Yeah, I said it. I am officially an internet geek. I am an internet geek, because I am actually excited about this Washington Post DC Blog Summit that I am attending after work. I remember when I started this thing, it was out of sheer boredom and the desire to spread the funny stories I tell my friends on a regular basis. Now, I am actually at the point where I’m excited to meet other folks who do what I do. Not to mention, get as much free advice from the intellectual property lawyer who is going to be in attendance.
Free legal advice is always welcome as far as I’m concerned. My stepfather is a lawyer, but I can’t get him to help me with the legal rights of a blogger. He knows nothing about computers and the internet. He can save people from murder charges, but he can’t figure out how to order stuff from Ebay. Brilliant dude…just stuck on the other side of the digital divide.
So as you can see, I am quite happy that I’ll be networking and getting free advice from folks. Also, in an interesting turn of events, The Washington Post Express newspaper quoted me in the Blog Log section again today. I only got 4 comments from my readers *stern look*, but at least the newspaper appreciated my story about the dangers of buying items at crackhead prices. Now I know how The Roots feel. Critically acclaimed, with loyal fans, but commercially unaccepted for the most part.
So I guess I have to resort to what usually gets me by in the times when talent and perseverance fail: My swagger.
Look at that dude right there! That’s the Work Bathroom Derek Zoolander Pose! 
And NO that is NOT an S-Curl, Tanya. My hair is naturally curly, woman!
Uh ohhh…I feel like getting sexy on ‘em! GET SEXY ON ‘EM, SON!
YEAAAAAHH! SHOWIN’ SOME TITTY!
Yes my friends, THAT, is one excellent man-titty!
Let me get ready to go to this blog summit. Y’all stay sexy and maintain your swagger at all times. Your swagger probably can’t compare to mine, but nonetheless, maintain it for your own quality of life.
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
All I can do is shake my head. Have fun at the blogger summit, just don’t show’em your titty, okay.
There’s a damn glitch in this whole thing! How could you be excited to meet other bloggers when you’vev already met ME?? Are you interviewing for another half-ass celeb crush? If so, I shall go crawl into a corner and cry. Also, why come you didn’t tell anyone this was happening tonight? No love for 07! :-(
hello leon! just wanted to let you know that you are a hilarious individual…i am a loyal reader and if i could only witness the things you discuss…your man titty made me decide it finally introduce my self to you.
You look different here….is it the work clothes….no, you’re SOBER. I’ve never seen you in such a state.
Co-sign with Hostess, I want to go to a blog convention. You was holding out on us….
I don’t know yo, my swag is pretty colossal too. LOL!!!!
Congrats on the success!!!
I see you in the mirror. LOL!!! Don’t hurt them too bad cause you know the haters get mad when “stylin’ on em”. LOL!!! Don’t believe me? Copy and paste this. LMAO!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oxnfA4FsX0
Play Lotto!!!
ummm i see no titty
Can i have your autograph please????????
you have heard way too many times from way too many people that you are attractive. lmao you’re silly as hell
boy i love ya, but you spook me sometimes lol. that is a sexy man titty though.
For some reason I put on my little man voice: I had commented after the thing.
Yo, you gotta give some warnings about man titty…like the one they should have had for disappearing acts.
WARNING: There are Wesley Snipes ass shots in the following feature…Sanaa Lathan doesn’t not go topless.
you are so silly i really look fwd to reading this.
Thanks @ Candace. I kept it covered
@ Hostess, I didn’t even think about passing it along. I feel bad for being selfish. You’re still my Half-Assed Celebrity Crush, by the way :)
Thank you for reading and commenting Chloe. I appreciate it
@ Sister, I apologize for not spreading the word on the blog thing. If you’re buying, we can do something about that sobriety thing tonight lol. If not, then maybe I’ll catch you at the Share after I get paid or something lol
@ Play Lotto, you are the Undisputed King of Swag. I’m just using my swag to pick up the residuals. That clip is hilarious! LOL
@ KnowOne, I do :)
@ Negropino, where do you want me to sign?
LOL @ Peach
Thank you @ Candice
@ Amadeo, duly noted. I’ll come up with a warning system next time
@ Des, thank you
Dammit! I wish somebody would tell me when and where these damned blogger get-togethers are! I wanna go! :( I need to speak to other folks so they can tell me how to do things (as opposed to me actually learning on my own, lol). I hope you had fun!
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at work showing man titty…lol…I knew my countless hours spent on this blog would finally pay off and I’d get to see some man skin. j/k… I hope you had a good time at the summit.
nice pose
is that Magnum?
my guess…
you Photoshop is rough enough
and the theme repeats itself enough
that it is clear that the photos are retouched
but
it has always confused me how they work that on the Simpsons
they will have guests play themselves
then their will be people playing famous people
it must get blurry for some actors
was the Paul McCartney?
I know that was the Red Hot Chilli Peppers and that was Aerosmith
but I doubt that was really Bill Clinton
today I missed it
but
apparently
some blogger in Egypt got jailed for something on his blog
okay
we are not in Egypt
people will just sue you and take all you have and all you were gonna have
man titty. on the floor. what is wrong w/ you?! you win, really you do.