An Eddie Murphy Discussion

This morning on The Today Show, Eddie Murphy was interviewed about his upcoming role in the film “Dreamgirls,” set to open on Christmas Day. Apparently, the role has garnered critical acclaim and is showcasing a versatility never before seen from Murphy. This led me to wonder if Eddie Murphy is about to once again become the megastar he was in the late ’80s and early ’90s.

One could argue that he hasn’t really fallen off, since his kiddie movies like Shrek 1 & 2, the Dr. Doolittle films, and Daddy Daycare all made money. Then agian, one can easily argue that he has fallen off, because for every Nutty Professor he’s made in that period, there’s been something crappy, like Metro or Pluto Nash to go along with it.

Then there’s his personal life. I tend to be the only person I know who takes up for poor Eddie when it comes to his sexuality. I think in today’s day and age, people are too quick to label someone gay. It’s the in thing to do. Almost every black male celebrity who has had his 15 minutes of fame has had to battle a gay rumor in the wake of those “Down Low” books and radio personalities who spread such stories in order to keep people listening. I say, Eddie is innocent until proven guilty…Or caught with a male prostitute in his car.

Wait a minute…That was a bad example. Eddie is innocent until seen walking hand in hand with Johnny Gill wearing matching charm bracelets.

Damn it. That’s not a good example either. Eddie is innocent because he broke off the black Spice Girl and got her pregnant. Then went out with Babyface’s fine ass ex wife.

Eddie can be Best Friends Forever with Arsenio Hall and Johnny Gill all he wants as far as I’m concerned. Tracey Edmonds is looking GOOD in that photo. Plus, she’s paid in her own right, so she doesn’t need Eddie’s money.

The haters can’t say a thing to Eddie now. They can call him gay, but all he has to do is respond with “My baby’s momma is finer than yours. Hell, BOTH my baby’s mommas are finer than yours! Plus, my side chick has enough money to buy and sell your punk ass into Tiawanese slavery! Get the f*ck outta here with that bullsh*t!”

More than likely, the hater will have to resort to violence at this point, which is where Snooky and Peanut, Eddie’s security staff, will beat them until they’re laying on the sidewalk bleeding and sobbing in the fetal position. I don’t really know the names of Eddie’s bodyguards, but Snooky and Peanut sounds about right to me.

Maybe I just don’t want to admit that Eddie Murphy likes man-on-man butt action. I grew up watching his movies and comedy concerts, so he’s like a hero to me. Being gay isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it’s just wierd, since it’s one of my biggest comedic influences. That’s like finding out about one of your relatives by walking in on him looking at “www.lookathesehairynegroeshumping.com” or something. You still love him, but it’s somewhat unsettling at first.

Whether he likes women, men, or both, I’m wishing Eddie the best. Good luck with Dreamgirls, and if this thing with Tracey Edmonds falls though, I hope he hooks a brother up with Babyface’s leftovers. I’ll write a movie script with Eddie Murphy in mind and find some rich old person to finance it if he could do me that one solid. I’m not moving in his guest house with Johnny Gill, though.

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23 Responses to “An Eddie Murphy Discussion”

  1. Hostess 05. Dec, 2006 at 5:24 pm #

    Her face looks like you photshopped it in. Did you?? Its sorta not to scale, IMO.

  2. Hustleman 05. Dec, 2006 at 5:29 pm #

    Nope. I had nothing to do with that. I think it was just an awkward pose. That, or Eddie just has a big ass head.

  3. Miss Ali D 05. Dec, 2006 at 5:47 pm #

    But did you see him on Oprah? Sorta suspect to me…

  4. Anonymous 05. Dec, 2006 at 6:08 pm #

    Saw you at Gallery place Friday evening… Must say you are definitely easy on the eyes….

  5. Shai 05. Dec, 2006 at 10:08 pm #

    Eddie looks funny now. I think he needs to calm down. He looks older and like he had some comestic stuff done. I used to like him but now I wonder what is up. He seems odder to me. LOL.

  6. Honest 05. Dec, 2006 at 10:38 pm #

    Is it me or has Eddie lost some serious weight. Not a good look for him.

  7. teetbit8 05. Dec, 2006 at 10:42 pm #

    Fuck it…….HE GAY! He is lookin real crusty nowadays…he still pullin em in though so…..

  8. Amadeo 06. Dec, 2006 at 12:06 pm #

    I don’t know, When I go back and watch Raw and Delirious…those leather suits…I know it was the 80′s but…

  9. Anonymous 06. Dec, 2006 at 12:28 pm #

    Yeah, Hustleman, whatever.

    We high yellow women are the best!

  10. Hustleman 06. Dec, 2006 at 12:46 pm #

    Miss ali D, if I watched Oprah, then I’d be suspect. But for real, Oprah is cool sometimes…I missed Eddie on there.

    @ Anonymous 1, I wish you had said something. Now I’m wondering about every cute chick I saw on the train that day! Were you the one with the short hair and the nice legs I smiled at? Or the taller brownskinned one with the pretty eyes? Or none of the above? Either way, thanks, and speak up next time! lol

    @ Shai, he looks skinny, but I wouldn’t put cosmetic stuff past him or any older star in Hollywood.

    @ Honest, you’re right. He does look skinnier now

    @ teetbit8, yep, he’s pullin ‘em.

    @ Amadeo, good point. That was a bit much, even in the ’80s.

    @ Anonymous 2, I won’t say y’all are the best, but there are some VERY sexy ones out there.

  11. Anonymous 06. Dec, 2006 at 2:58 pm #

    Aw, c’mon Leon, we’re everywhere!

    We’re in music videos
    We’re in fashion magazines
    We’re sought after more than dark skinned women
    We make prettier babies

    What else can a man ask for?

  12. Candy 06. Dec, 2006 at 3:56 pm #

    I don’t think Eddie’s gay, and like you said he is pulling some cuties these days. I am mad that Eddie got the spice girl pregnant and rolled out on her, that wasn’t a good look.
    What’s up with the chick making comments about yellow women being the best and “making pretty babies” that shit sounds real ignorant

  13. The Killa Cal 06. Dec, 2006 at 4:07 pm #

    Gay dudes are fucking chicks nowadays! Ask J.L. King. Or better yet watch that youtube video about the guy who says he fucks his cellmates when they join him in prison and then looks the reporter in the eye and says he’s NOT gay.

    There is a reason that every chick that Eddie ever was seen with (no matter how fine) had some DEFINITE masculine features. Peep game, his ex-wife Nicole….LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY….for REAL. I mean she popped out some kids so clearly she ain’t, but she LOOKS the part. Scary Spice used to be muscular as shit back when the Spice Girls first came out. And well, Tracey Edmonds is fine, but she has a SHARP ass chin line.

    Just calling it like I see it. I don’t really have a problem with homosexuality, it is, what it is. I just like for people to act responsibly and be what they are, rather than endangering others.

  14. FabChoice 06. Dec, 2006 at 4:10 pm #

    I just wonder what Babyface is thinking. Maybe he’ll start dating Eddie’s ex wife and it’ll be like Black Celebrity Wife Swap.

  15. Anonymous 06. Dec, 2006 at 4:17 pm #

    Babyface must be straight slacking on his pimpin’ to lose his woman, only to have her take-up with “King of the D.L.s”!

  16. Candy 06. Dec, 2006 at 5:32 pm #

    Oh my goodness @ tThe Killa Cal
    That is so true, all his women do look mad manly!

  17. Anonymous 07. Dec, 2006 at 2:56 pm #

    Hey Leon, it’s Butta.
    Did u hear that a reporter congratulated him on his not-born-yet baby with the Spice Girl and he said he didn’t know if it was his baby or not?
    Check out the last page of 12/7′s Express.
    Call me nigra!

  18. Anonymous 15. Dec, 2006 at 9:06 am #

    actually met mr. murphy back in the late 80′s, short lil’ sonofagun, bout 5’8′ish…anyway..i think one of his bodyguard/friend/entourage personnel’s name was “fruity” if i am not mistaken…as far as his sexuality…i think a lot of men, black white and otherwise, who are sexually confused and are petrified of being labeled/coming out, etc. because of hypocrasy and homophobia in this country…well, a lot of them tend to …overcompensate to seem normal (flip side tranny’s doin’ much too much, make-up, hair, nails, switching-trying to make up for the fact that they are not “real”) including having a gang of kids! well, kids or no you can be gay,bi,dl,confused or whatever!
    my list of the above celebs are (no ms. cleo, though—who ironically came out recently–who knew?!)
    bobby brown (not whitney)
    ralph tresvant
    ll cool j
    queen latifah
    people think tyler perry—maybe he has had issues of confusion, he was molested…but i really don’t get that vibe…
    busta rhymes and all of these “rappers” lookin’ like some off brand black liberace’s and whatnot…all metrosexual and feminine
    kanye
    who else
    of course johnny gill
    read on another post that arsenio hall was merv griffin’s lover-don’t doubt it…maybe he turned eddie out…who knows…
    luther
    tevin and the ultimate freakasaurus
    prince
    micheal jackson is just gone…he done went the way of NAMBLA…have mercy Lord! i hear tell, it was Clifton Davis who turned Mike out…and supposedly Joe Jackson was on some R. Kelly incest tip…hell, i wouldn’t doubt it if beyonce and her dad weren’t…well you know…the man is creepy! and they act like a couple…eeeeeeeeeew!
    said all that to say this…anyone who is EXTREME fem or butch male or female…you don’t need to convince anyone if you aren’t sure yourself!

  19. Anonymous 16. Dec, 2006 at 1:34 am #

    Hustleman, sorry to say but Ed is most definitely sweet as sugar cane. You will probably need to post this you tube clip to your site after u laugh uncontrollably. Go to you tube and do a search for eddie murphy and micheal jackson…what you will find is something called whatzupwityou. You will soon be unable to breathe again lol.

  20. Anonymous 20. Dec, 2006 at 11:53 am #

    Okay I’m sticking up for prince. He may dress like a female, but one has never caught, seen, heard, or viewed him with a man or boy! Unlike Mike!

  21. Anonymous 20. Dec, 2006 at 12:04 pm #

    But as far as Eddie goes, maybe he is just bi. But alot of the celebs are ya know confused! Honestly i think that they are exploring this lifestyle simply because they can. All life vices are thrown their way to keep them happy and satisfied. It’s something different, strange, new, exciting, and they can afford to explore it. Especially if they have a good spin doctor!

  22. Anonymous 04. Jan, 2007 at 12:55 pm #

    OMG! Anon 8:06 am…you are my twin1 I met eddie in the 80′s as well and all of those people, i co-sign with you as well…even the thoughts on tyler perry…!! yes…bobby and ralph! how come ralph did NOT attend when Whitney and Bobby go married? They were best friends! Was he MAD???? OMG you are killing me! you even used my word…”freakasaurus” when I read that, I almost thought I wrote that myself! (maybe i did?)

    • Dweezil 15. Dec, 2011 at 11:10 pm #

      At last! Somtehing clear I can understand. Thanks!

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