As many of you may know, I bought my laptop computer this past summer from a shady, hairy Israeli dude named Namir, who was wearing a mesh shirt like the one these little Asian JaFAKEians have on
As you also may know, I bought the computer for crackhead prices. So for that reason, I really can’t do all that much complaining. Items bought at crackhead prices rarely come with warranties or money-back guarantees.
For those unfamiliar with the term “crackhead prices,” allow me to explain: “Crackhead prices” means that you bought something extremely dirt cheap. So cheap, that you can’t help but think about the seller’s motives for letting the item go for such a little amount. Usually, crackheads are the ones doing the selling so that they can make some quick money to pay for their next fix. It’s a safe bet that almost any item a crackhead sells you is stolen, because usually they have already sold or smoked away their own worldly possessions as a result of their habit.
Now that you know what crackhead prices are, you know that I am pretty sure that my laptop is hot. You probably also know that it was supposed to be a quick fix. I can definitely say that it served that purpose, because I have been pretty productive up to the Christmas holiday when it started acting up.
The only reason I am sharing all of this with you all is so that you can understand why my posting has slightly slacked off these past few weeks. I know you are all used to a certain level of “the sh*tness” when you come here to read my site. After all, I am indeed “The Sh*t”.
Or, you can refer to me as “That Dude” if you’re too sa-diddy to say the “S” word. I see folks are calling Gilbert Arenas “The Hibachi” right now, so I’m gonna take it one step further: If he’s “The Hibachi,” then I’m “The Foreman Grill.” I’ll heat up and cook you on BOTH sides! How ya like me now!
This setback is a temporary one, so bare with me as I update this thing from all over the DC area…I might be posting on-location from my spot in Columbia Heights, live from Kinkos, or even sweet-talking an Ethiopian chick at Starbucks into letting me use her WiFi. Whatever I have to do to bring it to you, consider it done.
Lord knows I have PLENTY of stuff to write about, so stay tuned :)
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Yo, you know I have countless crackhead stories. Like the time a crackhead tried to sell me a Easter Basket…. in June. I had a run-in with a crackhead yesterday at 7-11. I think I will write about it today. Thank God for crackheads…. and Mexicans. Cheap retail, and cheap labor… I love this country!!!
Go sit in your local barbershop/hair salon on a Saturday afternoon. I bet within an hour, you will have yourself an opportunity to trade up. Maybe trade your broken computer for another one. OR, you can go without a haircut and shower for a bit and re-sell your broken computer to someone else. In shor,t you can pass as a crack head to make some money back. Use the money you get to invest in another computer.
Greystone tech pleads guilty to sex charge
A 61-year-old former Greystone Park Psychiatric Hospital technician who worked with deaf patients pleaded guilty this morning to sexual contact with a 30-year-old patient.
Under a plea deal, Marie “Terri” Battles of Netcong will be sentenced to probation and cannot hold public employment again, Morris County Assistant Prosecutor Meg Rodriguez said.
Battles, who is deaf, was arrested in April on two counts of sexual assault and one count of official misconduct at the state psychiatric hospital in Parsippany. She told police that she twice performed oral sex on the patient between September 2005 and March 15, according to the arrest affidavit.
The encounters took place in the patient’s room, authorities said.The victim told police the sexual relationship was consensual, the arrest affidavit said. But employees of the psychiatric hospital are forbidden to have sexual relations with patients.
One of my clients bought a laptop for $80. Of course it took him a while to crack the password seeing as it was stolen from University of Maryland.
That picture of the ‘orientals’ look like a shot from that 80′s movie – with the rappin guys in front of the fortune cookie shop….Ya’ll know what I am talking THE LAST DRAGON. That movie was the bomb…classic 80′s… they dont make movies like that anymore…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTn6Uw9czig
I have yet to catch a good crackhead deal…. lol @ The Foreman Grill