on the shitter. To the unknown person who peed on my toilet seat, if I find out who you are, consider this your Don’t-Let-Me-Catch-Your-Ass-In-The-Street notice. You’ve been warned.
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Damn Huustleman….what u doing up at 1 in the a.m. on a fucking Monday man….anyway….I enforce that rule too….but in my office it’s a fucking problem man…..over 200 mofos n i can never tell which nigga did it….that mothafucka that does that blog that lost to u at the blak weblog awards need to put this on his list of niggaz that would catch a good old fashioned ass whooping….do not piss on the shitter…it makes me angry n u dont want to see me angry…
oh yer so right…there is nothing worse than sitting down and feeling wetness…*shudders* so grose…but if y’all mo fo’s enforce the “dont pee on the shitter” i think y’all should start training for “put the toilet seat down” because if theres anything worse than a wet potty…its FALLING IN THAT BITCH @ 2am!!!!!
Amen! @ Peach
@ Peach, I don’t have sympathy for folks that fall in the toilet at 2AM. Y’all need to look first! I personally need to see what I’m about to sit on.
@ Angie, DON’T AMEN THAT! Amen to looking down first! lol
@ Odhis, I was trying to do the artist thing yesterday, and I didn’t notice the time until after I started writing. But yeah, public bathrooms are the worst for that reason
yea thats what u say now…but when ur girls irritated wet ass comes back to bed..you’re not getting any…so i suggest u learn to put the seat down LOL
ROTFLMAO.. *but wait.. if it was a dude.. why da fawk theya in’t lift the seat up?
@ BKLYN DIVA i was thinkin that mess too…was he tuckin it and sittin down or somethin…havin some issues??
@ Bklyn and Peach, basically it means HE’S A LAZY SHIT. That’s why he didn’t lift up the seat.
Are the guys not lifting the lid?
Ok how long have men and women been fighting this battle???
Exactly, now you ask any woman on earth what is wrong with men I am sure the majority will say something along the line of stupid, dim, unintelligent, dense, slow, brainless don’t you agree?
If that is the case then that explains why the seat is pissed on or never back down if it was ever lifted up in the first place.
Humans are supposed to be the most intelligent creatures on the planet. We have computers, cell phones, sophisticated surgeries. And guys still can’t get this right.
You guys know we are not bright and yet still fallin in. The question I have for the women…..if we are dumb what does that make you??? LOL!!!!
“Fool you once shame on me, fool you for 200 hundred years, look before you sit”
Oh yeah PLAY LOTTO!!!!!
@ anonymous *dead* im totally speachless on that one LOL
damn homie…
i could keep goin.. but i think peach said it all…
I’m just playing ladies you know I love you.
lol..this is why me and my sister/roommate always get a place with rooms that are as far apart as africa and america and we make sure we have 2 different bathrooms…I’ll never have to harm her guest and vice versa…