I am one blog entry away from 400. Being on the verge of such a milestone is a great feeling. I will finally take my place among the great trash talkers of all time. Names like Muhammad Ali. Rudy Ray Moore. George Jefferson. Momma from “Momma’s Family.”
After tomorrow, my name will be on that list. I have literally used this blog for every good and evil purpose imaginable. I’ve given some people hope, and reduced others to rubble. I’ve seduced minds and captivated imaginations. I’ve uplifted entire nations, while at the same time costing some people their jobs, dignity and self-esteem. I’ve influenced elections and pissed off porn stars. Even called out news anchors and threatened to pimp slap presidents. This ListenToLeon thing truly has grown from my cure for boredom at a dead end temp job to a worldwide movement!
So now, I will use my position of power as the Future Dictator of Earth, Ruler of All I Survey, Pimp Of The Decade and Humper of the Beautiful Disease-Free Women of the World to do something that benefits my loyal subjects directly. I am letting you tell me what you would like my 400th entry to be about. You can choose any topic in the world, as long as it’s one of the three listed below:
- An entry about dating, love, relationships, etc…
- Another entry written from the perspective of my unfiltered ego
- An entry where I make fun of something or someone in the news, which means I’ll probably recycle it over on The Insensitive News Syndicate site.
There you have it. Let me know what you’d like to see tomorrow by leaving a comment or e-mailing me at HustlemanL77@yahoo.com
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I want to know what your WORST sexual experience was. whether it be somethin she did or something YOU did. Unless I missed that somewhere in the last 400 posts…but I’m sure you could come up with something LOL
Leon, you promised you wouldn’t tell a soul about our encounter!!!
***bursts into tears and runs away***
It’s rainin’ men
Hallelujah it rainin’ men
Amen
I’m just kidding Leon…I’m a woman…after the procedure….mwah!
Dating, relationships, etc.
I like reading about that type of stuff, especially when it comes from a man’s perspective.
Just don’t write about dead celebs and I think you’re good to go.
all of the trash talk is great … truly. but maybe something about the man behind the site? more honest? transparent? where have 400 posts brought you … ?
heh … sorry to make it deep. but it is a milestone!
How could you forget to mention that through this blog you did what Martin did for the people? Modest, are you?
@ Peach, I can’t remember if that one is on here or not…BUT IT WASN’T ONE OF THE THREE OPTIONS! LOL but since it’s a good topic, I’ll be sure to do it if i haven’t already. My misguided attempt at anal sex was about as bad as it gets though. Go to the “Greatest Hits” section and look for it there.
@ Anonymous, that was a nice try, but leave the jokes to the professional shit-talkers lol. What you just did is similar to a normal person getting drunk and then picking a fight with Floyd Mayweather in front of people. What happens next probably won’t be pretty, and probably will be painful and embarassing lol.
But seriously, I do appreciate the comment and the lighthearted nature of it.
@ Candace, I appreciate your input.
@ Danchris, I learned my lesson after the “ThugNiggaGreg fiasco lol
@ Anonymous, I’ll definitely think about that. Thanks
@ Hostess, which Martin do you mean? Martin Luther King, or Martin Lawrence? Either way, I just want to re-iterate that you are still my half-assed celebrity crush :)
I love when you do your take on an experience you’ve had…Like the metro experiences, or childhood experiences, etc. I also like the anonymous idea about getting to know the “man” behind the posts…you’ve always managed to intriugue me…
I’m sort of a rebel like that
Howse about your most embarrassing moment.
An SBD on the elevator thinking you’re going to be on it by yourself prompting you to get off at the next floor when someone gets on and wait for another elevator. A inappropriate comment (also known as open mouth, insert foot). A drunken misshap. A disaster date (love the one where you locked yourself out). An incident with the fellas you swore you’d never tell.
**doin my best Damon Wayans** Go ‘ead be funny….
I’ll just sit back and wait…..
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