Some time ago, I wrote a blog entry about my slight crush on Ann Curry from The Today Show. Well, this evening as I was looking through my yahoo e-mail, I noticed one of the subject lines was way different from the rest. It read ” Yahoo! Groups: You’re invited! Join masturbatetoanncurry today”.
So of course, I laughed. I could not believe that there was a group called “Masturbate To Ann Curry” in existence. I’m assuming the owner of the group was doing a search online for Ann Curry and ended up seeing what I wrote about her. He probably then thought “This guy is one of us!” and decided to invite me to join his club.
Just in case you don’t believe me, here is the link to the group. Parts of it are totally not work safe, so you’ve been warned. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/masturbatetoanncurry/
Now writing a blog entry is one thing, but the thought of actually joining a group dedicated to the act of masturbating to the image of a 40 year old news lady kind of freaked me out. No offense to Ann Curry. If you’re reading this, Ann, trust me, you could get it. Like Bennett. In a New York minute. All the way up in it. I’d do it to you on your Today Show news desk if granted the opportunity. Still, I can’t see myself sitting around with a group of other guys talking about what kind of sexual acts I’d like to perform the Today Show news anchor. It just seems a little strange and stalkerish.
I struggled with the decision for a half hour, until I finally decided to accept the invitation just so I could see what kind of craziness was in this group. I was apprehensive because I am pretty certain that joining this group is the sort of thing that gets one placed some kind of homeland security person of interest list. God forbid anything should ever happen to Ann Curry. If so, it’s a safe bet that this particular Yahoo group will be one of the first places the FBI searches for suspects.
I joined it anyway, and as soon as I looked at the main page, I had to laugh out loud. Here is the quoted text, word for word:
“A stunningly beautiful face** full,luscious,lips** a nicely proportioned,well toned body** small, pert breasts** long shapely, sensuous legs** these are a few of the attributes that make ANN CURRY a perfect woman to fantasize about and masturbate to. Those of us who are obsessed with the exotic looking and awesomely sexy ANN CURRY know that the best way to appreciate her is with your shorts around your knees, your c*ck in your hand and the kleenex box nearby”
The topics are basically a bunch of variations of folks describing their Ann Curry sexual fantasies, along with requests for photos from that day’s Today Show broadcast. A little obsessive, but nothing too wild.
The pictures are another story whatsoever. Other than the massive amount of photos of Ann Curry(45 folders), I didn’t see anything crazy at first. Then I noticed the folders entitled “Fakes”. In those folders were various random nude and pornographic pictures with Ann Curry’s head photoshopped on. It’s hilarious, because most of the images don’t fit the expressions on her face. The funniest photos are the ones that feature bad photoshop work. I’m talking worse than the picture I have at the top left section of this page with me next to all the celebrities. That animation is a Rembrant painting compared to some of the stuff in the “Fakes” folders. Below, I placed links to a few of the photos. I’ve also strategically placed black bars to cover up the nudity. Still, be careful opening these. Only reason I’m posting them is because they are flat out hilarious in their attempts to turn the respectable, class act that Ann Curry is, into a nasty porn slut. Oh yeah, I also want folks to see the bad Photoshop work.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse…
This one is just a flat-out travesty!
I know that once whoever invited me to the group sees this, my membership will be terminated. It’s cool, though. I had to write about what I saw, because it cracked me up. I occasionally get invited to different wierd Yahoo groups, but this one took the cake. That said, I do have to admit that the members of this group have great taste in news anchors to masturbate to. Here’s to Ann Curry, and here’s to the freaky people in that group who made this post possibe!
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Hey, Leon, I had a Today Show crush too…on Bryant Gumbel…yes, he had me glued to my tv set since I was 10 and when he left in 1997 when I was a h.s. senior, I was devestated. LOL. Hey, intelligence is a afrodisiac (pardon spelling)…hey, maybe there’s a yahoo group for Bryant. Oh, and we have the same initials and I have an autographed picture…hee hee
do they have one of these groups for alan iverson ??
those pics are hilarious. she just looks like she’s about to break into an orgasmic weather report or something. “oh, partly cloudy skies, ooooo, yeah, barometric pressure is rising!!!”
I can’t believe there is a Yahoo group dedicated to masturbating to Ann Curry. That is truly scary!
I am equally amused and disturbed. Though, as a woman, I do think that Ann Curry is an extremely attractive woman, I didn’t think that she had a cult following like that. . .
Geez. The things people do. . .
LMAO @ Peach. . I’m loving me some Allen too. Yes, girl, he is THE ANSWER. . .
Leon,
those pictures had me in tears over her my co-workers are like this fool is nuts. lmao, you got my stomach hurtin!
I didn’t know what to expect from this one but you never cease to amaze me too funny!
Lady Chi ;-)
Whoa, this is all types of creepy. I hope she never sees that.
So, men like to come together and discuss masterbation? Never knew that. I learn something new everyday!
What if one of the members is that old Black guy who comes to the Today show every morning? I forgot his name, but they shout him out all the time. Maybe he’s coming to get pics for the site.
Didn’t know/realize “Ms. Ann” was ‘all that’ to men, but what do I know? I suppose though, it COULD be worse, say like, if the men had a Barbara Walters group…
Ann Curry? She looks much sexier in the photoshopped ones! That is f*ed up. I wonder if she knows and if her man is a member of that group?
omg i just got home and seen those pics, couldnt look at work, they are groose…but i died laughing…youre fool lol
that was one of the weirdest posts ever. a group dedicated to choking the chiken! LOL
Okay…where have I been and why have I never visited your site? HI-larious! You can add me to your fan club…LOL!
Although I would have a tough time getting down with the group, I definitely have been diggin’ on Ann Curry for quite some time. My mind if fully engaged in a crush rivalry between her and Julie Chen on CBS.
I saw Ann Curry in September at a Darfur awarness jawn.
She is tiny and cute in person.
She even has subtle freckles which of course is..hot!
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