It’s a little early for me to write about this, but I woke up and can’t get back to sleep right now. What better topic to put me to sleep that politics?
It appears that my goal of slapping George Allen in the mouth via the ballot box is about to come to reality. They say there may be a recount, but it appears that Jim Webb won the election. TAKE THAT, Confederate flag waving Virginia good ‘ole boys! Your hero has fallen!
I’m praying that the totals I saw were correct, because I would hate to have to edit this entry tomorrow and apologize for my premature celebration. Then again, I probably won’t apologize. As many times as Allen has said the “N” word in his past, I owe him a few jokes. I have joke credit as far as that man is concerned.
Adrian Fenty won in DC, of course. Of course, a lot of his success is due to his amazing work ethic. What the political pundits fail to realize is that my endorsement on the primary decided the election. So Fenty, YOU OWE ME, BRO! If you ever hear anything about a missing fire hydrant floating around the city, which may or may not still be in the place where it was moved, LOOK THE OTHER WAY!
Actually, there is only one man who both lost AND won today. That man: Kevin Federline. Britney Spears finally decided that she was tired of her extra-fertile, non-rapping, nasty backup dancing husband suckling on her financial teat and kicked him to the curb. This explains why Federline has been appearing at WWE wrestling events these past few weeks. He knew the Britney gravy train was coming to an end, so he decided to stack as much dough as possible by getting smacked around on national television by another white rapper. Then again, this white rapper, John Cena, stands about 6’4″ tall and around 250 pounds.
Of course, Federline is a loser because he is going to have to give back a lot of his jewelry and expensive toys that the wife bought for him. Not to mention, pay child support on his previous children by the random chick from “Moesha”. Plus, we all know that he’s already spent at least 13 of his 15 minutes of fame.
All that said, he still won as a result of the prenup agreement that he signed. Even though he will not get half of Britney’s dough, she’s going to have to make payments of $30,000 a month to this guy for at least a year, according to the terms listed on VH1 Best Week Ever. He can take that money, put it in the bank, pay for a college education and get a normal job. Or, he can use his last two minutes of fame and go the usual “I used to be almost famous” route and do shows like “Dancing With The Stars” or get on a VH1 washed-up celebrity program. This includes commenting on the aforementioned “Best Week Ever.” Plus, you know there’s going to be a tell-all book, since he strikes me as the kind of dirtbag who would put all of his ex-wife’s dirty laundry out there in order to get a few more minutes in the spotlight.
Ok, I’m sleepy now. So the entry is over. No witty or clever endings today. Sorry.
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What happen to the quote, your slippin already, lol!
****@ Anonymous 3, Nothing like good sh*terature! Also, I don’t know any Droopys, Saggys, Floppys or Flappys…Sorry.****
Leon, why must you crack me up so! I thought you knew of Droopy “Drew” Anderson since he’s pretty popular in the D.C./MD/VA poetry circut.
Oh well…
I like the way you go from politics to celebrity gossip. Nice.
I ACTUALLY POSTED 10 REASONS WHY k-FAG IS A SMART NUT, CHECK IT OUT lEON, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK LOL
K-Fed’s gotta invest that money in the (dismal) hope of snagging another sugar mama. That means he’s gotta pay for VIP in the club, and for the bottles, and for the entourage, and the limo. That $30,000 will be gone quick fast and in a hurry!
I am soooo irritated that the governator won again FUCKER. He is messin shit up over here. And BTW. CHECK YOUR EMAIL. If my stalker fallowed me here (witch she does) then you will get a comment below this one talking about how horrible i am. she’s absolutly insane.
K-Fed and Brit…. none of us saw this coming? Yeah right. And what the hell is Peach talkin bout on somebody ELSE’S blog? Spl ck.
witch= which
fallowed= followed
Just thought I’d let ya know…
@aster, I stopped quoting once people started trying to correct me!
@ Anonymous 1, I don’t know that Droopy. If I check out any poetry soon, I’ll keep an eye out for him.
@ Anonymous 2, thanks
@ Sailor Moon, I’ll check that out later today
@ Rainmayun, you’re probably right. He should open a nasty backup dancer school or make a “Darren’s Dance Grooves” type of tape to keep the cash coming in
@ Peach, I see you predicted the future!
@ Thinkin what?, while your spelling and grammar are flawless, I have to ask one favor of you. If this is one of the people who started that blog with the Anti-Peach slant, please keep whatever drama y’all have going on over there on your blog or hers. I already had one crazy comment section war over here last year. I’d like to avoid that sort of thing happening again. Thanks in advance
Anything for you Leon, besides I like posting it on my blog.
see what i mean, and they always talking about my spelling like a give a damn
thank you leon, youre my favorite blogger hehe :)
Cool @ Thinkin. I appreciate it
Thanks @ Peach
Thanks for the compliment, Shell