Right now, I’m going through a mild case of writer’s block. I’m working on my latest literary masterpiece/get rich quick scheme, but I seem to have hit a creative snag. In the meantime, I hope to get the brain waves flowing again by writing down a few observations I had over the course of this weekend.
The New York Theory
Is it me, or does New York from Flavor of Love 1 and 2
look just like Janice, the chick from the Muppet Show Band?
Flav did the right thing embarassing her two seasons in a row. I don’t advocate domestic violence, but any man married to her would be entitled to one or two b*tch slaps a week in order to keep her in line. Then again, whoever wifes that woman up is a fool and deserves to deal with drama for the rest of his life.
Speaking of violence, I ended up making fun of someone Saturday night and pissing him off to the point that I thought I was going to have to beat him up. I was outside Alero on U Street talking to a couple of friends, when two guys and their dates walked past. The one closest to us decides that he wants to be a smartass. He stops and asks us “Is this a gay club?” in a really raspy voice that sounded like Froggy from The Little Rascals.
I resonded by saying “What the f*ck kind of dumbass question is that? You see all these chicks coming in here?!”
He kept walking, until he heard me start imitating his voice. While mimicking his vocal inflections, I said “Is that a gay club? Why the fuck do I talk like this?! This b*tch sounds like he just got through sucking dick, and got ball hair stuck in his throat!”
Even his boy was laughing at my impression. The guy acted like he was going to come back over, but the second-hand, worn out skeet recepticle he called a date pulled him by the arm in the other direction. My friend outside Alero told me not to get him in any fights, so I didn’t say much else after the date started pulling the guy away. I had to clown him, though. That fellow needs to learn not to dish out the smart ass remarks if he can’t take them in return. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: If you’re going to make smart ass remarks, you must first actually BE SMART! You can’t be dumb and witty at the same time. It just doesn’t work that way.
Ok, I am no longer suffering from writer’s block. Another problem just arose: I’m sleepy. Ah well. I’ll just take a notepad to bed with me, and if I come up with something good as I’m laying down, I’ll scribble some notes and start typing it in the morning.
man….i posted a comment on here before bout how my bosss giving me the evil eye as i laugh my ass off at that ball hair comment…she looking like, “the fuck this fat nigga laughing at…he need to get his ass out there so i can get my bonus…retarded ass nigga”
that pic on your soon to be new home had me in stitches…black fabio..lol!
PAmoja!!!
*worn out skeet recepticle*
Wow…oh…wow…LOL! Damn, Hustleman, you can dish some zingers!
Can you give me a smart ass remark for those black folks who say I sound like a white girl? Thanks.
p.s. congrats on the expansion
ha ha ha…. wow you’re so outta control…that is funny.
Hey Leon!!! I haven’t been here in a while, so I thought I’d drop in and say hey. =)
LOL@New York. You know she’s getting her own show right? It’s gonna be like the Bachelorette. It’s funny, but I swear that when I watched that shyt last night, that even though I KNOW that whole show is scripted, her reaction and Flav’s response, felt DAYUM REAL last night!!!! LMAO@ her looking like Janice from the muppet show, I’ve always said that the way she keeps her f*cking eyes closed when she talks makes her look like hte Amazing Mumford to me.
A LA PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES!!! LOL
WOW you big meanie!!!
As a woman I don’t advocate domestic violence either, but I do plan to write a book called 101 reasons to hit a b@#%& because sometimes it’s unavoidable
dead @ “ball hair stuck in his throat”
I think that was prolly the first time i laughed out loud from reading your blog.
i mean i usually laugh, just not out loud Well, whateva, you know what i mean.
keep it up.
hey Leon! congrats on the new site and cute picture hahaha
ROFMLAO@ anonymous’ book. OMG can I please get down with that publication??? That is clearly a best seller waiting to happen that I think is a must-read for all the dumbazz bytches out there giving us smartazz bytches a bad name.
101 Reason to Hit a B&%!@ just might be a New York Times Best Seller…but you must follow this up with Choke a Ni##@: A Bi#@%’s Discourse
Many a times I’ve provoked dudes to slap me, but they know betta cuz in the words of James Brown
“I DON’T KNOW KARATE, BUT I KNOW CRAZY!”
*sharpens weapons*
The way I figure, NY must give the bomb head or something… no other reason for her to be involved again. But then, some call me a cynic.
I knew New York was going to be ousted. That chick is annoying as fuck. And I think she resembles a Bratz doll. Big ass head and little body.
In Flava Flav voice… “WOWWW….. I ain’t even gonna lie g, New York does look like Janice from the Muppet Band, but me and my people were saying last night that she looks like Yoshi“
“Worn out skeet recepticle” is there really anything that can be said about this quote that will do it justice? I submit that there are NONE!
J-Bigg that was too funny –
Leon, the best part of that stupid ass show is going to be the REunion – I cannot wait! Some of the women on there are ghetto ass hell – and New York gonna catch a beat doooowwwnnnnnnnnn.
HEr and her momma are crazy as helllllllll.
YOu gotta watch the Drama on MTV’s new series called Duel, that shit is outta hand – just in the first episode you have people cursing, having a triumphant day battleing cancer and chemo, shorlty visited with a punch in the face…good times, good times…
Thats hilarious…damn New York and Janice from the muppet show band do look alike…LOL.
Thanks Ms Sailor, or should I call you Ms Moon? I too can’t wait to see what the Reunion show has in store. It shall be high comedy!
If I get fired for laughing out loud at your posts while a work, can I sue?
Smooches!