Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my great pleasure to announce that my blog empire is expanding. I have embarked on a new journey to conquer uncharted terrain. That terrain: King Magazine.
I have a brand new column on King Magazine’s website entitled Fine Sh*terature, where I basically…Talk sh*t. But not just ANY kind of sh*t. Only the highest grade of sh*t-talk known to man shall be posted there. So go ahead on over to King-Mag.com and leave me a comment if my sh*t-talk moves you. Or, just leave comments so that I look more popular than the other columnists. Either way, take your stankin’ ass on over there and check out my newest endeavor.
Announcement number two is that due to my current little streak of good fortune, my Swagger is phenomenal at the moment. I’m so great, that I don’t even have to spell the whole word out. My Swag is just that potent.
My style is impeccable! My appeal is unstoppable! If I were a snowman, I’d be ABOMINABLE! Even my scent is Unforgivable! You hear me? I’m doing it Diddy-style today! I smell so good that people can’t even forgive me for it. I walked near some corporate chick this morning when she stopped in her tracks, walked up to me, then hauled off and slapped me in the mouth. Next thing you know, she was pressing her busom against me saying “God-damn it! You just smell SO GOOD! TAKE ME!”
Yep, it’s been that kind of morning. Announcement number four is more of a My Bad announcement. I told Rob Goodspeed, one of the founders of DCist.com and owner of The Goodspeed Update that I would stop through the DC Blogger Meetup if I could sneak out of the Wizards game last night. Well, the game went to the final buzzer, and the Wizards won, so I forgot about coming back until around 9:30p.m. when I was on my way back home…My bad. I’l catch y’all next month.
To sort of make up for it, I am going to invite all the area bloggers that read my blog to e-mail me at HustlemanL77@yahoo.com if you’re interested in attending the next blogger meetup. It’s some very interesting and cool people from the area that come to the events, so if nothing else, it’s a good way to broaden your horizons and be exposed to writers whom you may not have had a chance to discover before. Send me your e-mail address, and I’ll forward you the info or see that someone gets it to you.
that was the last of my announcements for the day. Enjoy your day, and remember to check out “Fine Sh*terature” and leave a comment.
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Congrats on the new endeavor! I will definetly drop by to “throw my panties”!
Thank you @ KJ
*slides KJ’s panties into my jacket pocket*
Oh yeah, my Half-Assed Celebrity Crush was at the game, with her beautiful self! almost forgot to mention that :)
You know, I was just about to mention that I didn’t get a mention in your blog. But alas, it’s here and yeah, invite me to the next meet up. I wanna be as famous as you one day and I’m not too good to ride your coat-tails into my very own limelight!
Now the haters gonna really be “mad cause you stylin on em” LOL!!!!!!!!
Congratulations!!! from your regular BWA (Blog Watcher Anonymous) lurker…lol…btw drink slavery…priceless and even funnier that you have given it a name…..
tqWho is your celebrity crush??
oh lawd. its blocked at my job…that is so disapointing..im jealous that i cant read it!!! congrats though
“I walked near some corporate chick this morning when she stopped in her tracks, walked up to me, then hauled off and slapped me in the mouth. Next thing you know, she was pressing her busom against me saying “God-damn it! You just smell SO GOOD! TAKE ME!”"
This cracks me up!! Congratulations!! Hope that it all works out beautifully!!
I have been reading your blog for a hot minute now. Although I went to FAMU, I have to give respect where it is due. I guess something good finally came out of Hampton. Keep up the good work brother.
Well Congrats…I’ll go hit up the spot so you can look cooler than the others. Funny cause last night I had a dream that you were so big time that they was quoting you in the denver post paper, with a big picture of you….lol…crazy dreams.
It’s spelled bosom, not busom.
Congrats on the King gig. That is the second link to their site I’ve been sent today. They gonna think I want to subscribe and start sending me pictures of naked Black woman’s asses to my e-mail!
And, yes ladies, he DOES in fact smell pretty good. That’s Diddy’s cologne? Wow, he got something right. I would have guessed his sent would have been more like…the fragrance of KY Jelly tinged with the sweat of Farnsworth Bentley’s balls (take that, take that).
Congrats Leon.
I would write more but I gotta take my stank azz over there to comment.
Sister Toldja, southern girl is not the white girl raising the black son,(since its obvious why you corrected her) that would be the chilck who posted as Peach. I agree with what you were layin out to her though, PREACH SISTA!
That is good news. . .
I love your posts.. .
Congratulations!!
my stalker is back..and now whe’s anonymous…oy vey
“My style is impeccable! My appeal is unstoppable! If I were a snowman, I’d be ABOMINABLE! Even my scent is Unforgivable! You hear me? I’m doing it Diddy-style today”…LOL!!!
congrats!
Congrats on your success. Awesome! I just started reading your blog – like what I’m reading so far. Now to go read some of your articles as I wait for my delayed 3 hours flight to LA.